xXx: Return of Xander Cage Reviews

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August 15, 2019
The plot is as flimsy as the garments on the beauties.
July 17, 2019
It's as if slapping on that signature red neck tat regressed Diesel's talents to the days of Linkin Park, JNCO jeans and Mountain Dew Code Red.
June 25, 2019
It's just an off-brand version of Fast and Furious: the Toasted Whole Grain Oats to Cheerios, the Mountain Lightning to Mountain Dew, the Go-Bots to Transformers.
May 24, 2019
xXx: Return of Xander Cage commits the cardinal sin of a bad action movie; it's boring.
March 12, 2019
Unfortunately, the action sequences aren't enough to prop up unlikable characters, the horrible way it treats the female characters and a self-seriousness that drags the movie down.
March 9, 2019
You, an adult with free will, should never watch this film. It's very bad.
February 13, 2019
Sure, it's ludicrous and inconsistent and kind of, well, dumb, but its utter lack of apology for any of that helps its case more than you'd expect.
November 17, 2018
Although they say that a single "X" usually marks the spot it takes the triple "X"es in xXx: Return of Xander Cage to disprove this theory. The sensationalized showboat that should have left his one-dimensional adventurous tendencies back in the year 2002
November 2, 2018
It's a Frankenstein's monster lab creation constructed from focus groups, dial tests, and the Peter Pan fancies of its outsized star.
October 10, 2018
It's strange to see Cage here ... parading around in action sequences that feels so detached from the franchise's roots.
August 30, 2018
Nothing but an unnecessary action sequel that retreads every element from generic blockbusters we see today.
August 16, 2017
Do you think a guy like [Vin] Diesel would ever allow himself to remark, on camera, that he's getting too old for this?
March 8, 2017
The warmth you feel traveling down your spine as you watch is nothing to worry about. It's just brain melt, and you won't need the organ to survive a screening of the film.
March 3, 2017
If it isn't a crime to chop up the beautiful fight choreography of Donnie Yen into unintelligible ribbons, well, it ought to be.
February 17, 2017
xXx: Return of Xander Cage is - like Dragnet's Emil Muzz - big, bad and stupid-looking.
February 16, 2017
This story of risk-taking rebels is so afraid of offending moviegoers its plot has been calibrated to fit the theories of federal-government paranoiacs across the political spectrum, whether their concern is fascists or 'libtards.'
February 8, 2017
Vin Diesel reprises his role as the title character in this hopelessly underwhelming third xXx feature...
February 1, 2017
Unimaginative, uninspired and unentertaining, xXx: Return of Xander Cage is a film no one was waiting for, and one there's no reason to pony up theater ticket prices for.
January 31, 2017
While director DJ Caruso (Eagle Eye) can tidy the action sequences he can't do a great deal with his leading man, whose woodenness here extends to heady philosophising and seductive encouragement.
January 31, 2017
There's nothing mind-blowing or exceptional about The Return of Xander Cage, but it's certainly above the standard quota of January movies.
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