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  • Carl Allen: Look at my necklace! It glows in the dark. You can't see it right now. Unless you do this. [covers his face with his hands]
    ‐ Submitted by Domenica D (3 years ago)

  • Carl Allen: [pop-up add reads] Do I want to increase the size of my Penis? Like I needed that! [clicks yes]
    ‐ Submitted by Chad L (3 years ago)

  • Norman: All aboard the Hogwarts Express, next stop Azkaban!
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob M (3 years ago)

  • Carl Allen: [hyperactive] I never had a Red Bull before, but last night I had had a Red Bull, now I really Like Red Bull.
    Allison: Yeah, you seem a little hyper.
    Carl Allen: Hey! After we jog, we should GET a Red Bull!
    Allison: Yeah, that'd be-
    Carl Allen: [cutting her off] Red Bull. Red Bull.
    ‐ Submitted by David G (3 years ago)

  • Carl Allen: No means no.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan T (3 years ago)

  • Allison: Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking asshole!
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

  • Allison: The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
    ‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)

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