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The Waterboy Quotes

  • Rita: Is there a girl you're seein?
    Bobby Boucher: Seein? I see a lot of girls... I see a lot of guys too.
    Rita: I think that's sexy. You ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time?

  • Professor: Well! Mama's wrong again!
    Bobby Boucher: No, You're wrong Colonel Sanders.

  • Professor: There is something wrong with YOUR medulla oblongata.

  • Paco: Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!
    Paco: [Guy Grenouille throws an interception] Woo hoo hoo hoo! You owe me fifty bucks!
    Walter: You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole!

  • Bobby Boucher: Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
    Mama Boucher: That's nonsense, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin is the Devil!

  • Lyle Robideaux: Everybody already 'is' laughing at us. We haven't won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR.

  • Coach Klein: I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage!

  • Mama Boucher: [to Bobby] You don't have what they call "the social skills." That's why you never have any friends, 'cept fo' yo' mama.

  • Bobby Boucher: Excuse me, ladies, while I just go hang myself.

  • Mama Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
    Bobby Boucher: No Mama, the search continues.

  • Mama Boucher: No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.

  • Paco: Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.
    Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
    Paco: I said Joe Mantegna.

  • Walter: Let's kick some names and take some ass.

  • Bobby Boucher: And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

  • Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.
    Bobby Boucher: No. You people drinkin the wrong water.
    Coach Klein: Gatorade
    Bobby Boucher: H2O.
    Coach Klein: Gatorade.
    Coach Klein: [singing] Water sucks, it really, really sucks. Water sucks.

  • Mama Boucher: Bobby Boucher, what did momma tell you about girls!

  • Bobby Boucher: Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like some..times on a sunday afternoon with charcoal bi biscuits and a grill. bobby you want me to go to a barbecue with you? yes yes dats it
    Bobby Boucher: Mama not a fan of restaurants or of of of me goin to one, but but but if you like some...times on a Sunday afternoon with charcoal bi.. biscuits and a grill.

  • Bobby Boucher: ma ma ma ma mama said
    Bobby Boucher: Ma-ma-m-m-mama said.

  • Townie: You can do it. Cut his fucking head off.
    Townie: You can do it. Cut his fucking head off!

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