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Rating Title/Year Author
2.5/4 The Fate of the Furious (2017) Willie Waffle It's about moments like the opening sequence where Dom is racing a car backwards and while on fire (and, umm, plenty of women in bikinis are watching). EDIT
Posted Apr 14, 2017
3/4 The Boss Baby (2017) Willie Waffle Who slipped a little skewering of the corporate culture into my kids movie? EDIT
Posted Mar 31, 2017
2.5/4 Life (2017) Willie Waffle An homage to Alien, or a massive rip off begging for a lawsuit. EDIT
Posted Mar 24, 2017
3.5/4 Beauty and the Beast (2017) Willie Waffle While all of the cool people want us to praise Watson for her performance, the true star of the show is Evans. EDIT
Posted Mar 16, 2017
2.5/4 Kong: Skull Island (2017) Willie Waffle Kong: Skull Island is an action movie trying to be a little more sarcastic than that, but they should stick to the action. EDIT
Posted Mar 10, 2017
4/4 Logan (2017) Willie Waffle Logan is not a superhero movie. It's a neo-western with a tragic, reluctant anti-hero EDIT
Posted Mar 3, 2017
2.5/4 Get Out (2017) Willie Waffle Peele delivers without Key. EDIT
Posted Feb 23, 2017
.5/4 Rings (2017) Willie Waffle Goes to the well one too many times. EDIT
Posted Feb 2, 2017
3/4 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Willie Waffle I had a bad feeling about this, but Rogue One proves it belongs in the Star Wars universe. EDIT
Posted Dec 16, 2016
1.5/4 Office Christmas Party (2016) Willie Waffle Someone forgot to spike the eggnog. EDIT
Posted Dec 9, 2016
2/4 Arrival (2016) Willie Waffle Hokey malarkey. EDIT
Posted Nov 12, 2016
1/4 Inferno (2016) Willie Waffle Inferno isn't full of enough action to offset the lack of mystery EDIT
Posted Oct 28, 2016
2/4 Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016) Willie Waffle Content to play it by the numbers and rely on Cruise and his well known intensity to carry the movie through the obvious. EDIT
Posted Oct 21, 2016
2/4 The Girl on the Train (2016) Willie Waffle Has too much filler to ever be as mysterious and full of tension as it needs to be. EDIT
Posted Oct 7, 2016
3/4 Deepwater Horizon (2016) Willie Waffle All about action and organic emotion. EDIT
Posted Sep 30, 2016
2.5/4 The Magnificent Seven (2016) Willie Waffle The word Magnificent might be a bit boastful. EDIT
Posted Sep 23, 2016
1.5/4 Snowden (2016) Willie Waffle It's a snoozer. EDIT
Posted Sep 16, 2016
1/4 Bridget Jones's Baby (2016) Willie Waffle The entire movie feels like an unwelcome relic re-emerging from a different generation. EDIT
Posted Sep 16, 2016
3.5/4 Sully (2016) Willie Waffle You have to love it when two legends team up and deliver a tour de force like Sully. EDIT
Posted Sep 9, 2016
2/4 Don't Breathe (2016) Willie Waffle Succeeds when it doesn't try to be too complicated and conventional. EDIT
Posted Aug 26, 2016
1/4 Mechanic: Resurrection (2016) Willie Waffle No one buys a ticket to a Jason Statham movie for the love story. EDIT
Posted Aug 26, 2016
2/4 War Dogs (2016) Willie Waffle A solid movie, but not a thrilling one. EDIT
Posted Aug 19, 2016
.5/4 Ben-Hur (2016) Willie Waffle This is the remake your grandparents are very very angry about. EDIT
Posted Aug 19, 2016
3/4 Sausage Party (2016) Willie Waffle I know Sausage Party is not made for kids, but they don't have to try so hard to prove it. EDIT
Posted Aug 12, 2016
2/4 Florence Foster Jenkins (2016) Willie Waffle If mean words from a critic were so damaging to the artist, I would have killed Rob Schneider years ago. EDIT
Posted Aug 12, 2016
1.5/4 Suicide Squad (2016) Willie Waffle This is how you end the summer blockbuster season with a yawn. EDIT
