fantastiqueZINE

fantastiqueZINE is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): James O'Ehley
Rating Title/Year Author
Clash of the Titans (2010) James O'Ehley What this remake needs is some gratuitous nudity to distract audiences from the lousy special effects, a bit like in the, um, original movie . . . EDIT
Posted Apr 16, 2010
Shutter Island (2010) James O'Ehley They don't call him Martin Scorsese for nothing you know! EDIT
Posted Mar 25, 2010
The Wolfman (2010) James O'Ehley A bad idea from the start. EDIT
Posted Feb 16, 2010
9 (2009) James O'Ehley This movie is what would happen if the folks at Pixar were manic depressives . . . EDIT
Posted Jan 4, 2010
Sherlock Holmes (2009) James O'Ehley This new Sherlock Holmes movie asks the question, "What if Sherlock Holmes belonged to Fight Club?" EDIT
Posted Jan 4, 2010
Where the Wild Things Are (2009) James O'Ehley Bring the Prozac . . . EDIT
Posted Dec 29, 2009
Planet 51 (2009) James O'Ehley Nothing really gels and Planet 51 just comes across as shrill, rushed and unfunny. EDIT
Posted Dec 15, 2009
Paranormal Activity (2007) James O'Ehley Paranormal Activity boasts some scary moments, sure, but the movie cannot live up to its own hype . . . EDIT
Posted Dec 15, 2009
2012 (2009) James O'Ehley there is a misanthropic rush to be had from watching all those cities getting destroyed real good. EDIT
Posted Dec 7, 2009
Zombieland (2009) James O'Ehley Recommended zom com. You'll never look at cardiovascular workouts in the same way again! EDIT
Posted Nov 24, 2009
Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins (2009) James O'Ehley What a steaming pile of Scooby-Poo. EDIT
Posted Nov 17, 2009
Surrogates (2009) James O'Ehley The end result is somewhat underwhelming. It's more of a novella than a novel, and hardly the science fiction action blockbuster audiences were expecting. EDIT
Posted Nov 17, 2009
Terminator Salvation (2009) James O'Ehley An at times directionless plot and some one-dimensional characters (one actress is simply around to appear pregnant it seems), but loads of action and loud explosions. You weren't expecting more than that, were you? EDIT
Posted Nov 14, 2009
Aliens in the Attic (2009) James O'Ehley Disliking Aliens in the Attic because it is so blatantly aimed at kids is like disliking the desert for having no water in it . . . EDIT
Posted Nov 14, 2009
Up (2009) James O'Ehley Maybe movies are getting worse or maybe Pixar is getting better or maybe it's a combination of the two - but Up is one of the year's best. EDIT
Posted Nov 14, 2009
Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) James O'Ehley This new Christmas Carol starring Jim Carrey will scare the bejesus out of small children! EDIT
Posted Nov 2, 2009
Gamer (2009) James O'Ehley Gamer feels like a video cheapie that just time warped in from the 1990s . . . EDIT
Posted Nov 2, 2009
Jennifer's Body (2009) James O'Ehley We've seen episodes of Supernatural that are scarier and funnier - plus Megan Fox has a "no nudity" clause in her contract! EDIT
Posted Oct 21, 2009
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (2009) James O'Ehley An original and highly recommended outing for animation fans. Dads can even take their kids... EDIT
Posted Oct 19, 2009
Blood: The Last Vampire (2008) James O'Ehley Feels like one of those Underworld sequels, but with a samurai-wielding Japanese schoolgirl instead of the tight leather outfits . . . EDIT
Posted Oct 14, 2009