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  • Wayne Campbell: I'd have to say ass sphincter says what?
    Noah Vanderhoff: What?
    Wayne Campbell: A sphincter says what?
    Noah Vanderhoff: What??
    Wayne Campbell: Exactly.
    ‐ Submitted by Jazen H (21 months ago)

  • Garth Algar: It's like a new pair of underwear, at first they're restrictive but then after a while they become a part of you.
    ‐ Submitted by Jazen H (21 months ago)

  • Garth Algar: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man's gone before, but I'll probably stay in Aurora.
    ‐ Submitted by Jazen H (21 months ago)

  • Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
    ‐ Submitted by Colten O (23 months ago)

  • Garth Algar: She makes me feel kind of funny, like when we use to climb the rope in gym class.
    ‐ Submitted by Josh D (3 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: [aside] This is Stan Mikita's Donuts. Excellent munch post. *walks over to Glen* This is the manager, Glen. He's here 24 hours a day. I recommend the sugar pucks; they're excellent. Come on.
    Mikita's Manager Glen: [aside] I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet in the heat of passion, it's called murder?
    Wayne Campbell: Hello? What do you think you're doing? Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera.
    Garth Algar: [aside] I really don't have too much to say right now. *points* Hey, what's that? *camera pans to where Garth pointed* [runs away] Gaah!
    ‐ Submitted by A H (3 years ago)

  • Mikita's Manager Glen: Anything wrong, Davy?
    Davy: Yeah, I got paid today.
    Mikita's Manager Glen: Oh, yeah, I know what that's like.
    Davy: No, you don't understand; they laid me off. *holds up a piece of paper* I got one of these.
    Mikita's Manager Glen: Yeah, I know how that feels.
    Davy: Know what I'd like to do?
    Mikita's Manager Glen: [bitterly] Yeah, I know what you'd like to do: find the guy that did it, rip his still-beating heart out, and hold it in his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
    Davy: [nervously] Actually, I was going to file a grievance with the union.
    Mikita's Manager Glen: [normal] Well, the world's a twisted place.
    ‐ Submitted by A H (3 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: [note on card] He blows goats. I have proof.
    ‐ Submitted by A H (3 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
    Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne if your not careful you're gonna loose me.
    Wayne Campbell: I lost you 2 months ago. Are you mental? We broke up! Get the net!
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Stacy: Happy anniversary Wayne.
    Wayne Campbell: Stacy we broke up 2 months ago.
    Stacy: Well that doesn't mean we still can't go out.
    Wayne Campbell: Well it does actually. That's what breaking up is.
    Stacy: Don't you wanna open your present?
    Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm gonna be very upset.
    Stacy: Open it.
    Wayne Campbell: Ok. [unwraps gift] What is it?
    Stacy: It's a gun rack.
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Garth Algar: Stop torturing yourself man! You'll never afford it! LIVE IN THE NOW!
    Wayne Campbell: It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: Shwing!
    ‐ Submitted by Nancy Q (3 years ago)

  • Garth Algar: If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
    ‐ Submitted by Aaron P (3 years ago)

  • Garth Algar: Foxy! Lady!
    ‐ Submitted by Jack W (4 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: Ah! The MerthMobile!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (4 years ago)

  • Stacy: Hi Garth!
    Garth Algar: [grimacing] Hi Stacy.
    Stacy: Have you seen Wayne?
    Garth Algar: No, no, I uh, haven't seen Wayne. No.
    Stacy: I'm really worried about him! He seems to be going through this phase. Your his best friend. What do you think I should do about it?
    Garth Algar: Um, get over it and go out with somebody else.
    Stacy: Get over it and go out with somebody else. Oh.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (4 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: I thought we'd go for a little Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen?
    Garth Algar: Good call!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (4 years ago)

  • Garth Algar: Stop torturing yourself, man! You'll never afford it!
    Wayne Campbell: It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (4 years ago)

  • Garth Algar: Uh oh. Don't look over there. Stacy...
    Wayne Campbell: [looks] Oh! No! I made eye contact! [all 4 guys at the table shade their eyes with their hands]
    Stacy: Hey Wayne!
    Wayne Campbell: Hello Stacy.
    Stacy: Happy Anniversary! I brought you a present!
    Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago!
    Stacy: But that doesn't mean we can't still date!
    Wayne Campbell: Um, yeah! It does! That's what breaking up means!
    Stacy: Are you gonna open the present?
    Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very displeased.
    Stacy: Open it...
    Wayne Campbell: [opens it] What is it?
    Stacy: It's a gun rack!
    Wayne Campbell: Stacy, I don't even have A gun! Much less MANY guns that would necessitate me having a gun rack! WHAT am I going to do with a gun rack?
    Stacy: Well fine, if you don't like it. But if you're not careful you're gonna lose me, Wayne. [walks off offended]
    Wayne Campbell: I already lost you! We BROKE UP two months ago!! Are you mental? Get the net!
    ‐ Submitted by T R (4 years ago)

  • Officer Koharski: It's a shame they canceled that show of yours. Good little program. Not that I ever watched it.
    ‐ Submitted by T R (4 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.
    ‐ Submitted by Kristin K (4 years ago)

  • Garth Algar: If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael C (4 years ago)

  • Garth Algar: [Holds out a Dixie cup] Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.
    ‐ Submitted by Nancy H (5 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: (same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
    Garth Algar: (same time) We're not worthy. We're not worthy.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: (same time) Schwing!
    Garth Algar: (same time) Schwing!
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: If you blow chunks and she comes back, shes yours but if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be
    ‐ Submitted by James C (5 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: I'll just use the "May I Help You?" riff
    ‐ Submitted by James C (5 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: I mean Led Zepplin didn't write tunes that anbody liked. They left that to the BeeGees
    ‐ Submitted by James C (5 years ago)

  • Wayne Campbell: Excellent
    ‐ Submitted by James C (5 years ago)

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