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  • Eunice Burns: Howard, why does she call you Steve?
    Howard Bannister: Eunice, I have no idea.
    ‐ Submitted by Tom B (4 months ago)

  • Eunice Burns: Howard, why does she call you Steve?
    ‐ Submitted by Tom B (4 months ago)

  • Mr. Kaltenborn: I'm the manager of what's left of the hotel.
    ‐ Submitted by Kevin C (3 years ago)

  • Judge Maxwell: Aw! You made me smash my lifesavers!
    ‐ Submitted by David E (4 years ago)

  • Howard Bannister: What are you doing? This is a one way street!
    Judy Maxwell: We're only going one way.
    ‐ Submitted by David E (4 years ago)

  • Frederick Larrabee: I must point out to you that foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
    ‐ Submitted by David E (4 years ago)

  • Judy Maxwell: I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try and be the same.
    Howard Bannister: The same as what?
    Judy Maxwell: The same as people who aren't different.
    ‐ Submitted by David E (4 years ago)

  • Judy Maxwell: But you know something Steve? Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    Howard Bannister: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
    ‐ Submitted by Mauricio R (4 years ago)

  • Eunice Burns: Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
    Judy Maxwell: Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness or justice. See etiquette.
    ‐ Submitted by Mauricio R (4 years ago)

  • Judy Maxwell: Eunice? That's a person named Eunice?
    ‐ Submitted by Mauricio R (4 years ago)

  • Eunice Burns: They tried to molest me.
    Judge Maxwell: That's... unbelievable.
    ‐ Submitted by Mauricio R (4 years ago)

  • Judge Maxwell: Get the court psychiatrist, tell him to bring straitjackets, in assorted sizes.
    ‐ Submitted by Hector H (5 years ago)

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