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West Valley View

West Valley View is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Michael Clawson
Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
3/5
Invincible (2006)
The material is OK -- not great. And Wahlberg's as flat as a Philly cheesesteak run over by US Steel truck ...
Posted Aug 24, 2006
2
4/5
World Trade Center is a film of hope set within a hopeless day. Stone treats it with sincere reverence ...
Posted Aug 8, 2006
3
2/5
Just like NASCAR ... dumb as a post ...
Posted Aug 8, 2006
4
2/5
Aslan = Jesus. Now you don't have to buy a ticket.
Posted Jul 27, 2006
5
3/5
Glory Road (2006)
History wins in by-the-numbers sports flick ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
6
3/5
Match Point (2005)
Game, set, match ... Allen wins with slow-moving English drama ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
7
3/5
The breast movie of the year ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
8
1/5
The Hills Have Eyes involves one basic premise: freaks with very rusty weapons eviscerating, disemboweling and decapitating stupid travelers lost somewhere between Point A and B ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
9
2/5
Inside Man (2006)
Bankers gone wild ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
10
2/5
Phantom mail ... a postal carrier's worst nightmare ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
11
4/5
Slither (2006)
Here's a review that not only benefits from, but requires, words like giant squid, festering blob and tummy tentacles.
Posted Jul 27, 2006
12
3/5
United 93 (2006)
With United 93, abandon your hope at the theater door. You know the ending, and it is no happy one ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
13
4/5
Suri's daddy elevates Impossible franchise ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
14
3/5
Poseidon (2006)
Poseidon re-introduces the disaster-movie genre to theaters, and they greet each other with a big, sloppy kiss ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
15
4/5
The movie version is so faithful to Dan Brown's hit book it should come with a dust jacket ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
16
1/5
Click (2006)
Click is basically It's a Wonderful Life with punching, farting, dog-on-duck intercourse and sex jokes ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
17
3/5
Low IQs plague otherwise funny Wilson vehicle ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
18
2/5
Let's hope this really is the last stand ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
19
4/5
Super return for Superman ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
20
3/5
Ahoy, no ending off the port bow.
Posted Jul 27, 2006
21
1/5
The M stands for "miserable" ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
22
5/5
Miami Vice (2006)
More Vice City than Miami Vice: Mann's new thriller makes for sweet, sweet action ...
Posted Jul 27, 2006
23
4/5
16 Blocks (2006)
Rock music puts emphasis on the beat, jazz puts emphasis off the beat. 16 Blocks is jazz music: It's an action film, but its high points can be found in the punctuation, in the quiet moments between chases or shootouts.
Posted Mar 2, 2006
24
3/5
Firewall (2006)
Firewall overdraws account, bounces checks and hits the max on its credit card ... who knew debt could be this fun?
Posted Feb 8, 2006
25
2/5
I used my minutes for this.
Posted Feb 6, 2006
26
3/5
The Presidio (1988)
Good thriller, but it suffers from '80s virus called the Mopes - it stutters on long, arduous sessions of depression while going absolutely nowhere.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
27
2/5
Fun for children, embarrassing for adults, especially now knowing Pee-Wee's illegal indulgences.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
28
0/5
Sad tale of floundering careers. Poor Judge Reinhold - he must hate himself.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
29
3/5
Gia (1997)
Teasing, but hard-to-watch, biography of a famed model struck down by '80s extravagance. NOTE: Angelina Jolie gets naked ... a lot. Hooray!
Posted Aug 1, 2002
30
1/5
Tom and Huck (1995)
Long, tirelessly epic tale of TeenBeat cover boys. Little girls scream, critics fall asleep.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
31
3/5
Men at Work (1990)
At times fun, at others too smart for it's own good. It's big flaw: the long, drawn-out ending.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
32
3/5
Intersting, insightful histo-drama with Newman doing his job above and beyond what is called for.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
33
2/5
King Kong has never looked so ... drowsy. Sleepy, boring tale of kind-hearted gorilla gets old real quick, but with Charlize Theron though, Disney proves men can have dirty thoughts while their children are entertained. Hooray Charlize!
Posted Aug 1, 2002
34
3/5
Not Marilyn's finest, but decent and memorable.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
35
0/5
Steel (1997)
This fil
Posted Aug 1, 2002
36
1/5
Johnny Suede (1991)
Super odd indie flick with the worst movie hairdo ever, until Bill Murray did Kingpin.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
37
2/5
The Deli (1997)
This movie tells us to beware of rappers in cinema. Thanks for the warning, Ice-T.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
38
3/5
Fun, one-of-a-kind, and sometimes scary, adventure/comedy with the always-delightful, John Lithgow.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
39
4/5
Signs (2002)
Signs is deliberate and shocking from its sweeping exterior to its raw, emotional interior. Orson Welles would be proud.
Posted Aug 1, 2002
40
2/5
With or without ballast tanks, K-19 sinks to a Harrison Ford low.
Posted Jul 23, 2002
41
2/5
Draggin' about dragons
Posted Jul 13, 2002
42
4/5
All in all, the animation is what cracked my urge to despise this squeaky cartoon.
Posted Jul 11, 2002