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White Chicks Reviews

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Steven Snyder
Zertinet Movies
October 19, 2005
Amid an overbearing story that suffocates its humor, Chicks' increasingly repetitive and tired jokes reek of a comedy on autopilot.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Philip Martin
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
January 2, 2005
... a bottom-of-the-page, jump-it-deep-inside meaningless movie review written by a dog
| Original Score: C
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Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
June 23, 2004
A film so dreary and conventional that it took an act of the will to keep me in the theater.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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Lisa Kennedy
Denver Post
June 23, 2004
Had White Chicks been funnier, smarter, there might have been some subversive value in seeing what the Wayans made of the absurd social rituals of white elites.
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
June 23, 2004
I knew we were in trouble when there was a "Hammer Time" joke in the first few minutes, a reference way past its sell-by date.
| Original Score: D
Nell Minow
Common Sense Media
December 29, 2010
Predictable farce isn't very funny or original.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Larry Carroll
FilmStew.com
June 24, 2004
The only real laugh to be had at a screening of White Chicks is during the trailer for the goofy upcoming film Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star
June 23, 2004
Then the audacity fades into oddity, and the outrageous grinds into out and out stasis.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
David Foucher
EDGE Boston
June 25, 2004
"Don't See It" is the kindest phrase I can use to describe this film.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
Aaron Hillis
Premiere Magazine
June 25, 2004
Despite the attempts of the Academy Award-winning makeup artist behind Mrs. Doubtfire, these doubtful misfires can't pass as white or as chicks.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Scott Weinberg
eFilmCritic.com
June 23, 2004
Clearly made with the intention of discovering a whole new sublevel beneath Lowest Common Denominator, White Chicks is easily one of the worst "comedies" I've ever seen
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
June 28, 2004
[I]t's the worst movie of the year.
Christian Toto
Washington Times
June 27, 2004
These Chicks should be, like, totally stood up
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Nick Schager
Lessons of Darkness
June 27, 2006
Complements the awfulness of its protagonists' Caucasian camouflage with putrid bathroom humor, pitiable romance and brainless racial/social commentary.
Full Review | Original Score: C-
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
June 22, 2004
It takes a premise that is unworkable to begin with, stretches it so far that no one will buy it, and then utilizes only the stalest and most obvious jokes anyway.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Rob Vaux
Flipside Movie Emporium
June 23, 2004
It goes places... bad places. Creepy, skin-crawling, 'no, mommy, not the clown suit' places. Places that chew at the subconscious and lurk in the hidden recesses of nightmare.
Full Review | Original Score: F
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Peter Howell
Toronto Star
June 23, 2004
White Chicks has more laughs than it deserves, but also a story that is just plain lazy.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
June 30, 2004
The worst part is those fake blue contact lenses, making their eyes chilling, lifeless orbs. More than anything, it's those dead eyes that make White Chicks so horrible.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
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Amy Simmons
Time Out
June 24, 2006
Most gags are as weak as they are derivative, offering little incentive to suspend one's disbelief, and as for the gender politics, well... you can only imagine.
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye
June 24, 2004
...so painfully strained and obvious. What did they (The Wayans) do to be inspired by this wreck-sniff crushed crayons as they were developing this ill-conceived prank?
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
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