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  • Ben: Ants carried away her contacts.
    Charlie: What kind of ants where they?
    Marni: I forgot to ask them.


  • Will: Marni, what happened to you?
    Marni: I took a shortcut.
    Will: Through a wood chipper?


  • Mark: Scientific fact: When you wear a blindfold, you rely on your stomach. I already lost six pounds.
    Ben: And where did you go to medical school?


  • Ramona: You stole Richie Philipps from me!
    Gail: Richie Philipps from High School?
    Ramona: I was in love with him!
    Gail: You were in love with him?!
    Gail: You were in love with him?


  • Will: Marni, what happened to you?
    Marni: I took a shorcut.
    Marni: I took a short cut.
    Will: Through a wood chipper?
    Ben: No, through an ant pit.


  • Ben: Dad, can I please borrow your blindfold?
    Marni: Get in line.


  • Mark: Scientific Fact: When you wear a blindfold, you rely on your stomach. I already lost six pounds.
    Ben: And where did you go to Medical School?
    Ben: And where did you go to medical school?
    Gail: Ben!


  • Marni: We're not gonna start without you. Let's talk to Tim and hear about way back.


  • Marni: Happily ever after is in fairy tales.


  • Gail: We need lard stat!
    Ben: Who are you talking to?


  • Marni: High School is like a prison; but they don't let you out for good behavior.


  • Mark: Would anyone else like to toast?
    Tim: TIM DOES!


  • Grandma Bunny: You look lovely Helen. I'm sorry I couldn't attend your funeral last year.


  • Marni: No Joanna! Don't do it! Put. Down. The. Spray cheese. There are so many carbs.


  • Grandma Bunny: You again!


  • Marni: High school was a horror movie. This weekend is the sequel.
    Marni: High school was a horror movie. And this weekend is the sequel.


  • Georgia: Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo-coo cache!
    Georgia: Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo-coo-cachoo.


  • Marni: I don't think we should here that!


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