The Wedding Singer Quotes

  • Sammy: I just want to someone to hold me and tell me everythings going to be allright.
    Old Man in Bar: (Hugging him) Everything is going to be allright.
    Old Man in Bar: Everything is going to be allright.


  • Robbie Hart: Enter quote here...I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad Carry you around When your arthritis is bad Oh, all I wanna do Is grow old with you I'll get you medicine When your tummy aches Build you a fire If the furnace breaks Oh, it could be so nice Growin' old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat When you are cold Need you Feed you Even let you hold The remote control So let me clear the dishes In our kitchen sink Put you to bed When you've had too much to drink Oh I could be the man Who grows old with you I wanna grow old With you


  • Rosie: You'll know when you meet the right girl because it's not how you feel about her it's how she makes you feel about yourself
    Rosie: You'll know when you meet the right girl because it's not how you feel about her, it's how she makes you feel about yourself.


  • Robbie Hart: But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer the opposite sex.


  • Robbie Hart: Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.


  • Robbie Hart: I don't even know your last name.
    Glen Gulia: It's Guglia. [says it Gulia]
    Robbie Hart: Guglia? Oh, so Julia's last name's gonna be Guglia. Julia Guglia! That's funny!
    Glen Gulia: [unamused] Why is that funny?
    Robbie Hart: I - don't know.


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  • Himself: Billy Idol: Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is...
    Billy Idol: Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do, pretty much whatever they want, here he is...


  • Holly: God, I love David Bowie. He is SO sexy.
    Glen Gulia: You think the "time to make the donuts" guy is sexy.
    Glen Gulia: You think the 'time to make the donuts' guy is sexy.
    Robbie Hart: Heh heh, that guy is funny.


  • Rosie: [to Julia] : He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.
    Rosie: [to Julia] He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.


  • Julia Sullivan: Not porno tongue. Church tongue.
    Robbie Hart: [laughing] Church tongue, I like that.


  • Robbie Hart: "See? Billy Idol gets it. Why doesn't she?"
    Robbie Hart: See? Billy Idol gets it. I don't know why she doesn't get it.


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