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What About Bob? Quotes

  • Siggy Marvin: What if it starts up again?
    Dr. Leo Marvin: He can borrow my slicker!


  • Bob Wiley: There are two types of people. Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't.


  • Bob Wiley: Baby Steps, get on a bus. Baby Steps, get on a bus.


  • Bob Wiley: I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful...


  • Bob Wiley: I'm doing the work, I'm baby-stepping, I'm not a slacker! Just look, I'm in really bad shape!


  • Dr. Leo Marvin: [just as Bob and Lily get pronounced "Man and Wife"] NO!
    Dr. Leo Marvin: [just as Bob and Lily get pronounced 'Man and Wife'] NO!


  • Dr. Leo Marvin: [after he finds out the mental institution staff like Bob] I can't believe that I'm hearing this!
    Dr. Tomsky: Relax, Leo.
    Dr. Leo Marvin: [obviously not relaxed] I'm relaxed!
    Dr. Tomsky: Take a vacation.
    Dr. Leo Marvin: [losing it] I'M ON VACATION!
    Dr. Tomsky: [concerned] ...Maybe you should check in here for a few days. Get a handle on things.


  • Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.


  • Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone! [he opens the door and there's Bob]
    Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy?
    Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE?!


  • Dr. Leo Marvin: [seeing Bob put his arm around Lily] DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER!


  • Bob Wiley: Tied fast to the mast of the boat: "Im sailing!"
    Bob Wiley: [tied fast to the mast of the boat] I'm sailing!


  • Bob Wiley: "Is this corn hand-shucked?"
    Bob Wiley: Is this corn hand-shucked?


  • Bob Wiley: Baby step to four o'clock...


  • Dr. Leo Marvin: On Tuesday we'll eat Gill, on Wednesday we'll eat Bob. No ... no, that's going too far. More fish anyone?


  • Dr. Leo Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!
    Bob Wiley: I'll be quiet.
    Siggy Marvin: I'll be peace!


  • Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
    Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!


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