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Rating Title/Year Author
F Americanese (2006) It's hard to imagine a romantic drama that is more unromantic than Americanese. EDIT
Posted Apr 1, 2006
A+ The Aristocrats (2005) Perhaps only comedians could make a film about the most disgusting joke you can imagine so joyous, heartwarming and lovable. EDIT
Posted Jun 4, 2005
A Fabled (2002) Quote not available. EDIT
Posted Nov 16, 2004
D- Moving (2002) Lodger For a film called Moving, this piece is a rather lumbering, bloated, and stagnant affair. EDIT
Posted Sep 16, 2003
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Lodger A gleefully lowbrow road movie filled with dick jokes, jewel-thieving vixens in vinyl cat suits, and a spunky orangutan. EDIT
Posted Jul 30, 2001
The Princess Diaries (2001) Lodger Sometimes I'm just a big ole girl. Pass me a tissue. EDIT
Posted Jul 30, 2001
Rat Race (2001) Lodger The movie is just damn funny, especially if you can disengage the old brain. EDIT
Posted Jul 30, 2001
Rush Hour 2 (2001) Lodger It's dumb and poorly directed and ad-libbed and pointless. Yet it is still damn fun. EDIT
Posted Jul 30, 2001
Planet of the Apes (2001) Lodger I would rather attend Tim Burton's funeral than this film. It's a laughable piece of nothing. EDIT
Posted Jul 30, 2001
America's Sweethearts (2001) Lodger The trouble is, it doesn't have the balls to really stick it to itself. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2001
Jurassic Park III (2001) Lodger Isn't so much concerned with pesky things like character development and plot. EDIT
Posted Jul 23, 2001
The Score (2001) Lodger So typical and formulaic and old school that it actually seems new again. EDIT
Posted Jul 16, 2001
Scary Movie 2 (2001) Lodger No where near as funny as it's original, but it's still damn funny. EDIT
Posted Jul 9, 2001
Snow Days (1999) Lodger It's a delightful little heterosexual love story that we can all enjoy. EDIT
Posted Jun 5, 2001
A Knight's Tale (2001) Lodger A film that will make your feet tap and your lips curl into a smile. EDIT
Posted May 3, 2001
Town & Country (2001) Lodger When you see a movie with so many damn things gone wrong -- and started wrong, it causes a sort of dull throb in the frontal lobes. EDIT
Posted Apr 30, 2001
Shrek (2001) Lodger Fear not, the film is hilarious. Hilarious! EDIT
Posted Apr 30, 2001
Bartleby (2001) Lodger Is really a strange film apparently birthed from a strange novel. EDIT
Posted Mar 26, 2001
Never Again (2001) Lodger The set-up and boldness of the characters is really awesome. EDIT
Posted Mar 26, 2001
Blow (2001) Lodger An important film with much to say. EDIT
Posted Mar 26, 2001
Enemy at the Gates (2001) Lodger The surprise comedy hit of the new year! You will laugh your ass off! Of course, it is an unintentional comedy. EDIT
Posted Mar 21, 2001
The Mexican (2001) Lodger Comes together as a beautiful poem, a loving piece of art. EDIT
Posted Mar 5, 2001
Hit and Runway (1999) Lodger Creative, cool, funny, sweet, open, happy and full of wonderful moments. EDIT
Posted Feb 21, 2001
Hannibal (2001) Lodger It is vomitous rubbish that only the most sick-minded and juvenile person could get pleasure from viewing. EDIT
Posted Feb 12, 2001
The Wedding Planner (2001) Lodger Girlfriend please! You and I know what is romantic. The Wedding Planner is not romantic. EDIT
Posted Jan 29, 2001
Chocolat (2000) Lodger It's very formulaic. Luckily the charm of the cast and the talent of all involved help to smooth it out some. EDIT
Posted Dec 28, 2000
All the Pretty Horses (2000) Lodger Bloop... so much plot on the cutting room floor. EDIT
Posted Dec 22, 2000
Thirteen Days (2000) Lodger It is poignant and important. EDIT
Posted Dec 7, 2000
State and Main (2000) Lodger It is amusing and, at times, gently biting. EDIT
Posted Dec 6, 2000
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) I cannot imagine anyone laughing at anything in this film. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Nurse Betty (2000) Lodger It's one of the most distasteful, repulsive, unnatural, unbelievable, poorly executed pieces of crap I have ever seen. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
C Band of Outsiders (1964) Lodger If Band of Outsiders is a typical film from the so- called French new wave, I don't think I can stomach a lesser work in this genre. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Cell (2000) Lodger It opens our minds a step further to all that is possible in cinema in this modern, computerized image age. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Dancer (2000) Lodger Does exactly what you think it will do. But the playing out of this wonderful and inspiring story is the real joy of it. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Pledge (2001) Lodger It's free form jazz style will confuse many. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) Lodger Believe the hype! EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Loving Jezebel (1999) A film that is easy to cheer for. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) Lodger Isn't really trying to reinvent the wheel here, but rather retread the tires. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Red Planet (2000) Lodger A blatant rip- off of Kubrick's 2001 with just enough stuff morphed into something new and just enough action popped in to placate sci-fi's less demanding (and youthfully ignorant) fans. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) Lodger Was, perhaps at one time an awesome three hour movie. Cut down to two hours, it's 'very good' at best. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Replacements (2000) Chuck Norfolk An enjoyable summer flick with some rather amusing comedy and some football action. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Almost Famous (2000) Lodger It's real and honest and hopeful and sorrowful and beautiful and truthful. It's full of life and the joy of life and the power of life. And the magic of it all. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Yards (2000) Lodger Only worth watching for the performances delivered. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000