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  • Thadeous: The only thing those tits shall trap is my warm spray.


  • Thadeous: He wants us to jerk him off!
    Great Wize Wizard: Just touch the tip and twist it.
    Thadeous: We are not going to do that.
    Fabious: If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.
    Thadeous: Yuck!


  • Leezar: The fuckening has begun!


  • Thadeous: My path has been unstable, but my conviction is born to damn the fuckers who doubted me. To lessen the assholes who tested me. To right what is wrong, to restore faith that has long been lost, and to rise to great heights even beyond my own legend as a Great Cocksmith, Master Pintsman, and stunningly handsome Prince of Light in these dark Dark Ages!


  • Isabel: It is my legacy to stop anyone who wants to fuck to make dragons.


  • Isabel: That feeling is all too familiar. It's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.


  • Thadeous: [while moving Stephen off the bed] Stephen, I'm going to put you in the corner *now* while I strum my filthies.


  • Thadeous: I'm simply keeping an eye on her. She is not like one of our dim witted chamber maids that let me take from behind. This woman has be vexed. What exactly would it take for one to tame such an adventurous slut?


  • Fabious: All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. I want you to be gay with me and father.
    Thadeous: I don't want to be gay with you two!


  • Thadeous: The time for pleasantries is through; do you feel that tiny prick in your back?
    Isabel: Is that your cock?
    Thadeous: Ha! It is a knife but I'll gladly penetrate you with it.


  • Thadeous: They only say that stuff because of you, because you go out and have to pretend to be the best, and they look at me like I'm some sort of idiot. Everyone in the kingdom wants to suck your dick, no one wants to suck mine!


  • Isabel: Thaddeus, I have not been able to stop thinking of you.
    Thadeous: [pot in his hand] What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you.


  • Courtney: It's my birthday today you know...
    Thadeous: Fuck that.


  • Fabious: Kiss him
    Fabious: Kiss him.
    Thadeous: .... Fuck, no.
    Thadeous: Fuck, no.


  • Isabel: I know how you're feeling inside. As if you can't rest until you destroy those who harmed your family. You want to skin them alive, and then wear their flesh as a cape as you dance around their convulsing corpses.
    Thadeous: Yes, of course...yes...
    Isabel: That feeling's all too familiar, it's been burning in my beaver since the day I lost my brothers.


  • Thadeous: Warm spray
    Thadeous: Warm spray.


  • Thadeous: No, no, no, don't suck that, that's dead
    Thadeous: No, no, no, don't suck that, that's dead.


  • Thadeous: Shall we pack this again? I am not getting visions, I'm not sure if its working wizard.
    Thadeous: I.. I'm not getting visions...
    Thadeous: I'm not sure if its working wizard.


  • Fabious: Thadeous are seeing what I'm seeing!?
    Fabious: [holding his head] Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
    Thadeous: What, you making a fool of yourself?
    Thadeous: [calmly] Your making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.
    Thadeous: Handle your shit Fabious, please!
    Fabious: No! I can't!


  • Courtney: It's my birthday today
    Courtney: It's my birthday today, you know.
    Thadeous: Fuck that
    Thadeous: Fuck that.


  • Thadeous: You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit Fabious, please.


  • Thadeous: "Here, take my dick"
    Isabel: Courtney, hold my dick.
    Thadeous: Courtney, hold my dick.


  • Thadeous: "Courtney, make funny faces to amuse me...hahahaha...No! Don't make triangle faces, they scare me"
    Thadeous: Courtney, make funny faces to amuse me...hahahaha...No! Don't make triangle faces, they scare me.


  • Thadeous: Wh'd you bring that thing here anyway? It's getting juices in our water supply.


  • Isabel: "Wow" I walked a away limp !!!


  • Thadeous: I am about to get properly fucked up, if nobody has any objections.


  • Leezar: If your vagina is anything like my hand, we will be fine.


  • Thadeous: I despise you. You are a bully and a whore.


  • Fabious: ..Nice.


  • Isabel: You cant cut a minotaurs horns....


  • Leezar: The fuckening has begun!


  • Great Wize Wizard: Just punch the tip and twist it.


  • Thadeous: I was just about to finish thinking of you!


  • Thadeous: Shit!


  • Leezar: ?I?m here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just like ? her?
    Leezar: I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just like her.
    Fabious: ?And just how do you plan on doing that?
    Fabious: And just how do you plan on doing that?
    Leezar: ?Magic? *cracks neck* ?Motherfu**ker!
    Leezar: Magic? (cracks neck) Motherfu**ker!


  • Isabel: I'd like to Flay there skin and wear there flesh as a cape!


  • Isabel: Stooby Hoobers.


  • Leezar: If your vagina is anything like my hand, there will be no problem.


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