I Love You Beth Cooper (2009)
Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)
"As good as any Hollywood movie, which is to say it's got lousy visual effects and generic dialogue. Since we're already forgiving that anyway, there's enough engaging action to make it plenty fun and entertaining."
The Hurt Locker (2009)
"The second hour of Bruno is a laugh out loud satire that will make the world a better place. That's what we want from Sacha Baron Cohen... Lots of people do funny. I'm glad he still transcended and took the bad people of the world down a peg.""
Public Enemies (2009)
Land of the Lost (2009)
The Hangover (2009)
Dance Flick (2009)
"The best Wayans movie since the first Scary Movie. The Wayans' are in top form taking the benchmarks of dance movies to an extreme degree. They can't keep it up, but it remains a solid satire with more to say than many quickie knock-offs."
Angels & Demons (2009)
"I did not like The Da Vinci Code, but only because it was completely faithful to the book which I didn't like. As such, I never read Angels & Demons, but I can tell it's faithful too because it's exactly the same thing."
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
"He's not reinventing the genre, but he doesn't have to. He already did that once, and now he's just doing what he's good at. His era of in your face outrageousness didn't last long enough as far as I'm concerned."
Terminator Salvation (2009)
"Everyone wanted to see the future, but I knew that would just be big robot fights. Cool maybe, but that's a war movie, not a character investment suspenseful action movie. So here, this is what you wanted. Happy now?"
Star Trek (2009)
The Soloist (2009)
"I liked The Soloist more than most disease/triumph over adversity movies. It's more believable, more sincere and just more interesting than most. I just can't get over the feeling of filmmakers patting themselves on the back...""
State of Play (2009)
"It would be funny if the surprise ending was that the newspaper just folded so the reporters had to abandon the case. I mean, someone still has to pay for their efforts. Exposing conspiracy and defending the public interest isn't free."
17 Again (2009)
Fast & Furious (2009)
Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009)
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
Observe and Report (2009)
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)
Miss March (2009)
Race to Witch Mountain (2009)
The Last House on the Left (2009)
Phoebe in Wonderland (2009)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)
"Why wouldn't you want to see Isla Fisher stumble on a tray of fish? Why wouldn't you want to see Isla Fisher bumble through a fan dance? Why wouldn't you want to see Isla Fisher fumble through Finnish?"
Friday the 13th (2009)
"Last Action Hero for books. By proxy, it's also kind of The Purple Rose of Cairo for books, but it's not as good as either... It would really amuse me if it ended with the family deciding, after all this trouble, let's never read again."
"Makes me appreciate how the jokes in Family Guy are really accessible to anyone. These are not. This is really just for fanboys, and that's fine. Have a celebration of love of Star Wars and write a love letter to the fans."
Pink Panther 2 (2009)
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
"It's about social responsibility. Everyone's so afraid of hurt feelings. People need to stop making excuses. Hey, it's not all okay. Get over it. And also, stop asking your friends to make you feel better. They give the worst advice. Just go out and have"
The Wrestler (2008)
Seven Pounds (2008)
Yes Man (2008)
"The gimmick creates sets for Jim Carrey to be crazy. He's still at it, finding new ways to contort his body and twist his face. That's really the difference that makes any generic gimmick more entertaining than someone else's."
The Tale of Despereaux (2008)
Nothing But the Truth (2008)
Nobel Son (2008)
Cadillac Records (2008)