The Wedding Planner Reviews
This movie is just shit. McConaughey is a child's doctor who saves Lopez from getting run over by a runway dumpster set in motion by an Asian stereotype. They lay in the middle of the road in missionary, long enough for Lopez to be impregnated and for the child limbs to form before they got up. Of course, McConaughey has a fiancee who he rather not marry. Why the hot pediatrician didn't just find someone else, who knows. McConaughey cavorts with Lopez for a while until WAKKA WAKKA Lopez has to plan McConaughey's wedding.
Then there's this whole business that Lopez needs to plan this wedding because it'll make her a lot of money and she can open up her own planning business and who fucking cares.
They cavort long enough and McConaughey falls for Lopez. This sucked. I think there was a scene where McConaughey gets super glue on his hand and in a hilarious bit, puts his hand on the penis of a statue to act cool in front of a security guard. When the guard says to "take his hand off the penis" the penis snaps off, destroying what was sure to be a priceless Renaissance age statue. Lopez and McConaughey have a laugh about it.
Other than that it was an okay average comedy that you're probably gonna forget the next day.