Colin Fitz Lives! (2006)
"Macy as the grumpy security company head and the two mismatched misfits assigned to cemetery duty that he supervises - a reticent health nut and a macho beer guzzling junk food enthusiast - make for a trio radiating goof chemistry galore."
Middle Men (2010)
"Sex, Lies And MasterCard. An irreverent, strictly behind the scenes tabloid peep show about those thankfully unsung guys who perpetrated the online porn revolution, without ever taking their clothes off. "
"A toxic mix of heroism and rebellious raging teen hormones, in a devastating and intoxicating gritty cinematic brew. Not to mention that rare screen species hard to come by in movies, the female workingclass hero challenging entrenched male authority. "
Why Did I Get Married Too (2010)
"Finding this occasionally over the top nasty domestic strife entertaining, depends on whether you have a tendency to put your nosy ears closer to the wall when married neighbors squabble loudly, or would rather cover them up for the annoying duration."
Dinner for Schmucks (2010)
"Carell, who switches it up from The Office's malevolent honcho to mocked nine to five underling, is the occasional best thing going here. Which tends to feature on this particular Moron Who Came To Dinner menu, items of predominantly bad taste. "
Quest for Honor (2010)
"Faraj, who has visited 200 female graves, fought for a law proclaiming that the murder of a woman constitutes 'the killing of a human being.' Though tribal males still covertly carry out honor killings, by hiding the bodies or throwing them off cliffs. "
"There's an irony in Hefner's sex messiah claims as hardly different from regressive harems or Mormon polygamy. Along with that elephant in the room, the Hef-ty wallet financing this sexual trafficking in women, without which none of the rest would exist."
Slingshot (Tirador) (2010)
"America could probably use a good laugh just about now, what with all the problems plaguing this society. But the exploitation of children even if they are actors and the special effects are occasionally awesome, is way beyond just not cool."
Cop Out (2010)
Countdown to Zero (2010)
"Countdown never counts the US, conveniently absent from its global rap sheet of potential warmongers. Especially when scanning the list for any culprit who may have already nuked civilian populations, or who continues to amass the largest world stockpile."
"Eludes deeper and larger questions. Such as lost elections, and their reasoning when God is not on their side. Nor the rising tide of racial and anti-immigrant strife fueling the Tea Party movement, whose unrecognized roots clearly reside in this doc."
Spoken Word (2010)
Life During Wartime (2010)
Spoken Word (2010)
"The big mystery is whether or not Salt is a sleeper commie succumbing to Stockholm Syndrome, or just a peeved wife who can't seem to master the knack of folding sexy dinner napkins to impress her spouse, a specialist in North Korean bugs."
"A what's on your mind invasive sci-fi noir specializing in homo sapien interior decorating, that operates at a level way beyond viewer comprehension. Though this messing with your head nap time thriller boasts intermittent mind bending imagery."
Winnebago Man (2010)
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
"A bracing brew of a supernatural kid flick, stirring in all the dazzling magical ingredients optimum for casting a spell over audiences of all ages. While for a refreshing change, reading minds rather than mindlessly smashing them to bloody bits."
[Rec] 2 (2010)
"Neighbors from hell, quite possibly literally and otherwise. Not to mention Spain's longstanding issues with an intermittently violent government itself into extermination, along with an intrusive and oppressive Catholic Church on the premises."
She's Out of My League (2010)
Please Remove Your Shoes (2010)
The Last Airbender (2010)
"An exotic 3D battle of the boys blockbuster, teeming with dazzling, exotic imagery. Though a bit on the wet side as drenched seafaring adversaries and awful adult role models kept in line by unruly children, collide. I See Damp People."
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
"Appetite here is more for skin than blood, with Cullen and Black stifling their competing libidos for the time being. While trophy teen Bella and her whining codependency issues, trifles with rival vampire and werewolf boy toy objects of postponed desire."
Beautiful Islands (2010)
"A heartbreaking expose' which leaves no doubt that dramatic environmental changes are unfolding at every latitude, whether they be the consequences of human overconsumption of fossil fuels or merely the hand of God."
"A potato, whether metaphorical or not, would have conveyed far more meaning on a dinner plate of the poor, than inside a female orifice. And if the protagonist is meant to be distanced and alienated from history, must the filmmaker do so too."
"A nearly surreal Scandinavian crime thriller with noirish shades of a Stockholm syndrome kicking in, this creepy delight unfolds on the border somewhere between the Nordic boondocks and the Twilight Zone."
I Am Love (2010)
The Ghost Writer (2010)
"An aggressive extreme seductress who is on the brink of nearly raping the gullible Ghost, when cornering him in his tub with an offer of towels to dry his tush, doesn't do the trick in this possibly covert bio."
Brooklyn's Finest (2010)
"Not likely to go over too well with Mayor Bloomberg and his tourism bureau, is this tabloid cinema crooked cop thriller and ghetto housing project horror spree looking worse than an Afghan war zone on a bad day."
Grown Ups (2010)
Grown Ups (2010)
"While the gabby grossout ensemble lounges about providing more mutually supportive laugh tracks than actual laughs, rotund mother-in-law flatulence jokes abound to presumably fill in the creative void, wouldn't you know it."
The Book of Eli (2010)
Jonah Hex (2010)
"Opening the same day as Toy Story 3 and an alternative for those who prefer their movies dark, no sugar, this likewise cowboy fantasy tackled a long taboo subject: The post-traumatic stress link between dirt poor Confederate grunts and Viet vets."
Toy Story 3 (2010)
"Most giggle-inducing are occasional detours into random silliness. Including a supremely vain and possibly duplicitous Ken doll, and a candy vending machine as a cover for an internal gambling den, where incorrigible toys play with your deposited money."
Wah Do Dem (2010)
The Killer Inside Me (2010)
"As much The Kisser Inside Me as anything else, the film endlessly alternates between redneck raw sex involving well, bible belts as erotic female necktie foreplay, and elaborate slaughter. And a torture porn carnage inflicted on oddly forgiving females."
Reel Injun (2010)
The A-Team (2010)
"A boobs 'n biceps fluffy espionage burb romance, helped in no small part by a host of unlikely everyday unneighborly assassins. Though a homicidal Kutcher, recently caught with his pants down as a conniving baby-faced gigolo in Spread, is another matter."
Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work (2010)
The Last Station (2010)
"Plummer as the alleged Tolstoy in question, is a grumpy elder aristocrat presiding over a kinky retro-hippie spiritual commune, where worshipful 19th century Russian groupies of the carnal variety frolic free love style in the Eastern European wilderness."
Remember Me (2010)
"Pattinson divides his time between get-even mating, wall sex and addressing grade school bullying by terrorizing a classroom full of mean girls while tossing their desks around. Which comes off as even scarier than his obsession around sucking necks."
La Nana (The Maid) (2009)
"Is this two-dimensional, emotionally stunted and alienated character truly so lacking in any complexity, fascinating personal and cultural history of her own, or inner life? It seems so, until the workingclass can make their own movies about themselves."
The Lottery (2010)