Ralph Breaks the Internet
Mission: Impossible - Fallout
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A pure shameless B movie monster and one that uses its small budget to create a damn fine piece of grindhouse fare...
Im not sure when or why zombies and vampires in the movies started producing screams like those of tigers getting their claws clipped with garden shears, but im almost positive this movie's zombies are a little more reserved than that. and in the case that im wrong, then this movie is a piece of shit, BUT that is only because i was distracted by the wonderful acting in the film by stripper #4 and stripper #5.
Oh dear, doesn't get much worse than this. The whole production is awful. The acting is terrible, awful script. Effects were not even up to a shoe string budget!
Avoid, avoid, avoid!
You may know this crapfest better as Zombies vs Strippers (or Strippers vs. Zombies).
Intolerable acting, continuity problems abound, terrible CG, "zombies" without any makeup, blood the color of syrup, intolerable acting. And none of this falls under the "so bad it's good" file. Hell, there's not even that many titties, and that's usually the only damn thing these crap movies are about. The thing that irks me most is the movie begins by showing a scene of a poorly done zombie movie on TV, and a chracter remarks summat to the effect "WHo makes this garbage?" I thought the movie would then proceed to do all the right things after demonstrating all the wrong things. NOPE. Just even more wrongness. And I am convinced this is not hidden satire-parody a la Re-Animator. No this is just shit on shit. AVOID AVOID AVOID
When a sleazy drug addict steals what he thinks is crack from a lab things just go downhill from there cause what he really stole was a new drug a doctor had been working on once a few people smoke it they turn into crazy zombies and start eating people in return turning them into zombies the only ones left is a group of strippers an a few hookers includeing the pimp and one of the strippers brothers they are holding up into the club and must find a way to stop the zombies once an for all. I dont know something about this movie i kinda liked its funny and not meant to be taken serious the acting is bad and script is lame but its all in a good fun cheesy way that some people might enjoy i know i did.
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