Young Frankenstein Quotes

  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It's alive!


  • Frau Bluecher: He vas my BOYFRIEND!


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Put-the candle-back!


  • Elizabeth: Taffeta, darling.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Taffeta, sweetheart.
    Elizabeth: No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily.


  • Igor: Roll.Roll, Rollin the Hay...Put the candleback
    Igor: Roll. Roll, Rollin the hay... Put the candle back.
    Igor: Roll. Roll, rollin' the hay... Put the candle back.


  • Igor: Roll.Roll, Rollin the Hay...Put the candleback


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Igor: What hump?


  • Blind Hermit: [As the monster runs out the door.] Wait. Where you going? I was going to make espresso.
    Blind Hermit: [as the monster runs out the door.] Wait. Where you going? I was going to make espresso.


  • Igor: My grandfather use to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.


  • Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Frokensteen.
    Igor: You're putting me on.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it pronounced, "Frokensteen".
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it pronounced, 'Frokensteen'.
    Igor: Do you also say Froaderick?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No . . . "Frederick."
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... 'Frederick.'
    Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Frokensteen"?
    Igor: Well, why isn't it 'Froaderick Frokensteen'?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't, it's "Frederick Frokensteen"
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't, it's 'Frederick Frokensteen'.
    Igor: I see.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor.]
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [he pronounces it ee-gor.]
    Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
    Igor: No, it's pronounced 'eye-gor.'
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor"..
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was 'ee-gor'..
    Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren"t they?


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: (after realising his project's inicial faliure) If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our faliures as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace. (leaves and suddenly returns to the monster) SON OF A BITCH! BASTARD! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE!!!!!
    Igor: (taking the dr away with Inga) Quiet dignity and grace...


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Life! Life, do you hear me?! Give my creation LIIIFEEE!!!!!!
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Life! Life, do you hear me?! Give my creation LIIIFEEE!


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: From the very first day when filthy bits of slime crawled out of the sea and called to the stars "I am man", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we will hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens! We shall mock the earthquake! We shall command the thunders and PENETRATE THE VERY WOMB OF IMPERVIOUS NATURE HERSELF!!!
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: From the very first day when filthy bits of slime crawled out of the sea and called to the stars 'I am man', our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we will hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens! We shall mock the earthquake! We shall command the thunders and PENETRATE THE VERY WOMB OF IMPERVIOUS NATURE HERSELF!


  • Inga: Hello. Do you want to go for a roll in the hay?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Err...
    Inga: (singing) Roll, a roll, a roll in the hay!
    Inga: [singing] Roll, a roll, a roll in the hay!


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Whose brain did you put in him?
    Igor: Err... Abby something...
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby who?
    Igor: Abby... Normal. Yes that's it, Abby Normal!
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that you put an abnormal brain in a 7 foot tall, 54 inch wide GORILLA!!!???
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that you put an abnormal brain in a 7 foot tall, 54 inch wide GORILLA?


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Wow. What Knockers!
    Inga: Why thank you, Doctor.


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Nice hopping".
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Nice hopping.


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor?
    Igor: No, it's pronounced, 'Eyegor'.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: They told me it was Igor.
    Igor: Well they were wrong then, weren't they?


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job!
    Igor: Could be worse.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
    Igor: Could be raining. *starts raining*


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Damn your eyes!
    Igor: Too late.


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Frau Bluecher! (horse in distance) Nehehehehehehe!


  • Frau Bluecher: Stay close to the candles. The staircase.......can be treacherous.
    Frau Bluecher: Stay close to the candles. The staircase... can be treacherous.


  • Igor: Not the third switch!


  • Frau Bluecher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
    Frau Bluecher: Some warm milk, perhaps?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, thank you very much. No thanks.
    Frau Bluecher: Ovaltine?


  • Monster: PUTTINONTHERIIIITZ!!!!


  • Inspector Kemp: A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, help me with the bags.
    Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [to Inga from behind the bookcase] Put... the candle... back!


  • Igor: Sed-a......Sed-a......Dirty word! He said a dirty word!
    Igor: Sed-a... Sed-a... Dirty word! He said a dirty word!


  • Igor: "I've got no body, nobody's got me. Hachachacha."
    Igor: I've got no body, nobody's got me. Hachachacha.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Igor!"
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor!
    Igor: "Froedrick!"
    Igor: Froedrick!


  • Igor: "Dr. Frankenstein?"
    Igor: Dr. Frankenstein?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Fronkensteen.
    Igor: "What?"
    Igor: What?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "My name is Dr. FRONKENSTEEN."
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: My name is Dr. FRONKENSTEEN.
    Igor: "Do you say Froedrick?"
    Igor: Do you say Froedrick?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "No, it's Frederick. But you must be Eegor."
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's Frederick. But you must be Eegor.
    Igor: "It's Igor."
    Igor: It's Igor.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "But they told me it was Eegor!"
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was Eegor!
    Igor: "Well I guess they'd be wrong then, wouldn't they.!"
    Igor: Well I guess they'd be wrong then, wouldn't they.


  • Igor: I can remember what my dad used to say in times like this.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
    Igor: 'What the hell are you doing in the bathroom all day and night? Give someone else a chance!'


  • Igor: Abby... Abby normal
    Igor: Abby Normal.


  • Inga: Dr. Fronkensteen are you alright?
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: MY NAME IS FRANKENSTEIN!
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: My name is FRANKENSTEIN!


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
    Igor: Could be worse.
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: How?
    Igor: Could be raining...(Thunder followed by rain)
    Igor: Could be raining. [thunder followed by rain]


  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: SEDAGIVE?!?!
    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: SEDA-GIVE?


  • Igor: walk this way
    Igor: Walk this way.


  • Igor: What hump?


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