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Rating Title/Year Author
A+ Eboli (1979) Cole Smithey To watch this film is to go back in time. Politics be damned, life is where you are. Physical exile is real. EDIT
Posted Jan 12, 2021
A+ The Young and the Damned (1950) Cole Smithey You won't find any pity in "Los Olvidados," but you will experience the full effect of Buñuel's unvarnished filmic system of delivering onion layers of social realism. Think for yourself. EDIT
Posted Jan 11, 2021
A Queen & Slim (2019) Cole Smithey "Queen & Slim" rates as great pick for a date movie if you're in the mood to get some. EDIT
Posted Jan 10, 2021
B Seberg (2019) Cole Smithey Kristen Stewart is just so damned convincing as Jean Seberg. We buy her, heart and soul. To say that Ms. Stewart's portrayal is brilliant is a vast understatement. EDIT
Posted Jan 9, 2021
F The Lodge (2019) Cole Smithey Irredeemable shite. "The Lodge" is a mean-spirited, ignorant assault on Cinema, and on its audience. EDIT
Posted Jan 9, 2021
A- The Social Dilemma (2020) Cole Smithey "The Social Dilemma" is the most important documentary of 2020 if you're smart and free enough to take its dire message that social media is a Frankenstein monster killing us like insects drawn to it's grotesque fascination. EDIT
Posted Jan 8, 2021
A Happiest Season (2020) Cole Smithey Move over "Home For The Holidays" (Jodie Foster's 1995 holiday favorite); there's finally a better family holiday movie for audiences to rally around. EDIT
Posted Jan 7, 2021
A+ Nomadland (2020) Cole Smithey In the face of Hollywood's drought of humane Cinema comes an understated exposé of staggering editorial substance. EDIT
Posted Jan 6, 2021
B+ The Midnight Sky (2020) Cole Smithey As a filmmaker, George Clooney still has some things to learn about pacing, shifting tempos, and editing. EDIT
Posted Jan 2, 2021
A- Wild Mountain Thyme (2020) Cole Smithey grab a romantically inclined mate, and settle in for some good old-fashioned simmering Irish passion. Tears and laughs will follow. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2021
A+ Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (2020) Cole Smithey "Ma Rainey's Black Bottom" is the best film of 2020. Viola Davis once again does August Wilson proud. Electric. EDIT
Posted Dec 24, 2020
A The Trip to Greece (2020) Cole Smithey The jokes can be pointed, and at times on the rare side, but never raw. Michael Winterbottom, Steve Coogan, and Rob Brydon are much too sophisticated for that. EDIT
Posted Dec 19, 2020
A Cookie's Fortune (1999) Cole Smithey This is black comedy light, but you'll catch the undercurrent of ingrained racism in the hands of Glenn Close's villainess character Camille Dixon. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2020
A- Ghost Town (2008) Cole Smithey David Koepp's 1998 New York City romcom could improve your amorous relationship, even if it's a first date. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2020
A+ Oliver Sacks: His Own Life (2019) Cole Smithey Ric Burns's brilliant deep-dive documentary captures the complex mind and wild life story of a man whose influence continues to expand across global societies. EDIT
Posted Dec 18, 2020
B+ Dead Ringers (1988) Cole Smithey "Dead Ringers" is by no means a date movie. This is one effed up little horror flick. EDIT
Posted Jun 11, 2020
A- Terms of Endearment (1983) Cole Smithey Dysfunctional adults, an unhappy marriage, too many kids, a cruel mom, an over-the-hill astronaut, and cancer are elements in this hardcore tear-jerker. Cry, cry, cry. EDIT
Posted Jun 7, 2020
A+ Stan & Ollie (2018) Cole Smithey Steve Coogan & John C. Reilly are exquisite as the comic duo who charmed the world in this immaculate picture. Five stars! EDIT
Posted Jun 6, 2020
B+ Model Shop (1969) Cole Smithey This is a movie you can dream into, even as nightmare glimpses of American sexual repression and capitalist culture of greed and war come and go. EDIT
Posted Feb 12, 2020
A+ The Irishman (2019) Cole Smithey "The Irishman" is to Martin Scorsese what "Sandinista" was to The Clash, a generous gift of art meant to entertain, inspire, and inform. EDIT
Posted Feb 7, 2020
F Marriage Story (2019) Cole Smithey Jennifer Jason Leigh will never watch this movie, and neither should she. EDIT
Posted Feb 7, 2020
F Joker (2019) Cole Smithey Cinema is dead. Here is your proof. EDIT
Posted Feb 5, 2020
5/5 Jerry Before Seinfeld (2017) Cole Smithey Here is a comic performance that's from the ages, and for the ages. It doesn't get any better than this. EDIT
Posted Jul 10, 2019
B+ Rocketman (2019) Cole Smithey Hindered by faulty construction and lax editing that tires out the audience long before its two-hour run time passes, "Rocketman" is nonetheless an energetic fantasy version of Elton John's incredible career in music. EDIT
Posted Jun 12, 2019
A The Brink (2019) Cole Smithey To view "The Brink" is to get a peek behind office doors at private meetings of right wing radicals from far and wide intent on spreading hate, greed, and brutality through political and corporate means. EDIT
Posted Mar 30, 2019
