xXx: Return of Xander Cage Reviews

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August 15, 2019
The plot is as flimsy as the garments on the beauties.
July 17, 2019
It's as if slapping on that signature red neck tat regressed Diesel's talents to the days of Linkin Park, JNCO jeans and Mountain Dew Code Red.
June 25, 2019
It's just an off-brand version of Fast and Furious: the Toasted Whole Grain Oats to Cheerios, the Mountain Lightning to Mountain Dew, the Go-Bots to Transformers.
May 24, 2019
xXx: Return of Xander Cage commits the cardinal sin of a bad action movie; it's boring.
March 12, 2019
Unfortunately, the action sequences aren't enough to prop up unlikable characters, the horrible way it treats the female characters and a self-seriousness that drags the movie down.
March 9, 2019
Frankly speaking, I found this installment more entertaining than the first two films.
March 9, 2019
You, an adult with free will, should never watch this film. It's very bad.
February 13, 2019
Sure, it's ludicrous and inconsistent and kind of, well, dumb, but its utter lack of apology for any of that helps its case more than you'd expect.
December 20, 2018
You have to love a no-holds-barred action flick that doesn't take itself too seriously, and xXx: Return of Xander Cage is outrageous, mindless fun.
November 17, 2018
Although they say that a single "X" usually marks the spot it takes the triple "X"es in xXx: Return of Xander Cage to disprove this theory. The sensationalized showboat that should have left his one-dimensional adventurous tendencies back in the year 2002
November 17, 2018
Much like the Fast films, all logic, reason, and physics are thrown out the window here, and the movie's all the better for it.
November 5, 2018
A gratuitous bukake of bullets, boobies and brain death... See it with friends, preferably intoxicated.
November 3, 2018
Diesel and the whole cast are having a lot of fun, and seem to realize how crazy the whole thing is.
November 2, 2018
It's a Frankenstein's monster lab creation constructed from focus groups, dial tests, and the Peter Pan fancies of its outsized star.
November 1, 2018
Realism is overrated when you're having as much fun as xXx: Return of Xander Cage provides.
October 25, 2018
He might be an aging action icon, but in XXX: Return of Xander Cage, Diesel still looks dope while he's doing it.
October 10, 2018
It's strange to see Cage here ... parading around in action sequences that feels so detached from the franchise's roots.
August 30, 2018
Nothing but an unnecessary action sequel that retreads every element from generic blockbusters we see today.
August 29, 2018
At a time when we feel especially powerless to change a world that seems to have gone mad, maybe a bulked-up hero that performs death-defying feats is just what we need.
December 5, 2017
Vin Diesel may have just resurrected another franchise.
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