Bram Stoker's Way of the Vampire - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Bram Stoker's Way of the Vampire Reviews

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½ February 22, 2008
substandard even for SciFi channel fare
February 2, 2008
Just like Bram Stroker intended his works to be interpretted... terribly forgetable. I've taken shits with better with more respect to the audiences (I may have said too much).
½ January 10, 2008
Absolute waste of time. Crap acting, what script, dismal special effects (I think my 2 yr old son can do better with a torchlight).

Thankfully, I stopped the torture after 15 minutes.
½ December 11, 2007
Couldn't get past the first 20 minutes....It was like a horrible horrible porn flick...terrible....
December 2, 2007
Very disappointing. Boring for the most part, hardly any story, the last 10 minutes was the best part. Give this one a miss, I wish I did.
½ November 13, 2007
One of the worst movies I've ever seen! Bad acting, bad cinematography, it was just horrible!
½ November 9, 2007
It's very low budget, but it's still a vampire movie.
½ November 4, 2007
Easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Not just bad acting and bad writing, but bad on technical details. Dialogue is difficult to hear, and sounds like it was recorded in a echo chamber on the rare occasions you can hear it.
October 14, 2007
This is by far the wors... second worst vampire movie I've ever seen. Learn from my mistakes and NEVER even look at the box. If you do, rub holy water in your eyes and draw a circle of salt around your bed before you go to sleep. Don't let the suck corrode your mind.
½ October 2, 2007
The guy who made the sounds for this flick should never be allowed to operate even high-school gym's pa systems. Not that hearing this film's dialogue would've been much of a treat either.
½ August 17, 2007
yet another moive the scifi channel sucked me into watching- what a waste of time
½ August 14, 2007
CRAP! This film has no proper acting or fight scenes, badly shot with dodgy lighting. A distinct lack or original story with a badly written script. DONT waste even 15 mins of your life trying to watch it!! I have done that for you and recommend it is not worth it even out or curiosity. Go out instead.
½ August 13, 2007
This was a horrible movie, complete waste of my time. The actors sucked, the script sucked, and you could not hear anything besides the stupid backgrownd music. This movie was fucking stupid.
½ August 5, 2007
Bad...and I like bad movies. This was horrible. Not even funny.
½ July 19, 2007
"Way of the Vampire", a.k.a. "What a vampire film shouldn't be like", is definitely a group-activity promoting film. You can be dead-drunk and still see that this film is absolutely rubbish.
½ June 18, 2007
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many inconsistancies in this movie I had more fun pointing them out then watching the movie.
½ June 11, 2007
This is quite frankly the worst film I have ever seen. We spent half an hour fiddling with our speakers, volumes control and checking nothing was loose/unplugged - then we realised... the movie sound must have been mixed by the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Foolishly we decided to try and watch it anyway. The second worst thing was the acting. The lead roles were a fun variety of chronic under/over-acting and the fight scenes looked like a primary school drama clash trying to portray 'spooky'. The only bit we liked (as in laughed at) was the vampire beating his chest like Tarzan after an incredibly anticlimatic neck-ripping assault. The third worst thing about the film was the plot... and this atrosity was in joint third with the fact that the ending implied there was going to be a sequel. DEAR GOD NO!!!
June 6, 2007
could be so much better
June 2, 2007
The worst peice of hollywood shit ever
½ May 31, 2007
This was one of the biggest pieces of cinematic crap I have ever seen in my life. One of the absolute WORST vampire films I have ever seen in my entire life. This makes B-movies look like blockbuster films. Th actor playing Van Helsing was god awful, the acting from the whole cast was even worse... the storyline plotted along like drive-by victim stumbling to his death...I would only recommend this movie to people I hate.
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