Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Movie Quotes - Rotten Tomatoes

Who Framed Roger Rabbit Quotes

  • Eddie Valiant: What a wife.


  • Judge Doom: Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked just like this!


  • Roger Rabbit: You saved my life! How can I ever repay you?
    Eddie Valiant: For starters, don't ever kiss me again!


  • Porky Pig: Th-Th-Th-That's All, Folks!


  • Psycho: "Time to kill the rabbit!"
    Psycho: Time to kill the rabbit!


  • Benny the Cab: "Hey, Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?"
    Benny the Cab: Hey, Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?
    Roger Rabbit: "Gee, I don't--A BRIIIDGE!!!"
    Roger Rabbit: Gee, I don't--A BRIDGE!


  • Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): Oh, Honey Bunny!
    Roger Rabbit: Oh, Love Cup
    Roger Rabbit: Oh, Love Cup.
    Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength
    Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength.


  • Baby Herman: My stogie!.... WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAA...


  • Baby Herman: The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off
    Baby Herman: The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.


  • Mickey Mouse: Gosh, I wonder who he really was?
    Eddie Valiant: I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit
    Eddie Valiant: I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit.
    Daffy Duck: Or a duck
    Daffy Duck: Or a duck.
    Goofy Wolf: Or a dog
    Goofy Wolf: Or a dog.
    Pinocchio: Or a little wooden boy
    Pinocchio: Or a little wooden boy.
    Woody Woodpecker: Or a woodpecker
    Woody Woodpecker: Or a woodpecker.
    Sylvester: Or a pussy
    Sylvester: Or a pussy.


  • Roger Rabbit: P-p-please, Raoul. I can give you stars. Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!
    Raoul Raoul Director: Roger, I've dropped it on your head 23 times already
    Raoul Raoul Director: Roger, I've dropped it on your head 23 times already.
    Roger Rabbit: I can take it, don't worry about me
    Roger Rabbit: I can take it, don't worry about me.
    Raoul Raoul Director: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the REFRIDGERATOR
    Raoul Raoul Director: I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about the REFRIGERATOR.


  • Eddie Valiant: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
    Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): He makes me laugh.


  • Roger Rabbit: Benny, is that you
    Roger Rabbit: Benny, is that you?
    Eddie Valiant: [sarcastically] No, it's Shirley Temple!


  • Eddie Valiant: Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning
    Eddie Valiant: Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.


  • Roger Rabbit: P-p-please, Eddie! Don't throw me out. Don't you realize you're making a big mistake? I didn't kill anybody. I swear! The whole thing's a set up. A scam, a frame job. Ow! Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. Oow! My whole purpose in life is to make... people... laugh!


  • Eddie Valiant: Anybody know you're here
    Eddie Valiant: Anybody know you're here.
    Roger Rabbit: Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh...
    Eddie Valiant: Who?
    Roger Rabbit: Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.


  • Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): You don't know how hard it is being a woman, looking the way I do.
    Eddie Valiant: Yeh Well, You don't know how hard it is being a man, looking at woman looking the way you do.


  • Dolores: Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?


  • Eddie Valiant: (Says to a weasel) Without that gun I had no fun. I'll kick you in the... (gets hit in the head with a plate).
    Eddie Valiant: [says to a weasel] Without that gun I had no fun. I'll kick you in the... [gets hit in the head with a plate]
    Roger Rabbit: Nose!
    Wheezy Lena Hyena: Nose? That doesn't rhyme with walls!
    Eddie Valiant: No, but this does. (He kicks him right in the BALLS).
    Eddie Valiant: No, but this does. [he kicks him right in the BALLS]


  • Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way
    Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.


  • Roger Rabbit: A star! Ready when you are Maroon...


  • Editor Bongo the Gorilla: What do you think you're doing, chump?
    Eddie Valiant: Who are you calling chump, chimp?


  • Editor Bongo the Gorilla: What do you think you're doing, chump?
    Eddie Valiant: Who are you calling a chump, chimp?


  • Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): No, I hit him on the head with a frying pan so he wouldn't get hurt.
    Eddie Valiant: Makes perfect sense.


  • Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I just want you to know that I love you, Roger. I've loved you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.
    Roger Rabbit: Really?


  • Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up doc? Jumping without a parachute? Kinda dangerous ain't it?
    Eddie Valiant: Yeah!
    Mickey Mouse: Yeah! Ha, ha, you can get killed, ha, ha, ha,ha!
    Eddie Valiant: You guys got a spare?
    Mickey Mouse: Uh, Bugs does!
    Eddie Valiant: Yeah?
    Bugs Bunny: Yeah but I don't think you want it!
    Eddie Valiant: I do, I do, give it to me!
    Bugs Bunny: Okay Doc here's the spare!
    Eddie Valiant: Thank you! ( opens spare ) Aw no! Aaaaaaah!
    Eddie Valiant: Thank you! (opens spare) Aw no! Aaaaaaah!
    Mickey Mouse: Aw, poor fella! Ha, ha!
    Bugs Bunny: Yeah, ain't I a stinker?


  • Eddie Valiant: Toons.
    Dolores: Tell Me Eddie. Is that a Rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


  • Jessica Rabbit (uncredited): I'm not bad, I'm just drawn this way.


  • Roger Rabbit: If ya' ain't gotta sense of humor, your better of dead!
    Roger Rabbit: If you ain't gotta sense of humor, you're better of dead!


  • Eddie Valiant: Holy smoke! He's a toon!
    Judge Doom: Surprised?!
    Eddie Valiant: Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
    Judge Doom: Not just any toon!... ...Remember me Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I talked just... like.. THIS!!!


  • Daffy Duck: I've worked with a lot of wisequackers, but you are desssspicable!
    Donald Duck: Why you doggone stubborn little-- That did it! W-a-a-g-h!
    Daffy Duck: This is the last time I work with someone with a sssspeech impediment!


Find More Movie Quotes