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  • Peter Marwood ("I"): We want the finest wines available to humanity! We want them here and we want them now!


  • Monty: (to the cat) you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine.
    Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine.


  • Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head.


  • Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.


  • Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer!


  • Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Nor women neither.


  • Peter Marwood ("I"): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day
    Peter Marwood ("I"): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.


  • Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake.


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