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You Don't Mess With the Zohan Quotes

  • Zohan: So lets go
    Zohan: So let's go.

  • Phantom: I keeel! I keeel the zohan!
    Zohan: (crying) I just want to make people silky smooth!
    Zohan: [crying] I just want to make people silky smooth!
    Zohan: I'm half Australian, half Mt. Everest

  • Zohan's Father: Hello down there! Hello in the faggala hole!

  • Michael: What are you? Bionic?
    Zohan: No, I only like the ladies
    Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.

  • Zohan: "Mustafa"! This is not my name. Who tells you this is my name!
    Zohan: 'Mustafa!' This is not my name. Who tells you this is my name?

  • Zohan: smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it, thats for you
    Zohan: Smell it, smell it, smell it, now take it, thats for you.

  • Zohan: Lets go
    Zohan: Let's go.

  • Dalia: Really? He's usually as hard as trigonometry.
    Gail: Usually he's harder than trigonometry.

  • Zohan: No no no.. 100 percent khostralian
    Zohan: No no no.. 100 percent Khostralian.

  • Zohan: I want to make the shilky shmooth
    Zohan: I just want to make people silky-smooth!

  • Zohan: Huah!

  • Zohan: DISCO DISCO DISCO!
    Zohan: Disco Disco.

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