"Tsutomu Mizushima's follow-up to his own series is extremely flat, uninspiring, and tiresome in the writing and execution departments. Girls und Panzer der Film is as empty and lifeless as a rusted out tank with no crew or ammunition."
"Fantastic Beasts leaps into ludicrous territory without regret far too often. Its formulaic and ridiculous display tarnishes a fifteen year old franchise that leaves you with the question, "Is J.K. Rowling just milking it?""
The Edge of Seventeen (2016)
"Its approach is often amusing and even easy to relate to from time to time and the performances from the entire cast are comedically and emotionally rewarding, but the central character gets on your last nerve and nearly ruins a pleasurable experience. "
"Its visuals are remarkable and its storyline is so beautifully structured. Arrival is one of the most extraordinary, breathtaking, and thought provoking films of the year. This is what science fiction is supposed to be. "
Doctor Strange (2016)
"Visually, this is a hallucinatory wet dream. However, like the character in the film, Doctor Strange offers a spellbinding exploration of what lies beyond the stars yet lacks the proper mastery of the mystical concepts it introduces. "
The Vessel (2016)
"Even with Martin Sheen's impressive Chris Cringle facial hair, The Vessel annoys and irritates more than anything else. The film may be alluring to look at, but it's absolutely torturous to endure and practically unbearable to watch."
"Miss Hokusai bleeds style and grace from every frame to the extent that you can almost smell the ink as it's pressed to a paper canvas. For the imaginative and the admirers of the fantastical, this film is purely and spectacularly a work of art. "
Keeping Up With The Joneses (2016)
"The cast is talented and the concept has potential, but Keeping Up with the Joneses chooses the painfully unamusing, preposterously ludicrous, and tragically annoying route and it's a more devastating and torturous experience because of it. "
"Shin Godzilla is a lot of fun if you can focus solely on the monster mayhem. Any sequence involving Godzilla is like a highlight reel of destructive bliss. Shin Godzilla leaves you anticipating where Toho will take this new Godzilla next. "
Phantom of the Theatre (2016)
"Brief moments of greatness ruined by the overwhelming downpour of mediocrity you're forced to conquer just to reach the film's meaningless finale., but Phantom of the Theatre does leave you with the question of, "Do ghost farts smell like garlic?" "
The Birth of a Nation (2016)
"The Birth of a Nation is a solid first directorial effort from Nate Parker, but the presentation of Nat Turner's story falters often enough to keep a good film from being a great and memorable cinematic experience."
Deepwater Horizon (2016)
"Deepwater Horizon makes full use of the disaster film formula and its exciting sequences will effectively please the average moviegoer. The bravery of the crew unleashes a tender quality that latches onto every sympathetic fiber in your body. "
Operation Mekong (2016)
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
The Transformers - The Movie (1986)
"The Transformers: The Movie has never looked or sounded better (referring to the 30th anniversary edition) and the new bonus features are captivating and amusing. Now if we could just get a similar treatment for G.I. Joe: The Movie..."
Blair Witch (2016)
"Just as pointless, forgettable, and motion-sickness-inducing as the original. At least Blair Witch has the decency to shove its characters into the corner when they misbehave. All that's missing is the dunce cap that each of them deserves. "
"Morgan is the pistol whipping, flesh eating, test tube baby of this sloppy scientific experiment that combines elements from Vincenzo Natali's Splice and last year's Academy Award winning Ex Machina. "
The Bodyguard (2016)
"This clunky hour and a half is overloaded with melodrama, poor attempts at comedy, and lackluster fight scenes that would get the Nicolas Cage stamp of approval. The Bodyguard is majorly disappointing and Sammo Hung should be ashamed of himself. "
Don't Breathe (2016)
"Jane Levy delivers an emotionally exhausting performance while this chillingly hair-rising spotlight shines down on Stephen Lang. Don't Breathe is a fiercely brutal plunge down the rabbit hole. Home invasion films won't see it coming. "
Mechanic: Resurrection (2016)
Tunnel (Teoneol) (2016)
"The Tiger is beautifully shot with an exceptional performance from the impeccable Choi Min-sik. Director Park Hoon-jung has masterfully crafted a face-off between two formidable opponents with a heartfelt history that digs deep. "
Suicide Squad (2016)
"Suicide Squad had the potential to be an awesome superhero summer blockbuster, but feels more like a rushed unification of underwhelming action, a disappointing story, and stale character development. "
Batman: The Killing Joke (2016)
Kill Zone 2 (Saat po long 2) (2016)
The Neon Demon (2016)
When Bette Met Mae (2015)
Nicholas and Alexandra (1971)
In Cold Blood (1967)
True Grit (1969)
Art Bastard (2016)
The Legend of Tarzan (2016)
Fathers And Daughters (2016)
The BFG (2016)
The Purge: Election Year (2016)
Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016)
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
The Phenom (2016)
The Neon Demon (2016)
The Shallows (2016)
Free State of Jones (2016)
Central Intelligence (2016)
"Duncan Jones has helped mold a visually attractive, one-dimensional, overstuffed, and rambling mess of a film. You're shown this fantastical world in Warcraft, but you feel and remember nothing once it's over. "
"In the same comedic vein as Death Becomes Her, Therapy for a Vampire is a lighthearted affair that frolics between the horror and comedy genres and proudly utilizes campy behavior and ridiculous humor in a way Sam Raimi would be proud of. "
Finding Dory (2016)
Careful What You Wish For (2016)
Destination Planet Negro (2013)