Feo Amante

Feo Amante is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s):
Rating Title/Year Author
1/5 Terminator Salvation (2009) Kelly Parks And have I mentioned the gaping plot holes? EDIT
Posted May 25, 2009
3/5 Star Trek (2009) Kelly Parks Without going into too much detail (to avoid spoilers) let me just say that if you had a mini-blackhole and you wanted to use it to destroy a planet, you do NOT need to drill a hole to the center of the planet first. EDIT
Posted May 25, 2009
2/5 The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) Kelly Parks Klaatu is here to commit an act of genocide greater than anything Hitler, Stalin or Mao ever dreamed. EDIT
Posted Dec 31, 2008
3/5 Iron Man (2008) Kelly Parks Alright, I'm done with the nitpicking. The science mistakes and the super simple plot bugged me but not enough to ruin my good time. EDIT
Posted May 5, 2008
5/5 Cloverfield (2008) Kelly Parks I watched it at a midnight showing, it's now 2:25 A.M., and if I could go see it again right now I would. EDIT
Posted Jan 18, 2008
3/5 Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007) Kelly Parks All these things add up to a decent sequel that could have used a bit more thought and a different director(s) EDIT
Posted Dec 28, 2007
4/5 I Am Legend (2007) Kelly Parks In other words, they could have had their cool ending and the original very cool ending from the novel combined, for a mega-cool ending that would have been, well, legendary. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2007
2/5 28 Weeks Later (2007) Kelly Parks The camera is so shaky so much of the time that I had no damn idea what was going on! EDIT
Posted May 14, 2007
4/5 The Terminal Man (1974) Kelly Parks The doctors put their tuxes on and go to celebrate, intending to continue the experiment the next day. But Harry, who is much smarter than he seems, has other plans. EDIT
Posted Apr 19, 2007
4/5 Snakes on a Plane (2006) Kelly Parks Sometimes bad movies are so bad their badness is entertaining. But when a movie tries to be entertainingly bad on purpose, is it a good bad movie? EDIT
Posted Aug 21, 2006
2/5 X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Kelly Parks It's boring, the dialogue is plodding and cliché-ridden, the special effects are sub-par and there are huge, gaping plot holes all over the place. EDIT
Posted May 30, 2006
1/5 Ultraviolet (2006) Kelly Parks I feel bad. I really wanted to like this movie and I cut it every break I could. EDIT
Posted Mar 7, 2006
2/5 Doom (2005) Kelly Parks Where were the Barons of Hell? Where was the Cyberdemon? EDIT
Posted Oct 20, 2005
1/5 A Sound of Thunder (2005) Kelly Parks If I had to choose between seeing this dog again and unanesthetized dental surgery... EDIT
Posted Sep 8, 2005
2/5 The Cave (2005) Kelly Parks You'd think they'd save that as a cool plot twist but whatever. EDIT
Posted Aug 29, 2005
3/5 The Island (2005) Kelly Parks It's not doing well at the box office and, although I'm just guessing, I think the reason for that is the give-away-everything trailer. EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2005
3/5 War of the Worlds (2005) Kelly Parks George Pal's 1953 movie version of Wells' story is the true standard to measure against and Spielberg suffers by comparison. EDIT
Posted Jun 30, 2005
2/5 Land of the Dead (2005) Kelly Parks The movie is gory but DAY OF THE DEAD was gorier. The action is predictable and in general there's nothing special or impressive about this movie. EDIT
Posted Jun 21, 2005
4/5 Batman Begins (2005) Kelly Parks To do something like this you'd have to be more than just angry or vengeful. You'd have to be obsessive and a little crazy and that's what we see! EDIT
Posted Jun 16, 2005
1/5 Alone in the Dark (2005) Kelly Parks She and Carnby have a history and an awkward love scene. EDIT
Posted Mar 18, 2005
5/5 The Incredibles (2004) Kelly Parks THE INCREDIBLES is a great movie and I can't wait to see it again. EDIT
Posted Dec 15, 2004
2/5 Blade: Trinity (2004) Kelly Parks In fact it's time I tell you the truth: this is not a good movie. I really wanted to like it because I liked the first two and I love the character but what is, is. EDIT
Posted Dec 6, 2004
4/5 The Forgotten (2004) Kelly Parks This is the first movie of this genre that I've ever seen where the behavior of the government agents is believable rather than cartoonish. EDIT
Posted Sep 27, 2004
5/5 THX-1138 (1971) Kelly Parks We don't know why or how this world came to be but that's okay. Wanting to know more is what draws you in. EDIT
Posted Sep 13, 2004
2/5 Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) Kelly Parks The one thing I liked about this movie (the one and ONLY thing) was how they explained the big snakes. EDIT
