Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Quotes

  • Willy Wonka: Welcome my friends, welcome to my chocolate factory.

  • Mr. Beauregarde: You're turning violet, Violet!
    Violet Beauregarde: What are you talking about?

  • Grandpa Joe: If Slugworth wants a gobstopper, he can have one!

  • Willy Wonka: There, see. Completely unharmed.
    Mrs. Teevee: You call that unharmed?

  • Mr. Salt: I'll get you for this, Wonka if it's the last thing I'll ever do! I've got a blueberry for a daughter.

  • Willy Wonka: Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.

  • Charlie: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?
    Willy Wonka: Hm... well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?
    Willy Wonka: Hm, well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?

  • Mrs. Gloop: Don't just stand there, do something!
    Willy Wonka: Help. Police. Murder.

  • Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
    Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

  • Willy Wonka: Strike that! Reverse it!

  • Mr. Salt: (about the chocolate river) It's polluted!
    Mr. Salt: [about the chocolate river] It's polluted!
    Willy Wonka: It's chocolate!

  • Willy Wonka: We are the music makers and we are the dreams of the dreams.

  • Willy Wonka: You both went into the soda room without permission! You both bumped into the ceiling, which must be washed and sterilized, so you get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

  • Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

  • Willy Wonka: Invention is 93% perspiration 6% inspiration 3% perspiration and 2% butter scotch ripple.

  • Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

  • Willy Wonka: " Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"
    Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

  • Willy Wonka: The snozberries taste like snozberries.

  • Willy Wonka: Remember Charlie, don't forget the tale of the man who got everything he wanted.
    Charlie: What happened?
    Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

  • Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want a goose! NOW!

  • Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible...I hope It'll last.

  • Willy Wonka: Wrong sir, wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him. It states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy. I the undersigned shall forfeit all rights privileges and licenses herein and herein contained et cetera et cetera... huhh fax mentis incendium gloria culpum et cetera et cetera... huhh memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there black and white clear as crystal! You stole fizzylifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
    Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. That's what you are! How can you do a thing like this?! Build up a little boy's hope and then smash all his dreams to pieces! You're an inhuman MONSTER!
    Willy Wonka: I SAID GOOD DAY!

  • Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka?
    Willy Wonka: I'm extraordinary busy sir.
    Grandpa Joe: Uh I just want to ask about the chocolate. Uh the lifetime supply of chocolate for Charlie. When does he get it?
    Willy Wonka: He doesn't.
    Grandpa Joe: Why not?
    Willy Wonka: Because he broke the rules.
    Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules, did we Charlie?

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