Wild Orchid Reviews

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April 10, 2019
No connoisseur of the preposterous should miss it.
February 1, 2018
You know you're in trouble when even Jacqueline Bisset can't save a film.
February 1, 2018
Ghastly piece of soft-core porn from Zalman King, the trashmaster behind the Red Shoe Diaries series.
February 1, 2018
Not unsurprisingly dug from the very same creative depths responsible for 9 1/2 Weeks.
February 1, 2018
If Wild Orchid were a little bit sillier, it might classify as a minor classic of howling camp. As it is, the movie is pseudo-swanky, chic and sappy.
March 4, 2015
Writer-director Zalman King's Wild Orchid could be considered the Fifty Shades of Grey of its day: a would-be erotic romp that ultimately carries as much of a sexual charge as a Chicken McNugget.
September 7, 2011
April 12, 2011
If Wild Orchid aims to grab audiences with a hot-house atmosphere of erotica, it mainly teases.
April 12, 2011
January 26, 2006
Even within its own terms the film is a disaster: all the acting is pathetic, the pacing poor, and the pay-off copulation scene merely mechanical.
October 8, 2005
July 16, 2005
August 30, 2004
Demonstrates just how tedious and coy a soft-core porn film can be.
June 23, 2004
February 19, 2004
Goofy, grubby softcore precursor to "Red Shoe Diaries"
January 16, 2004
A few cheap laughs, but mostly awful
December 1, 2003
August 16, 2003
All but exemplifies bad erotica, with Otis' quivery fragility and Rourke's skeezy ooziness.
November 30, 2002
August 3, 2002
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