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The Whole Ten Yards Reviews

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October 5, 2005
While most sequels have nowhere to go, this sequel has nowhere it wants to go, and while most movie failures are unoriginal, this mess is simply uninspired.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
April 9, 2004
This is one of those movies you look at quizzically: What did they think they were doing?
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
April 17, 2004
Inconsistencies in tone are minor when compared to the confusion created by the editor's butchery.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
April 8, 2004
Could it BE any more atrocious?
Read More | Original Score: F
December 29, 2010
This appalling mess of a movie just isn't funny.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 11, 2004
As a fan of the original, I'll be kind. The Whole Ten Yards is a bit of a disappointment.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
April 9, 2004
If you find yourself pulled in with the Friday night herd to see the movie, you should be in for a tolerable enough time.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
December 19, 2004
Just rent Sexy Beast.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
April 5, 2004
A new director fails to maintain a firm hand on the tiller, so things spin swiftly out of control with uneven acting and misfired physical gags.
April 17, 2004
None of it is funny, and to make matters worse, writer George Gallo and director Howard Deutch have somehow managed to domesticate out of Jill the goofball sensuality that gave the original its quirky edge.
April 12, 2004
... an utter disaster.
April 8, 2004
Ten Yards regathers the cast of quirky killers and neurotic nebbishes and gives them almost nothing to do.
Read More | Original Score: 1/4
April 9, 2004
Willis gives head cases a bad name, never quite letting even his fellow actors in on the joke that he took this particular job for the paycheck.
April 9, 2004
One of the most laughless experiences I've had at a theatre so far this year.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5
April 8, 2004
Perry resembles nothing so much as a jittery sitcom character plopped into a big-screen story, out of place and desperate.
Full Review | Original Score: D
April 24, 2004
Because the cast is having so much fun, it's hard to blame them when the film becomes almost persistently unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
April 13, 2004
A plotless, wretched mess that makes no sense whatsoever.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 19, 2009
Proof that most sequels should be avoided, "The Whole Ten Yards" vaporizes the humor of its superior 1999 precursor.
Full Review | Original Score: D
April 9, 2004
So mirthless is this misbegotten enterprise, the sound of fake chucklers busting a gut would at least have given us valuable clues as to when we're supposed to laugh.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
April 29, 2009
Unfunny, badly acted, and made solely for the purposes of big paychecks this film is just utterly embarrassing and nonsensical. This is mindless drivel, without being able to call itself a guilty pleasure.
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