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HoleCity.com is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Catherine Cantieri
Rating Title/Year Author
FeardotCom (2002) Catherine Cantieri Even if FearDotCom wasn't a good five years behind the curve, it would still be saddled with a ludicrous script, nonsensical direction and wince-inducing performances. EDIT
Posted Oct 14, 2002
Red Dragon (2002) Catherine Cantieri Maybe it's just us, but Hopkins's interpretation is starting to feel like bad drag. EDIT
Posted Oct 14, 2002
XXX (2002) Catherine Cantieri Determinedly XTrEmE SPoRtz!(tm)...and really, isn't that a little 1994? EDIT
Posted Oct 14, 2002
Swimfan (2002) Catherine Cantieri ...a listless tale of sex, stalkers and stupidity for the SAT set. EDIT
Posted Oct 14, 2002
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) Catherine Cantieri ...The makers of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever [take] so many of our favorite things and [make] such a wretched movie out of them. EDIT
Posted Oct 14, 2002
The Transporter (2002) Catherine Cantieri We sighed, we swooned, we fell in love. It's really too bad that the movie itself sucks out loud. EDIT
Posted Oct 14, 2002
5/5 M (1931) Catherine Cantieri Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2002
3/5 Point Break (1991) Catherine Cantieri Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2002
2/5 Airheads (1994) Catherine Cantieri Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2002
1/5 The Country Bears (2002) Catherine Cantieri How on earth did Disney manage to convince these talented people to get involved in this monumental suck-fest? EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2002
2.5/5 Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) Catherine Cantieri Like a fish that's lived too long, Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places. EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2002
Unfaithful (2002) Catherine Cantieri You can't expect anything other than an icky art-core sleazefest from director Adrian Lyne. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones (2002) Catherine Cantieri Basically, it's pretty but dumb. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
Bad Company (2002) Catherine Cantieri We started to wonder if ... some unpaid intern had just typed 'Chris Rock,' 'Anthony Hopkins' and 'terrorists' into some Univac-like script machine. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
Windtalkers (2002) Catherine Cantieri There may be a great movie in this little-known (until recently classified) aspect of WW2, but Windtalkers ain't it. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
Scooby-Doo (2002) Catherine Cantieri It made us want to run out and get our very own lobotomy, if only so we could forget having watched that godawful movie. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
0/5 Juwanna Mann (2002) Catherine Cantieri We have given a name to our pain, and that name is Juwanna Mann. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
Men in Black II (2002) Catherine Cantieri Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz? EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
Reign of Fire (2002) Catherine Cantieri Sweet gentle Jesus, did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history? EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (2002) Catherine Cantieri The filmmakers wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best, and fashion a story around him. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2002
Undercover Brother (2002) Catherine Cantieri UB equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of 'black culture' and the dorkier aspects of 'white culture,' even as it points out how inseparable the two are. EDIT
Posted Jul 22, 2002