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Willow Quotes

  • Willow Ufgood: Don't call me a peck!
    Madmartigan: Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!

  • High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!
    Burglekutt Prefect: It's going back to the village!
    High Aldwin: Ignore the bird. Follow the river.

  • Sorsha: You lost your skirt.
    Madmartigan: I've still got what counts.

  • Willow Ufgood: What are you giving her?
    Madmartigan: Just some blackroot.
    Willow Ufgood: Blackroot! Didn't you ever hear that you never ever give a baby blackroot?
    Madmartigan: Nonsense! I was weaned on blackroot! It's good for her. Puts hair on her chest. Doesn't it Nibs?
    Willow Ufgood: Her name is NOT Nibs! It's Elora Dannen, and she's a princess. And the last thing she's going to want is a hairy chest!

  • Willow Ufgood: One day I'm gonna...
    Burglekutt Prefect: You're gonna what?
    Willow Ufgood: ...
    Burglekutt Prefect: Bwa-hahahaha!
    Willow Ufgood: Some day, Burglekutt. Some day.

  • Llug: Wanna breed?
    Madmartigan: err... tempting but, no!
    Madmartigan: Err... tempting but, no!

  • Madmartigan: "I am the greatest swordsman to ever live."
    Madmartigan: I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived.

  • Vohnkar Warrior: We must protect the elders! Find my Flute!

  • Ethna: Call me Ethna. I do things. Magical Things. Yes. Ask the one they call Grudee.

  • Druid: Its the falcon! Hide your potatoes!
    Druid: It's the falcon! Hide your potatoes!

  • Vohnkar Warrior: I am one of the best warriors. Especially in bed.

  • Nelwyn Villager: You are as wise as an owl

  • Ethna: Who is Grudee?

  • Rool: That's my weiner!

  • Queen Bavmorda: If I had to pick a day I would probably say Sunday.
    Madmartigan: That would be a good choice
    Madmartigan: That would be a good choice.

  • Meegosh: stay away from me marbles!
    Meegosh: Stay away from me marbles!

  • Vohnkar Warrior: oh no! not my wanker!
    Vohnkar Warrior: Oh no! Not my wanker!

  • Madmartigan: I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons... and about a thousand fools.
    Madmartigan: I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons... and about a thousand fools.

  • Franjean: Fuzzy.

  • Llug: Wanna breed?

  • Rool: Follow the arachnid it will help you on your journey!

  • Vohnkar: I knew we shouldn't have trusted the talking tree!

  • Madmartigan: It...went away.
    Madmartigan: It... went away.

  • Willow Ufgood: Don't call me a peck!

  • High Aldwin: Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition.

  • Willow Ufgood: Willow!

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