B+ The Ninth Gate (1999) Cole Smithey There are plenty of silly bumps and loopy twists that don't sufficiently fulfill a dynamic dramatic arc for the film's slightly long running time, but no jolting scares. EDIT
Posted Mar 3, 2019
C- Hummus! The Movie (2015) Cole Smithey More character and social study than the historically relevant document you might hope for, "Hummus! The Movie" comes up short. EDIT
Posted Feb 28, 2019
B The Remarkable Life of John Weld (2018) Cole Smithey Seek out this enjoyable little movie if you are so inclined; it's still better than some Oscar-nominated movies that might come across. EDIT
Posted Feb 28, 2019
A- The World Is Not Enough (1999) Cole Smithey The World Is Not Enough is, pound for explosion pound, a great return on your entertainment dollar. EDIT
Posted Feb 26, 2019
A Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) Cole Smithey John Woo's summer blockbuster is surely the most elegant and graceful example of cinema's technology advanced comeuppance so far. EDIT
Posted Feb 25, 2019
B- Ghost Ship (2002) Cole Smithey the movie's over-the-top opening sequence is worth the price of admission alone. EDIT
Posted Feb 23, 2019
D A Boy Called Sailboat (2018) Cole Smithey ...an inept magical realist story infused with a tone-deaf sense of humor and a vague sense of thematic direction. EDIT
Posted Jan 14, 2019
C- The Favourite (2018) Cole Smithey "The Favourite" isn't even a pale imitation of the sardonic satire that it aspires to. Where is the Marquis de Sade when you need him most? EDIT
Posted Jan 7, 2019
C Colette (2018) Cole Smithey "Colette" fails even as a generic period drama because it doesn't dare show what truly drives its characters' carnal passions. EDIT
Posted Jan 7, 2019
B- The American Meme (2018) Cole Smithey In a bumbling manner "The American Meme" exposes the hollowness of social media platforms that chew up people's lives in the interest of likes and follows. EDIT
Posted Dec 4, 2018
B Green Book (2018) Cole Smithey "Green Book" isn't all that interesting but for its inadvertent role as a potential conversation starter about Mortensen's N-word-related chastisement - assuming anyone is willing to talking about it openly. EDIT
Posted Dec 2, 2018
A+ The House That Jack Built (2018) Cole Smithey The film raises as many answers as it does questions. Yes, you read that right. Only Paul Verhoeven can match Von Trier's mastery of satire. EDIT
Posted Nov 29, 2018
A The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (2018) Cole Smithey The Coen Brothers' latest movie is a hoot. EDIT
Posted Nov 24, 2018
A+ The World Before Your Feet (2018) Cole Smithey Jeremy Workman connects Matt Green's foot journey to the real-time scale of New York City and to the soul of its citizens. This inspired documentary is perfect. EDIT
Posted Nov 7, 2018
A- Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) Cole Smithey "Bohemian Rhapsody" is a fun ride that will put a lump in your throat, a tear in your eye, and more than one terrific song in your heart. Go with it. EDIT
Posted Nov 7, 2018
B Ophelia (2018) Cole Smithey "Ophelia" is a refreshing addition to the bold sub-genre of Shakespeare-inspired plays and films that weave in and around the prolific English playwright's esteemed works. EDIT
Posted Oct 23, 2018
B- Let the Corpses Tan (2017) Cole Smithey Sure it's all style with not much substance but that's the point. If you're in the mood for virtuosic visual panache involving machine guns, gold, cars, motorcycles, fire, smoke, and blood, then you're in business. EDIT
Posted Oct 20, 2018
C- BlacKkKlansman (2018) Cole Smithey What would it have taken for Spike Lee to go balls to the walls like he did on his best film "Do The Right Thing"? We'll never know. EDIT
Posted Oct 17, 2018
C- The Song of Sway Lake (2017) Cole Smithey "The Song of Sway Lake" is hardly what you'd call a satisfying movie. EDIT
Posted Oct 15, 2018
A- Mission: Impossible -- Fallout (2018) Cole Smithey "Mission: Impossible" is the closest thing Hollywood has going next to a James Bond franchise, and going it is. EDIT
Posted Sep 28, 2018
A+ Free Solo (2018) Cole Smithey To watch "Free Solo" is to take a journey into an incredibly dangerous if joyful world of free physical expression. Go on the adventure of a lifetime. The rewards are enormous. EDIT
Posted Sep 11, 2018
F The Predator (2018) Cole Smithey There isn't single reason I can think of to see "The Predator" other than to be reminded of how low Hollywood and American sensibilities have sunk. EDIT
Posted Sep 11, 2018
C Blindspotting (2018) Cole Smithey America's ever-festering boil of racism continues to claim the lives of minorities and those unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when guns are drawn. "Blindspotting" plays it safe; who can blame it for that? EDIT
Posted Sep 7, 2018
D Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018) Cole Smithey [VIDEO ESSAY] This is agitprop junk politics in the interest of normalizing hellishly violent acts, frequently involving children, in the context of America's raging border war against immigrant refugees. EDIT
Posted Aug 19, 2018
C+ Nico, 1988 (2017) Cole Smithey "Nico 1988" is a solid showcase for Trine Dryholm but it doesn't make a case for Nico's music. EDIT
Posted Aug 19, 2018