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Wreck-it Ralph Quotes

  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm gonna shrek it!


  • King Candy: Goodbye Wreck It Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: You are one dynamite gal!
    Sergeant Calhoun: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not from the candy tree department.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Lying to a child shame on you Ralph!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: What's was that? I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm not a glitch Taffyta, I just have pixlexia.
    Taffyta Muttonfudge: I'm trying! The tears won't stop!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad and that is good, I will never be good and that's not bad, there's no one I'd rather be than me


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: I bundle myself up, like a little homeless lady
    Vanellope von Schweetz: I bundle myself up, like a little homeless lady.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: i'm bad and thats good
    Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad and that's good.


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Bull roar!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I know, I know. I'm an idiot.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: And?
    Wreck-It Ralph: And a real numbskull.
    Wreck-It Ralph: A selfish Diaper baby.
    Wreck-It Ralph: A stinkbrain?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: The stinkiest brain ever.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: It's kind of hard to do your job when nobody likes you for doing it.


  • Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, stay safe. stay alert! And whatever you do, don't die! Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate ever! Game Over.
    Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, stay safe. Stay alert and whatever you do, don't die! Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate ever! Game Over.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Enjoying your little tantrum, diaper baby?


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
    Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Whoever was mean to me will be... executed!
    Sergeant Calhoun: This place is starting to get interesting.


  • Sergeant Calhoun: I hope you're happy, junk pile! This game is going down & it's all your fault!
    Sergeant Calhoun: I hope you're happy, junk pile! This game is going down and it's all your fault!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday & Armageddon just had a baby & it is ugly!
    Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
    Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I guess it turns out that I don't really need a medal to prove that I'm a good guy & if that little girl likes me, how bad can I be?
    Wreck-It Ralph: I guess it turns out that I don't really need a medal to prove that I'm a good guy and if that little girl likes me, how bad can I be?


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Err, hello. Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him please.


  • King Candy: Welcome to the boss level.


  • M. Bison: You're not thinking of going Turbo, are you?


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Don't worry. I've got it under control.


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Why do I fix everything I touch?


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph's gone Turbo?!
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph's gone Turbo?


  • King Candy: Turbo-Tastic! End of the line, glitch.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Stop crying, Taffyta.
    Taffyta Muttonfudge: I'm trying, but it won't stop.


  • Sonic the Hedgehog: Stay alert, because if you die outside of your own game, you don't regenerate, ever, game over.


  • King Candy: It's game over for both of you.
    Wreck-It Ralph: No, just for me!.


  • Moppet Girl: I get next game!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: You could just live up in the castle, you'd have a home where you'll be respected. You could be happy.
    Wreck-It Ralph: I'm already happy, I got the coolest job in the world! It may not be as fancy as being president, but I have a duty, a big duty!


  • Taffyta Muttonfudge: Stay sweet!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is red, you might want to hit it with your hammer.
    Fix-It Felix: Oh, that's not blood force trauma, ma'am. That's just the honey glow in my cheeks.


  • Fix-It Felix: Your face! It's amazing!


  • King Candy: Welcome to Boss level!
    Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo...
    Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo.
    King Candy: Because of you Ralph, I'm the most powerful virus in the arcade! I can take over any game i want! I should thank you.. But it'd be more fun to kill you!


  • King Candy: Have some candy!


  • Moppet Girl: Mr. Litwak...
    Moppet Girl: Mr. Litwak?
    Mr. Litwak: What's the trouble sweetheart?
    Moppet Girl: The game is busted.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad and that's good, I will never be good and thats not bad, theres no one I would rather be than me.


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Is he in there?
    Sergeant Calhoun: Nope, lucky for him, otherwise i would have slapped his corpse
    Sergeant Calhoun: Nope, lucky for him, otherwise I would have slapped his corpse


  • Wreck-It Ralph: It turns out I don't need a medal to be a good guy, 'cause if that little kid loves me, how bad can I be.
    Wreck-It Ralph: Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy, because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?


  • Wreck-It Ralph: There's no one I'ld rather be than me.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Hey cough drop! Explain something to me. If Vanellope was never a racer, then why is her picture on the side of the game console?


