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Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
54%

The Walker (2007)

2
18%

Rush Hour 3 (2007)

"Look, it's so dumb, I could easily give this one star - but I'm giving it two. It was entertaining, so sue me."

Posted Aug 10, 2007
3
7%
4
78%

Surf's Up (2007)

5
89%

Waitress (2007)

6
89%

Zodiac (2007)

7
85%

The Hoax (2007)

"A fun and zesty frolic. "

Posted Aug 3, 2007
8
23%

Evan Almighty (2007)

9
38%

Firehouse Dog (2007)

"Breezy, silly and energetic, this canine frolic won't win top prize at Crufts, but it should offer an alternative to Pottered-out parents with young pups to please."

Posted Jul 20, 2007
10
92%

"A cinematic masterpiece no film fan should miss."

Posted Jul 20, 2007
11
79%

Coeurs (2007)

"While there's a quirky humour at work, the overall mood is of sadness, eloquently, if repetitively, expressed."

Posted Jul 20, 2007
12
79%

"Intimate and terrifying, at points almost expressionistic and surreal, this is never less than a nerve-shredding experience. It even includes an (improbable) love story."

Posted Jul 20, 2007
13
78%

"It's magic, Harry, but not as we know it."

Posted Jul 13, 2007
14
46%

Edmond (2005)

" Is this about the nihilistic plight of the alienated, or just nihilistic? A coal-dark satire, or just needlessly dark? The uncomfortable Edmond asks more questions than it answers."

Posted Jul 6, 2007
15
56%

Shutter (2004)

16
41%

"From beginning to end, it's very, very funny. Watch it. It's great."

Posted Jun 29, 2007
17
49%
18
44%
19
88%

"They do make a comeback of course - almost stronger than ever - in this, the best documentary of the year so far. Intelligent, honest, heartfelt and fascinating."

Posted Jun 29, 2007
20
94%

"Shot-through with emotional intensity, a muscular, brooding direction, and a plot that (just) stays on the right side of ludicrous."

Posted Jun 15, 2007
21
37%
22
70%

"28 Weeks Later takes up where Danny Boyle left off, then continues where the weak-hearted pass out."

Posted May 11, 2007
23
50%

"Certainly food for thought then, just a shame the characters aren't as fully-fleshed."

Posted May 4, 2007
24
30%

Goya's Ghosts (2007)

25
74%
26
85%

27
63%

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

"Not an awful film by any means. But you don't need spidey sense to know this isn't a patch on its prequel."

Posted May 4, 2007
28
82%

Days of Glory (2007)

"It occasionally does drop into wartime cliches of love lost and friends fallen. But the chest-thwack poinancy of those who shed blood and were shamefully shunned drags you through."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
29
11%
30
51%

"Taking on a more European sensibility, Bean seems to have gone back to the drawing board, and come up with gags that were last funny when we were a couple of steps back in the Evolution of Man wallchart."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
31
34%

TMNT (2007)

32
76%

Catch a Fire (2006)

33
60%

300 (2007)

"The hyper-real blue screen and the moral complexity of root veg remains faithful to Miller. But you can't help feeling this could have had more to say about war than "come join the party!"."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
34
70%

Amazing Grace (2007)

35
No Score Yet

"Namastey London doesn't really have anything new to say on an over-worked issue. But it does (mostly) manage to keep away from cringe territory, and even explores some subtle immigration quandaries."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
36
19%

Factory Girl (2007)

"Spoilt, rich, posh, vacuous and fame-obsessed - who better to play Edie Sedgwick? If she's acting or not, Miller is brilliant. Just a shame the film is so shallow too."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
37
57%

Becoming Jane (2007)

38
72%

Inland Empire (2006)

"It's very possibly a work of genius. It could also be the most pretentious pile of garbage ever to make the big screen. But one thing it isn't is unoriginal. If nothing else, the man should be applauded for that."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
39
32%
40
26%

Ghost Rider (2007)

"Cage has to collect Satan's unpaid debts, meaning that he becomes a demon biker with a flaming skull for a head - and that's about it for this one-note film."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
41
No Score Yet
42
69%
43
74%

"Just as two Truman Capote biopics came in subsequent Oscar seasons, so two period films about stage magicians appear with only winter to separate them. And, frankly, The Illusionist has missed a trick."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
44
76%

"The real star is Channing Tatum as the alpha-chimp leader of Dito's pack. The camera doesn't just love him, it wants to marry him, settle down, and have his babies."

Posted Mar 30, 2007
45
87%
46
21%

Outlaw (2007)

47
53%

Sheitan (2006)

"Totally bonkers - but all the more gripping for it."

Posted Feb 23, 2007
48
91%
49
85%

Bamako (2006)

"You can't help thinking that the only people who'd sit through this movie are those already aware of the issues involved."

Posted Feb 23, 2007
50
54%

"165 minutes of my life I will never get back, damn it. This is one shepherd that's lost control of its flock."

Posted Feb 23, 2007