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  • Eunice Burns: Howard, why does she call you Steve?
    Howard Bannister: Eunice, I have no idea.

  • Eunice Burns: Howard, why does she call you Steve?

  • Mr. Kaltenborn: "I'm the manager of what's left of the hotel."
    Mr. Kaltenborn: I'm the manager of what's left of the hotel.

  • Judge Maxwell: Aw! You made me smash my lifesavers!

  • Howard Bannister: What are you doing? This is a one way street!
    Judy Maxwell: We're only going one way.

  • Frederick Larrabee: I must point out to you that foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

  • Judy Maxwell: I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try and be the same.
    Howard Bannister: The same as what?
    Judy Maxwell: The same as people who aren't different.

  • Judy Maxwell: But you know something Steve? Love means never having to say you're sorry.
    Howard Bannister: ...That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
    Howard Bannister: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

  • Eunice Burns: Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
    Judy Maxwell: Propriety? Noun. Conformity to established standards of behavior or manners, suitability, rightness or justice. See etiquette.

  • Judy Maxwell: Eunice. That's a person named Eunice?
    Judy Maxwell: Eunice? That's a person named Eunice?

  • Eunice Burns: They tried to molest me.
    Judge Maxwell: That's... unbelievable.

  • Judge Maxwell: Get the court psychiatrist, tell him to bring straitjackets... in assorted sizes.
    Judge Maxwell: Get the court psychiatrist, tell him to bring straitjackets, in assorted sizes.

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