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Your face is still red, you might want to hit it again with your hammer.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: All right, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal! Oh, I am gonna win a medal. The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. A medal that will be so good, that it'll make all of Felix's medals wet their pants!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad.
    Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Sweet mother of monkey milk, I found a gold coin!
    Wreck-It Ralph: No, don't even think about it! Thats mine!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: (Cries)You really are a bad guy!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: You really are a bad guy!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: You came back!
    Sergeant Calhoun: Can it, Fix-It!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I have never been more serious in my whole life.


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Do you even know what a Cybug is?
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Can't say that I do ma'am.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I wonder how many licks it would take to get to your centre...
    Wreck-It Ralph: I wonder how many licks it would take to get to your center?


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Why It's Q-Bert. What Brings You Here Neighbor?
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Why it's Q-Bert. What brings you here neighbor?


  • Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert and whatever you do, don't die! Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate. Ever! Game Over!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: I'm Fix-It Felix Jr. from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. Have you seen my friend Ralph?
    Sour Bill: Ralph?
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Excitedly) You've seen him?
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: You've seen him?
    Sour Bill: Should have locked him up when we had the chance.
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Shocked) Locked-up?!?
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Locked-up?
    Sour Bill: Not gonna make the same mistake with you (Opens trapdoor).
    Sour Bill: Not gonna make the same mistake with you.
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Falls down the trapdoor) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ahhhhhhh!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: O.K, stop it with the goo-goo eyes.


  • Taffyta Muttonfudge: See, Vanellope? You're just an accident waiting to happen!


  • King Candy: It hasn't been a pleasure.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I see you're a fan of pink...
    Wreck-It Ralph: I see you're a fan of pink.


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Let's just eat the cake!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Comedy gold!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be...executed.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be executed.
    Taffyta Muttonfudge: What? No!
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh Lord...
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh Lord.
    Sergeant Calhoun: This game just got interesting...
    Sergeant Calhoun: This game just got interesting.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, I'll just magically win the race...just because I really want to!
    Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, I'll just magically win the race just because I really want to!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: I am a racer! I can feel it in my code!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: It's that candy racing game over by the whack-a-mole...
    Wreck-It Ralph: It's that candy racing game over by the whack-a-mole.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm Gonna Wreck-It!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Get out.
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: I only said that you're one Dynamite Gal.
    Sergeant Calhoun: I said GET OUT!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: (to Calhoun) Look at that high definition, your face..! It's amazing...
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: [to Calhoun] Look at that high definition! Your face... it's amazing.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: You must really like pink...
    Wreck-It Ralph: I see you're a fan of pink.
    King Candy: Did he really say pink, I believe its salmon right?
    King Candy: Salmon, actually. It's Salmon.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I was GOING to get my medal and go until your little children of the candy corn made off with it!
    King Candy: Children of the candy corn?


  • Sonic the Hedgehog: Remeber if you die outside your game it is GAME OVER!


  • Mr. Litwak: The game is getting old. Like my Nana.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: [to Vanellope] See ya later, 'President Fart-feathers'.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [to Ralph] Au revior, 'Admiral Underpants'.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [to Ralph] Au revoir, 'Admiral Underpants'.
    Wreck-It Ralph: And farewell, 'Verminous Booger-face!'
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Goodbye, 'Major Body Odor!'
    Wreck-It Ralph: Hasta la vista ya-
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ralph?!
    Wreck-It Ralph: Alright, to be continued!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: I'm going with you
    Sergeant Calhoun: Like fun you are, short stack!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gonna watch where you step in a game called Hero's duty[Vanellope Laughs] What's you win a medal for wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal.
    Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, I'm gonna!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Hang on, hang on, why did the hero flushed the toilet?... say why.
    Wreck-It Ralph: why.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Because it was his duty!
    Wreck-It Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gar snipe! I earned that medal! you better give it back to me two tweet sister!
    Wreck-It Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gutter snipe! I earned that medal! you better give it back to me toot sweet! gutter snipe' and "toot sweet"
    Wreck-It Ralph: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gutter snipe! I earned that medal! You better give it back to me toot sweet!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: What are you looking at?
    Wreck-It Ralph: You're welcome, rotten little thief.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm not a thief!, I just burrowed your stupid coin, i was gonna give it back to you as soon as I win the race.
    Wreck-It Ralph: It's not a coin, it is a medal.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Coin medal whatever just go back to your own dumb game ad win another one.
    Wreck-It Ralph: I can't, I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Hero's Duty? [Vanellope Chuckles]


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm Bad, and that's good, I will never be good and that's not bad, there's no one Id rather be...than me.


