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Zookeeper Quotes

  • Bernie the Gorilla: Is TGI Fridays really as good as they say?
    Griffin Keyes: It's pretty good.


  • Joe the Lion: Griffin, we need to talk.


  • Donald the Monkey: Whoa! Slow it down, hot shot.


  • Donald the Monkey: It's all about the thumbs
    Donald the Monkey: It's all about the thumbs.


  • Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
    Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday, so..... always.
    Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday, so... always.


  • Bernie the Gorilla: This mask hasn't been washed in years! the last guy who wore it could've thrown up in it!
    Bernie the Gorilla: This mask hasn't been washed in years! The last guy who wore it could've thrown up in it!


  • Stephanie: Will you marry me?
    Griffin Keyes: No.


  • Donald the Monkey: Throw poop at her
    Donald the Monkey: Throw poop at her!


  • Donald the Monkey: Aw, crud!


  • Bernie the Gorilla: Do you mind if I ask you a question?
    Griffin Keyes: Anything.
    Barry the Elephant: Is T.G.I. Friday's as incredible as it looks.
    Griffin Keyes: It's pretty good.


  • Griffin Keyes: "How long have you been able to talk?"
    Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
    Donald the Monkey: "Well today's Tuesday so forever"
    Donald the Monkey: Well today's Tuesday so, um, always.


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