Witless Protection Reviews

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February 22, 2008
About as charming as being slapped by a stranger.
February 22, 2008
In many ways, this movie reminds me of an Uwe Boll flick
February 22, 2008
Lowbrow comedy is crude -- and not very funny.
February 22, 2008
Witless Protection is disgusting, racist, clueless, sexist, charmless, unfunny, infantile, mean-spirited, amateurish, and insulting. In other words, it stars Larry The Cable Guy.
February 22, 2008
should once and for all spell the end of Larry the Cable Guy's horrendous run of Hollywood hokum.
February 22, 2008
Did someone give a starring role to a Matador, one of the obese male cheerleaders who perform during time outs at Chicago Bulls' games?
February 22, 2008
Carner directs so poorly that even set-pieces which ought to be interesting -- a Keystone Kops bit staged on a pig farm here, an oh-so-careful fight in an antique room there -- are rendered amateurishly.
February 22, 2008
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