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: That must be Mario at the door!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I can be a good guy if I wanted to be one.


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Sugar Rush... Cy-bugs will chew up that game faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters...
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: What was that now?


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph's my man..my main man.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph's my man... my main man.


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Jiminy Jaminy!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: See you later 'President Fartfeathers'.


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: [Brick from the roof lands on Felix and Felix regenerates] I'm okay! I am okay!
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: [brick from the roof lands on Felix and Felix regenerates] I'm okay! I am okay!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Hey yo, everybody!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: You're not from here are you?


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: You're a dynamite gal!
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: You're one Dynamite Gal!


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: Why its Q-Bert! What beings you here neighbor?


  • Wynchel: Are you hurt sir?
    King Candy: No, he just glazed me. Hoo-hoo
    King Candy: No, he just glazed me. Hoo-hoo.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: I just want to race like you guys.
    Taffyta Muttonfudge: You will never be a racer, because you're a glitch! And that's all you'll ever be!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: You know you can just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench and treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
    Wreck-It Ralph: I'm already happy. I got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I got a job to do, it may not be as fancy as being president; but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!


  • Ryu: Whew! What a day.
    Ken: Do you want to go down to Tappers?
    Ryu: Sure, but your paying this time.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Your a winner!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm a winner!
    Wreck-It Ralph: And your adorable!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm adorable!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: It's make your momas proud time.
    Wreck-It Ralph: I love my momma!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: What's going on in the candy coated heart of darkness?


  • Fix-It Felix Jr.: [To Calhoun] Your one dynamic girl.
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: [To Calhoun] You're one dynamic girl.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man!


  • King Candy: Turbo-Tastic!


  • Gene: Your just the bad guy who wrecks the building!
    Gene: You're just the bad guy who wrecks the building!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph my man, my main man!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Sayonara, Suckers!
    Wreck-It Ralph: Sayonara, suckers!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Duty!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts. No butts. No coconuts.


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I am bad and that's good. I will never be good and that's not bad. There is no one I would rather be than me.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, I'm taking life one game at a time. Of course the job hasn't changed... But, newsflash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me. And, you know, that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. So, here's what we did: we asked them to help us out on the bonus level. I'm telling you guys, we haven't been this popular in years. It's crazy. The gamers say we're "Retro" which I think means "Old but cool". Oh, and I've decided living in the dump wasn't making me feel very good, so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys, too. Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh, and guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding? That's right, my friends, old ham-hands himself. Very elegant affair. You should have seen it. A lot of grandeur. And not a single bug. ...And, let's just say some tears were shed... But I gotta say, the best part of my day is when I get thrown off the roof. Because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of "Sugar Rush", and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural. And the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would. Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me... How bad can I be...?


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?
    Wreck-It Ralph: If that kid likes me, how bad can I be?


  • Sergeant Calhoun: "Fear" is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!
    Sergeant Calhoun: 'Fear' is a four-letter word, ladies! You wanna go peepee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it... is... ugly!
    Sergeant Calhoun: It looks like Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby. And it is ugly.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers and bundle myself up like a little old lady!
    Wreck-It Ralph: By yourself... All this garbage around you...?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Well... yeah. I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. What do you expect?
    Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, kid... I know it's none of my business, but why do you even stick around this game?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: You really don't know anything, do you? Glitches can't leave their games... One of the joys of being me...


