Katrillion.com

Katrillion.com is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Jeff Ryan, John Oliver, Ron Bishow
Rating Title/Year Author
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) John Oliver "After experiencing 'The Two Towers' you'll realize that 'The Fellowship' was merely a nice appetizer to the extravagant main course. Now we can't wait for dessert!" EDIT
Posted Jan 8, 2003
Catch Me if You Can (2002) John Oliver "It's a fascinating story, and 'Catch Me If You Can' is just as fascinating to watch, especially with Leo taking the reigns as the suave, persuasive con artist." EDIT
Posted Jan 8, 2003
Chicago (2002) John Oliver "You can't wait for the next song to blast onto the screen in all its chic, sexy, stylish glory." EDIT
Posted Jan 8, 2003
The Hours (2002) John Oliver Ultimately, "The Hours" just beats us over the head one too many times with its depressing message. EDIT
Posted Jan 8, 2003
Driven (2001) Ron Bishow The dialogue is so bad in Driven that at one of the dramatic points, the crowd erupted in laughter. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2002
4/5 What's Love Got to Do With It (1993) Ron Bishow Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2002
5/5 Casablanca (1942) Ron Bishow Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2002
Brown Sugar (2002) Ron Bishow All in all, Brown Sugar is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted. It will guarantee to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2002
4/5 My Cousin Vinny (1992) Ron Bishow Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2002
2/5 The Man With Two Brains (1983) Ron Bishow Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2002
2/5 XXX (2002) Ron Bishow A PlayStation game come to life, XXX is a movie almost exclusively dependent on the special effects department and the charm of its leading man, Vin Diesel. But it's sound and fury signifying nothing. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2002
Undisputed (2002) Ron Bishow At 90 minutes this movie is short, but it feels much longer. EDIT
Posted Dec 17, 2002
Blade II (2002) Jeff Ryan Blade II merges bits and pieces from fighting games, wire fu, horror movies, mystery, James Bond, wrestling, sci-fi and anime into one big bloody stew. EDIT
Posted Dec 12, 2002
Cast Away (2000) Jeff Ryan Cast Away says what you (yes, you) would end up doing if you were on a deserted island. EDIT
Posted Dec 12, 2002
Adaptation (2002) Jeff Ryan Adaptation is definitely unlike anything you've ever seen before. EDIT
Posted Dec 11, 2002
Extreme Ops (2002) John Oliver "Extreme Ops" completely goes off the deep end when it decides to turn its light-hearted stunt exhibition story into some sort of terrorist thriller. EDIT
Posted Nov 27, 2002
Jackass: The Movie (2002) John Oliver The most amazing super-sized dosage of goofball stunts any "Jackass" fan could want. EDIT
Posted Oct 25, 2002
Abandon (2002) John Oliver If writer-director Steven Gaghan would have limited himself to one topic and created a meditative drama on college life, "Abandon" would have been worthwhile. EDIT
Posted Oct 18, 2002
Punch-Drunk Love (2002) John Oliver A beautifully crafted film that truly exemplifies the art of filmmaking. EDIT
Posted Oct 10, 2002
Red Dragon (2002) John Oliver An all-star cast in a thoroughly entertaining suspense flick that will give even the sleepiest members in the audience a jolting wake up call from the very first minute. EDIT
Posted Oct 4, 2002
Sweet Home Alabama (2002) John Oliver If it weren't for Witherspoon, the only thing we'd remember about "Sweet Home Alabama" is its classic title song. EDIT
Posted Sep 27, 2002
Moonlight Mile (2002) John Oliver A naturally heart-wrenching dramedy that takes its viewers through the cathartic experience of a family's first few weeks following the sudden death of their daughter. EDIT
Posted Sep 27, 2002
The Tuxedo (2002) John Oliver If you think the plot is ridiculous, we dare you to see the movie. EDIT
Posted Sep 27, 2002
Four Feathers (1929) John Oliver An intense war epic that offers Heath Ledger the performance of his career. EDIT
Posted Sep 20, 2002
The Banger Sisters (2002) John Oliver Sarandon's transformation from conservative suit-wearing suburban mom to a wanna-be Pat Benetar is hilarious! EDIT
Posted Sep 20, 2002
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) John Oliver "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" is one of those movies that you should see tucked away and the bottom of the New Release section in Blockbuster where all the other straight-to-video, Z-grade explosion flicks are kept. EDIT
Posted Sep 20, 2002
3/5 The Client (1994) John Oliver Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
3/5 Her Alibi (1989) John Oliver Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
4/5 Disclosure (1994) John Oliver Excellent, accurate, smart analysis of sexual harrassment in the workplace. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
3/5 Cujo (1983) John Oliver Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
4/5 The Nutty Professor (1996) John Oliver Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
3/5 The Flintstones (1994) John Oliver Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
4/5 Nick of Time (1995) John Oliver Tight, suspenseful thriller. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
Serving Sara (2002) John Oliver Anyone associated with this god-awful movie should be suspended from Hollywood for the rest of the year. EDIT
Posted Aug 23, 2002
0/5 Operation Dumbo Drop (1995) John Oliver After watching this catastrophe, it's almost hard to believe that Ray Liotta was in "Goodfellas." EDIT
Posted Aug 7, 2002
5/5 Fatal Attraction (1987) John Oliver Suspense at its finest. This is the granddaddy of erotic thrillers! EDIT
Posted Aug 7, 2002
4/5 Beverly Hills Cop (1984) John Oliver An Eddie Murphy classic! One of his best, but not better than "Coming To America." EDIT
Posted Aug 7, 2002
4/5 Saboteur (1942) John Oliver Top-notch espionage thriller with a jaw-dropping finale atop the Statue of Liberty. EDIT
Posted Aug 7, 2002
2/5 The Getaway (1994) John Oliver A pale imitation of the 1970s classic! EDIT
Posted Aug 7, 2002
The Good Girl (2002) John Oliver After a series of lame romantic comedies, Jennifer Aniston finally proves herself to be worthy of a leading role on the big screen. EDIT
Posted Aug 7, 2002
Road to Perdition (2002) John Oliver If the screenwriters could have accompanied the beautiful visuals with a unqiue and unpredictable story this would have been a movie to place in AFI's Top 100 of all time. EDIT
Posted Jul 15, 2002
Me Without You (2001) John Oliver It's a pleasure to actually watch a chick flick that appeals to all audiences because of its strict emphasis on human emotion, rather than fluffy pillows, pom-poms and makeovers. EDIT
Posted Jul 8, 2002
Men in Black II (2002) John Oliver Beyond the crowd-pleasing dog, Frank the Pug, "MIB 2" drowns in familiar territory. EDIT
Posted Jul 8, 2002
Mr. Deeds (2002) John Oliver It's not his best, but it is far from his worst. EDIT
Posted Jun 28, 2002
Minority Report (2002) John Oliver Spielberg has managed to pick from all his best attributes as a director and combined them to make this roller coaster ride through a fantastically detailed future world. EDIT
Posted Jun 21, 2002
Scooby-Doo (2002) John Oliver Since "Scooby-Doo" stoops to such bottom-of-the-barrel laughs I have no qualms about using a few childish words to bash this infantile attempt at creating a live-action update of a classic cartoon. Scooby-Doo is poo. EDIT
Posted Jun 14, 2002
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) John Oliver The film's parade of conflicts feels so forced that you just wish all of these women would just seek some serious mental help. EDIT
Posted Jun 11, 2002