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Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas) is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Jonathan R. Perry, Mark Collette
Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
.5/4
One of those barbarically unfunny romps that would be over in less than 10 minutes if just one character had an IQ higher than a cherry Pop-Tart.
Posted Apr 26, 2005
2
3/5
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Posted Apr 17, 2005
3
5/5
Solaris (1976)
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Posted Apr 17, 2005
4
2.5/4
Fever Pitch (2005)
Never approaches the rolling boil its title suggests, and laugh for laugh, it's the least successful comedy the Farrelly Brothers have made.
Posted Apr 17, 2005
5
4/5
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Posted Apr 17, 2005
6
1/4
Michael Bay should have been strung up by his Buster Browns for getting the Big Idea of exploiting the DeFeo tragedy for a new generation. Let this family rest in peace.
Posted Apr 17, 2005
7
3/4
Sahara (2005)
...the overriding lesson here is that if we don't go looking to Matthew McConaughey for gravitas, we'll probably have a good time.
Posted Apr 11, 2005
8
3/4
Sin City (2005)
'Sin City' won't move you or inspire deep thought, but it might rattle you and make you sweat, with all that stark black-and-white heat.
Posted Apr 5, 2005
9
2/5
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Posted Apr 3, 2005
10
4/5
Sabotage (1937)
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Posted Apr 3, 2005
11
4/5
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Posted Apr 3, 2005
12
3.5/4
Is Mike Binder the new Woody Allen?
Posted Apr 3, 2005
13
3/5
Air Bud (1997)
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Posted Mar 30, 2005
14
5/5
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Posted Mar 30, 2005
15
5/5
Walkabout (1971)
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Posted Mar 30, 2005
16
2/4
Guess Who (2005)
The filmmakers seem to have forgotten that even today, the most memorable battles have two fronts. And they usually don't involve a man wearing a woman's underwear.
Posted Mar 30, 2005
17
2/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
18
3/5
Road to Rio (1947)
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
19
4/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
20
4/5
House of Wax (1953)
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
21
5/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
22
4/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
23
5/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
24
3/5
Logan's Run (1976)
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
25
4/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
26
5/5
Klute (1971)
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
27
3/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
28
0/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
29
5/5
Woyzeck (1979)
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
30
2/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
31
4/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
32
4/5
Bananas (1971)
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
33
2/5
The Phantom (1996)
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
34
3/5
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Posted Mar 26, 2005
35
1.5/4
We never find 'congeniality' in a clunky, mean-spirited sequel that mines most its 'humor' from one unlikable character's sadistic abuse of another unlikable character.
Posted Mar 26, 2005
36
1.5/4
The Ring Two (2005)
... it's best to give up on the plot because it's horse manure (and not even pure horse manure). Sometimes the well just runs dry.
Posted Mar 26, 2005
37
3.5/4
Robots (2005)
An innate awareness that generating underarm faux flatulence is difficult when you're made of metal, but not impossible, is just the spirit we need to see more often.
Posted Mar 26, 2005
38
2.5/4
Hostage (2005)
This is the action-movie machine, whereby special effects become the story rather than a logical result of the story.
Posted Mar 13, 2005
39
2/5
Celtic Pride (1996)
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
40
4/5
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
41
1/5
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
42
5/5
If.... (1968)
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
43
0/5
The Temp (1993)
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
44
3/5
Crazy People (1990)
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
45
5/5
The Swimmer (1968)
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
46
4/5
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Posted Mar 8, 2005
47
2/4
Be Cool (2005)
Almost scandalous in the sheer volume of talent it squanders ...
Posted Mar 8, 2005
48
1/4
The Jacket (2005)
This is one time-travel movie that isn't interested in the paradoxes inherent in time travel. It has much more fundamental paradoxes to worry about.
Posted Mar 8, 2005
49
3/4
Comfort food for the family: a winning, frequently funny tale of love, camarederie and understanding set in a visual universe as arresting as it is idyllic.
Posted Mar 1, 2005
50
2.5/4
Hitch (2005)
Merely cute when it could be affecting, pleasant when it could be relevant.
Posted Mar 1, 2005