  • Wreck-It Ralph: [Disheartened moan] That's it! I'm never getting my medal back!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway?
    Wreck-It Ralph: The big whoop?! Well this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the Bad Guy, and I live in the garbage!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Cool!
    Wreck-It Ralph: No! NOT cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... And that "crummy medal" was gonna change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I'll get a penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [Looks at Ralph with a sympathetic expression]
    Wreck-It Ralph: [Sighs] Grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand...
    Vanellope von Schweetz: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Who are you!?
    King Candy: [When his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!
    King Candy: [when his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I ought to beat the filling out of you!
    King Candy: [Pulls out fake glasses and puts them on] Aha! You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?
    Wreck-It Ralph: [Grabs the glasses, shatters them on Candy's head]
    King Candy: Ow. You hit a guy WITH glasses. That's... [snickers] that's... well played.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, I try to be nice--
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [Imitating Ralph] I try to be nice.
    Wreck-It Ralph: ...You're mimicking me.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [Imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.
    Wreck-It Ralph: OK. That is rude and this conversation is over.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [Imitating Ralph] And this conversation is over. Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you...
    Wreck-It Ralph: I'm from the Candy Tree Department, I know what--
    Vanellope von Schweetz: It's a double-stripe. [The branch disintegrates, Ralph falls and grabs another branch below] Double-stripes break. Gah-doi... Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
    Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, I don't know, why are you so freakishly annoying?


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Markowski!
    Wreck-It Ralph: Who...? [Realizes that he's in Markowski's armor] Oh, yeah, uh, me. I'm-I'm Markowski.
    Sergeant Calhoun: [Cracks Ralph in the head with her helmet] What's the first rule of "Hero's Duty"?
    Sergeant Calhoun: [Cracks Ralph in the head with her helmet] What's the first rule of 'Hero's Duty'?
    Wreck-It Ralph: No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?
    Sergeant Calhoun: [Cracks Ralph again] Never interfere with the first person shooter!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Wow. So, this is the real you: a princess.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, Ralph, what, are you nuts? Come on, this isn't me. [Glitches out of her gown and into her normal clothes] THIS is me!
    Wreck-It Ralph: Huh?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Look, the code may say I'm a princess, but I know who I really am, Ralph: I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever! [While glitching to random places] I was here! I was there! I was glitching through the walls! I'm not giving that up!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: As your wonderful princess I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
    Taffyta Muttonfudge: [And the other racers] WHAT!?! No, no, no, please, please!
    Fix-It Felix: [Along with Ralph staring in shock] Oh, my lands!
    Sergeant Calhoun: Oh, this place just got interesting.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: [Smashes Vanellope's cell door down and walks in with her repaired kart] ...I know, I know, I know, I'm an idiot...
    Vanellope von Schweetz: ...And?
    Wreck-It Ralph: And a real numbskull...
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [starts smiling] And?
    Wreck-It Ralph: A selfish diaper baby.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: And?
    Wreck-It Ralph: ...A stinkbrain?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [Fully smiling] The stinkiest brain ever.


  • King Candy: [Laughs, holds Ralph above Diet Cola Mountain] It's game over for both of you!
    Wreck-It Ralph: No... Just for me! [Breaks free of Candy's grip and free falls]
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Ralph!
    Fix-It Felix: Vanellope! [Tries to stop her, but she starts glitching her way toward Ralph]
    Wreck-It Ralph: [Falling, fist outstretched] I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good and that's not bad! [looks at Vanellope's medal] There's no one I'd rather be... than me.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna--oh, wait--do you know how to drive?
    Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah... I mean I haven't done it, but--look, I flew a spaceship today, OK?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: You crashed it.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Whoa. What? You have teeth? I don't think I've ever seen you smile.
    Wreck-It Ralph: I'm not smiling, I'm just... I'm gassy, OK?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [Laughs]


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. So, here's what I'm thinking... You help me get a new kart--a REAL kart--and I'll win the race and get you back your medal.
    Wreck-It Ralph: You want ME to help YOU?!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: All you gotta do is break something for me. C'mon what do you say, [extends arm] friend?
    Wreck-It Ralph: We are not friends.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Aw, c'mon pal, you son-of-a-gun. C'mon buddy. Let's shake on it.
    Wreck-It Ralph: [Turns away in disgust]
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Ah, come on chumbo. Ralph my man. My main man. Hey... My arm's getting tired. We have a deal or not?
    Wreck-It Ralph: [Grunts in exasperation, turns to Vanellope] You better win!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.
    Wreck-It Ralph: [Stops himself from crushing Vanellope's head, smashes trees, and continually beats on a jawbreaker in an attempt to break it]
    Vanellope von Schweetz: What a moron... [To Ralph] Hey genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna--
    Wreck-It Ralph: [Finally splits the jawbreaker in half and sits down]
    Vanellope von Schweetz: You enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?