Posted Aug 31, 2004
4/5 Alien vs. Predator (2004) Kelly Parks Did I like AVP? No, I didn't like it. I LOVED it! EDIT
Posted Aug 13, 2004
4/5 I, Robot (2004) Kelly Parks But think about the effect on the economy if the cost of labor was effectively zero. Every product imaginable would become dirt cheap, effectively making us all millionaires. EDIT
Posted Jul 16, 2004
4/5 Spider-Man 2 (2004) Kelly Parks But Doc Ock himself is just an ordinary human being, not a superhuman. That means a single Spiderman punch should have been the end of him. EDIT
Posted Jul 2, 2004
2/5 The Day After Tomorrow (2004) Kelly Parks So on top of everything else, this movie is preachy, and who needs that? EDIT
Posted May 27, 2004
1/5 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) Kelly Parks In other words the source of all evil is corporate greed. How charmingly naïve. EDIT
Posted May 23, 2004
4/5 Dawn of the Dead (2004) Kelly Parks It feels almost too real, in a way. It feels like you're really watching the end of the world. EDIT
Posted Mar 22, 2004
5/5 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) Kelly Parks Easily the best of the trilogy, it moves like lightning, bringing us to the most awesome battle on film. EDIT
Posted Feb 24, 2004
3/5 The Matrix Revolutions (2003) Kelly Parks So in other words it's incredibly obvious that this guy is channeling Agent Smith. It's obvious to everyone in the audience but Neo takes FOREVER to get it. EDIT
Posted Nov 5, 2003
-1/5 Supernova (2000) Kelly Parks The ending is so anti-climatic that your first clue the movie is over is when the lights come on in the theater. EDIT
Posted Sep 16, 2003
3/5 Spider-Man (2002) Kelly Parks Now maybe it's just me, but if I was in a lab full of genetically engineered super spiders and a big, weird-looking multi-colored arachnid bit me on the hand and left a big red mark, I'd tell somebody! EDIT
Posted Sep 16, 2003
5/5 RoboCop (1987) Kelly Parks It's amazing how a dumb catch phrase can do more for your suspension of disbelief than a multi-million dollar special effects budget. EDIT
Posted Sep 6, 2003
2/5 The Relic (1997) Kelly Parks Cut out all the pitiful pseudo-science and bad exposition and just stick to the action. EDIT
Posted Sep 6, 2003
2/5 Reign of Fire (2002) Kelly Parks Cut to the year 2020. Not the year 2084, as stated in the TV ads for this movie, but 2020. EDIT
Posted Sep 6, 2003
3/5 Red Dragon (2002) Kelly Parks This version of RED DRAGON is closer to the novel in many ways but one: lots of extra Hannibal. EDIT
Posted Sep 6, 2003
4/5 Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) Kelly Parks This is a straight B monster movie, but it's a good one. EDIT
Posted Sep 6, 2003
3/5 Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) Kelly Parks As summer blockbusters go this is a pretty good movie. Definitely entertaining and fun. But it's just not in the same league as the sci-fi/action masterpieces that came before. EDIT
Posted Jul 2, 2003
2/5 Hulk (2003) Kelly Parks I do respect his attempt to go in a different direction. What he tried to do was tell a serious dramatic story with the whole Hulk thing as secondary. It's a gutsy thing to do but it failed. EDIT
Posted Jul 2, 2003
4/5 28 Days Later (2002) Kelly Parks This is how you start a movie! No boring exposition, just jump right in. Show, don't tell, just like they say on the first page of every screenwriting book ever written. EDIT
Posted Jun 24, 2003
2/5 Planet of the Apes (2001) Kelly Parks This is nowhere near the intellectual sci-fi masterpiece of the original. It's a big budget check-your-brain-at-the door B movie. EDIT
Posted Jun 3, 2003
2/5 Men in Black II (2002) Kelly Parks As much as it hurts me to say it, this party sucked. EDIT
Posted Jun 3, 2003
3/5 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) Kelly Parks When this movie comes out on DVD you could have a drinking game where everybody has to do a shot when ever someone says, 'Hello, old friend'. EDIT
Posted May 23, 2003
2/5 The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) Kelly Parks Spielberg has gotten really preachy in his old age but this movie is so thick with it I almost lost consciousness. EDIT
Posted May 23, 2003
4/5 Jurassic Park (1993) Kelly Parks So when conversation stops as a brontosaurus comes into view . . . Well, either you understand or you don't. EDIT
Posted May 23, 2003
4/5 The Matrix Reloaded (2003) Kelly Parks But then you notice that all the men punching in are security guards and you know what happens to security guards in these movies. EDIT
Posted May 15, 2003
3/5 X2 (2003) Kelly Parks Lots of characters, right? Wait, there's more. EDIT
Posted May 1, 2003