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Waxwork Quotes

  • China: Vampires are fiction!
    Elderly Man: No! They're real! And they can only be killed by a crucifix, wood through their heart, or decapitation!


  • Mr. Lincoln: They'll make a movie about anything now a days.


  • Mark: If those guys are waxworks, they have definitely improved them since I was a kid.


  • Marquis de Sade Girl #3: Lucky bitch. Just because she is a virgin she gets to get beaten in front of the English Prince? I mean, we were all virgins once.


  • Mr. Lincoln: They've made a movie about the Phantom of the Opera?


  • Marquis de Sade: It seems, she prefers our company, young man. I must say, your girlfriend gave up quite an entertaining show. What a slut she is.
    Mark: Until the girl dies you don't really exist. You're just trapped in your little world.Your words mean nothing.
    Marquis de Sade: Oh don't be angry, just because she had her first orgasm at the end of a whip, and not by your touch.


  • Tony: (after walking into an alternate wax universe; looking noticeably disgusted) - Alright. Who put the acid in my drink again, China? Wait a minute. I gave up drinking...Hologram? No hologram, right? Hypnotism! Hypnotism! That's it, alright I'm hypnotized! Alright!
    Tony: (after walking into an alternate wax universe; looking noticeably disgusted) - Alright. Who put the acid in my drink again, China? Wait a minute. I gave up drinking. Hologram? No hologram, right? Hypnotism! Hypnotism! That's it, alright I'm hypnotized! Alright!


  • Mark: One last thing before you kill us Lincoln!
    Mr. Lincoln: You know my name?
    Mark: I should. You murdered my grandfather!
    Mr. Lincoln: You're a Loftmore! - Old horror lord's grandchild. Well, well, well, what a coincidence. It's such a small world!
    Mark: Well, then why do you want to end it?
    Mr. Lincoln: Somebody has to.


  • Count Dracula: Steak tartar? Oh, yes...Steak tartar.
    Count Dracula: Steak tartar? Oh, yes. Steak tartar.


  • Mr. Lincoln: Would you like a closer look?


  • Tony: (stuck in the wax universe, talking out loud; collecting wood for the fire) - Caribbean...The Bahamas...A pretty girl...A body...A bikini. Do I get a pretty woman in my illusion? No. No I get a d*ck!!
    Tony: (stuck in the wax universe, talking out loud; collecting wood for the fire) - Caribbean. The Bahamas. A pretty girl. A body. A bikini. Do I get a pretty woman in my illusion? No. No I get a d*ck!!


  • Mark: We need to talk.
    China: Yeah about what?
    Mark: About what? About us!
    China: "Us" is over. You had your chance you blew it.
    China: 'Us' is over. You had your chance you blew it.
    Mark: Right.
    China: I need a taking care of, not "hey how 'bout a pizza after class babe". I'm looking for something just a little more in a man...A little "je nes se qua".
    China: I need a taking care of, not 'hey how 'bout a pizza after class babe'. I'm looking for something just a little more in a man. A little 'je nes se qua'.
    Mark: A little what?
    China: See. You don't even speak French.
    Mark: I'm sorry I'm not that good at languages okay?
    China: Yeah well, why should I suffer for that?
    Mark: Suffer?! We're living in America!!
    Mark: Suffer?! We're living in America!


  • Count Dracula: Raw meat...You do like raw meat?
    Count Dracula: Raw meat. You do like raw meat?


  • Mrs. Loftmore: Don't be facetious darling. Now drink your milk, you're late for college.
    Mark: Mom, when are you going to let me have some coffee in the morning?
    Mrs. Loftmore: When you're a big boy. I mean you know it's bad for you.
    Mark: But mom, I NEED THE CAFFEINE - BADLY!!
    Mark: But mom, I NEED THE CAFFEINE BADLY!!
    Mark: But mom, I NEED THE CAFFEINE BADLY!


  • Mark: (Mark is threatened by an armed French guard) - I'm sorry, I was never very good at languages.


  • Tony: (talking to the old man from the wax universe) - It's so cold in here! Why don't I just mosey on out, get some wood...we'll talk.
    Tony: (talking to the old man from the wax universe) - It's so cold in here! Why don't I just mosey on out, get some wood, we'll talk.
    Elderly Man: (starts freaking out) - It is...too late. [The man starts thrashing around at the table]
    Elderly Man: (starts freaking out) - It is too late. [The man starts thrashing around at the table]
    Tony: Relax! I'll go outside - get the wood. Come back, have a cup of coffee, we'll talk about it. Become friends. Friends - think about it. Be right back. [Tony exits out of the cabin and looks up towards the sky] ...Get me...the hell...outta here! I'm stuck in this cold, nowhere place, nowhere to go, no cigarettes! I mean, what am I supposed to do? Entertain this as*hole?
    Tony: Relax! I'll go outside - get the wood. Come back, have a cup of coffee, we'll talk about it. Become friends. Friends - think about it. Be right back. [Tony exits out of the cabin and looks up towards the sky] Get me the hell outta here! I'm stuck in this cold, nowhere place, nowhere to go, no cigarettes! I mean, what am I supposed to do? Entertain this as*hole?


  • Mark: (reading from the essay he had his maid write for him) - "The Trouble with Dictators. I think dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small mustaches." [Mark looks embarrassed]
    Mark: (reading from the essay he had his maid write for him) - 'The Trouble with Dictators. I think dictators are the bad people. They have the shouting voices, and the small mustaches.' [Mark looks embarrassed]


  • Tony: (approaches the eerie Wax Museum, and the front door suddenly opens) - Oh sh*t. It's the old door opening by itself scene.


  • Gemma: What's happening tonight, guys?
    Tony: Nothing. I gave up drinking.
    Sarah: The third time this month?


  • Tony: (along with all his friends) - Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!!


  • China: Can't a girl get laid around here without being burned at the stake?
    Mark: (puts a cigarette in his mouth) - Anybody got a match?
    China: I do what I want when I want. Dig it or fu*k off.


  • Mark: (to the detective when approaching the door to the wax museum) - Now watch this. This weird little tiny guy who's addicted to helium is going to open the door.


  • China: Weird place for a waxwork...
    China: Weird place for a waxwork.
    Inspector Roberts: I need to take a look around your waxwork!
    Mr. Lincoln: You have the wrong waxwork
    Mr. Lincoln: You have the wrong waxwork.


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