  • King Candy: Have some candy.


  • Fix-It Felix: "Wow! Look at that high definition face!"
    Fix-It Felix: Wow! Look at that high definition face!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm taking life one game at a time.


  • Sergeant Calhoun: "flattery doesnt charge these batteries"
    Sergeant Calhoun: Flattery won't charge these batteries.


  • Sonic the Hedgehog: "If you leave your game, make sure to keep an extra-life with you at all times. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate, ever! Game Over!"
    Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, make sure to keep an extra-life with you at all times. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate, ever! Game Over!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath was so bad it made my ears numb!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Fear is a four letter word ladies!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: Alright ladies, the kitten whisperers and tickle fights stop now!
    Sergeant Calhoun: All right, ladies, the kitten whispers and tickle fights stop now!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Vanellope: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's Doodie"!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'!


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad and that's good. I'll never be good, and that's not bad.


  • King Candy: It's OK- He just glazed me.


  • Fix-It Felix: [Holds on bar of the window] [The bar shakes]
    Fix-It Felix: [Gasps] Gotta use something.. something to..-
    Fix-It Felix: [Sees his hammer, and grabs it.] Immitates Ralph: I'm gonna wreck it!
    Fix-It Felix: [Hits his hammer on the bar.] [The bar becomes bigger]
    Fix-It Felix: [Surprised] Who do I fix everything I touch?


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Everyone here says I'm a mistake.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Everyone here says I'm just a mistake..


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Sweet Mother of Monkey Milk!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!


  • Sergeant Calhoun: It's make your mama's proud time!
    Wreck-It Ralph: I love my mama!


  • Fix-It Felix: "Why do I fix everything I touch!"
    Fix-It Felix: Why do I fix everything I touch!


  • Mr. Litwak: "Closing time!"
    Mr. Litwak: Closing time!


  • M. Bison: You're not going turbo, are you?


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
    Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, why are YOU so freakishly annoying?!
    Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?


  • Fix-It Felix: You're one dynamite gal!
    Sergeant Calhoun: *flashback sequence*
    Sergeant Calhoun: [flashback sequence]


  • Wreck-It Ralph: I'm bad, and that's good, and that's not bad, there's no one I'd rather be then me.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Are you a hobo?
    Wreck-It Ralph: No, I am not a hobo. But I am busy, okay, so you go... go home.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath is so bad it mad my ears numb!


  • Sonic the Hedgehog: If you leave your game, you'll need to remember this; if you die outside your own game, you won't be able to regenerate. Ever! Game over.


  • Fix-It Felix: WHY do I fix everything I touch?!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: What's that?
    Wreck-It Ralph: A medal! I earned it in Heroes Duty!
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [chuckles]
    Wreck-It Ralph: Not that kind of duty!


  • King Candy: Stop! *puts on glasses* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on!
    King Candy: Stop! *puts on glasses* You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses!
    Wreck-It Ralph: *Takes off his fake glasses and hits him with them*
    King Candy: Oh. You hit a guy WITH glasses. Tha-that's clever.


  • Wreck-It Ralph: Listen, I tried to be nice...
    Vanellope von Schweetz: (imitating Ralph) I tried to be nice.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [imitating Ralph] I tried to be nice.
    Wreck-It Ralph: You're mimicking me...
    Vanellope von Schweetz: (imitating Ralph) You're mimicking me.
    Vanellope von Schweetz: [imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.
    Wreck-It Ralph: That is rude, and this conversation is officially over.


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: are you a hobo?
    Vanellope von Schweetz: Are you a hobo?


  • Wreck-It Ralph: When did video games become so violent and scary?!


  • Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
    Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are YOU so freakishly annoying?


  • Wreck-It Ralph: It is sure must be nice being the good guy.


  • Fix-It Felix: My Q-Bertese is a little rusty
    Fix-It Felix: My Q-Bertese is a little rusty.


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