Posted Aug 5, 2016
1.5/4 Nerve (2016) Willie Waffle As Nerve loses more touch with reality, we lose interest. EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2016
3/4 Jason Bourne (2016) Willie Waffle Think of this film as a big fat apology for the lame Jeremy Renner Bourne movie we were stuck with a few years ago. EDIT
Posted Jul 29, 2016
2/4 Ghostbusters (2016) Willie Waffle I think Wiig has let all of the comic genius talk go to her head. EDIT
Posted Jul 15, 2016
.5/4 Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) Willie Waffle They also need a more imaginative script. EDIT
Posted Jul 8, 2016
3/4 The Secret Life of Pets (2016) Willie Waffle A simple, straight forward movie, but that is part of its charm. EDIT
Posted Jul 8, 2016
2.5/4 The BFG (2016) Willie Waffle A movie full of wonder, danger and imagination to lure the audience into this fantasy world, but the movie fails when it's time to tell a story EDIT
Posted Jul 1, 2016
2/4 The Legend of Tarzan (2016) Willie Waffle There's no Oscar for Best Abs. EDIT
Posted Jul 1, 2016
2/4 Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) Willie Waffle The movie becomes a bit too campy EDIT
Posted Jun 24, 2016
3/4 Finding Dory (2016) Willie Waffle You want to go to Finding Dory to see the little baby Dory EDIT
Posted Jun 17, 2016
2.5/4 Central Intelligence (2016) Willie Waffle If it wasn't for The Rock and Kevin Hart, this movie would be arrested for impersonating a comedy. EDIT
Posted Jun 17, 2016
3.5/4 The Conjuring 2 (2016) Willie Waffle A master at the slow burning eeriness EDIT
Posted Jun 10, 2016
0/4 Race to World First (2013) Willie Waffle The dreck of the dreck. EDIT
Posted Jun 10, 2016
1/4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) Willie Waffle You can't say this movie is going for subtlety. EDIT
Posted Jun 3, 2016
2.5/4 Me Before You (2016) Willie Waffle Turns out to be a semi-predictable, sappy movie with a dark turn that kind of makes it more of a bummer than you expect. EDIT
Posted Jun 3, 2016
2.5/4 Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) Willie Waffle One of the best parodies of the music business, stardom and more, when Popstar is focused. EDIT
Posted Jun 3, 2016
1.5/4 X-Men: Apocalypse (2016) Willie Waffle This is not one for the uninitiated. It's also not one for people who like action and thrills. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2016
1.5/4 Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) Willie Waffle A pointless exercise no one needs EDIT
Posted May 27, 2016
2.5/4 The Angry Birds Movie (2016) Willie Waffle Might not be the most original and novel way to convert a game and its characters into a movie, but it can be funny most of the time. EDIT
Posted May 20, 2016
1/4 The Nice Guys (2016) Willie Waffle Might go down as the biggest missed opportunity of the summer. EDIT
Posted May 20, 2016
3/4 Money Monster (2016) Willie Waffle Money Monster is a more than solid film for those adults who don't own a Captain America costume. EDIT
Posted May 13, 2016
3.5/4 Captain America: Civil War (2016) Willie Waffle A non-stop action movie, but they can't stop the deeper, more interesting film emerging. EDIT
Posted May 6, 2016
1.5/4 Mother's Day (2016) Willie Waffle Get ready for the bland! EDIT
Posted Apr 29, 2016
3.5/4 Keanu (2016) Willie Waffle Absurd enough to be funny and smart enough to make you feel guilt free at the end of the movie. EDIT
Posted Apr 29, 2016
.5/4 The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016) Willie Waffle Buy yourself an ice cream sandwich at the concession stand to dampen the pain and anguish. EDIT
Posted Apr 22, 2016