A mess. Based on two short stories by Ethan Canin: "Star Food" and "The Year of Getting to Know Us." Shoves a broomstick up the ass of one, then the other. Jimmy Fallon is likable (important because the character is kind of a douche); Lucy Liu is fine; Tom Arnold doesn't have to do much stare into space. But dudes, Sharon Stone is not a good actress. It's not all her fault--her character is ludicrous--but most of it is bad line interpretation. At one point I thought, Why didn't they cast Susan Sarandon? And then I realized, Because then it would be a sort of gormless Elizabethtown. My bizarre takeaway: Jimmy Fallon should have starred in Elizabethtown instead of Orlando Bloom.