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Warlords (Tau ming chong) Reviews

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April 30, 2010
Warlords is so intent on expertly choreographed, but repetitive, enormo-battles that there isn't much time to develop characters (and the less said about a tacked-on romance, the better).
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
March 29, 2010
Whereas Chan's narrative (scripted by a whopping eight writers) settles into a standard rise-and-fall arc, his fight sequences exhibit a punchy vigor.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
April 2, 2010
Although the film is impressive in its physical aspects, the adultery of Pang and his blood brother's wife, Lian (Xu Jinglei), is underdrawn as a sexual skirmish whose influence on events is diminished.
April 2, 2010
Certainly forceful, but it only marginally succeeds at pulling the viewer into a state of battle zone fatigue and budding regality, assisted greatly by three tremendous lead performances.
Full Review | Original Score: C
March 31, 2010
When pure bloodlust is its own reward, there isn't much incentive for the audience to offer any empathy whatsoever. Kurosawa turns in his grave.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
April 9, 2010
Plays out with a tiresome grimy look, and a strange lack of emotional resonance.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
November 7, 2008
The vicissitudes of Qing dynasty politics in the mid-19th century remain rather confusing, and the bloodiness of the battles is relentless, but the film has something to say about the spiritual corruption that afflicts men who live by war.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 8, 2010
How do you make a censor-friendly Chinese movie about government massacres? You turn it into a soap opera.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
April 9, 2010
It isn't clear if "Warlords" is supposed to be a comedy or an adventure thriller but it will only appeal to those who appreciate the screaming cast of thousands.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
November 7, 2008
A village-pillaging extravaganza whose music and pitched slaughter compete to ruin your inner ear.
April 1, 2010
What should be a massive WWII-style war-is-hell allegory instead devolves into an absurdly turgid love triangle that barely kept my attention.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
April 2, 2010
At 113 minutes (the original Chinese edition runs 126 minutes), The Warlords is overlong.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
November 7, 2008
There are no pecs and no leather Speedos, but there is a baffled general who, when facing defeat, blurts out the iconic line: "This is madness!"
November 7, 2008
As so often with this sort of material, I found the battle scenes beautifully shot, but strangely uninvolving, and the narrative is cumbersome and overlong.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 2, 2010
Drags and lollygags, suffering from a sense of seriousness and self-importance that saps it of energy and tension.
April 2, 2010
Epic account of how war destroys a pact made by three rebel soldiers in 19th-century China.
April 9, 2010
In The Warlords, war is heaven. In fact, it makes everything else seem tedious by comparison.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
November 7, 2008
Great for battle re-enactment fanatics, not so good for The Sneak, whose senses have been dulled to the slow-motion slicing of limbs and heads which recur so often in these kind of films.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
November 7, 2008
Handsomely mounted as it is, it's a bit on the stodgy side. Romance inevitably causes a rupture in the trio, but as time grinds by, your interest is also bound to buckle.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
April 13, 2010
Too much eeyaahhh and probably not enough kiss-kiss meow-meow.
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