Clash of the Titans (2010)
"What this remake needs is some gratuitous nudity to distract audiences from the lousy special effects, a bit like in the, um, original movie . . ."
Shutter Island (2010)
"They don't call him Martin Scorsese for nothing you know!"
The Wolfman (2010)
"A bad idea from the start."
"This movie is what would happen if the folks at Pixar were manic depressives . . ."
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
"This new Sherlock Holmes movie asks the question, "What if Sherlock Holmes belonged to Fight Club?""
Where the Wild Things Are (2009)
"Bring the Prozac . . ."
Planet 51 (2009)
"Nothing really gels and Planet 51 just comes across as shrill, rushed and unfunny."
Paranormal Activity (2009)
"Paranormal Activity boasts some scary moments, sure, but the movie cannot live up to its own hype . . ."
"there is a misanthropic rush to be had from watching all those cities getting destroyed real good."
"Recommended zom com. You'll never look at cardiovascular workouts in the same way again!"
"What a steaming pile of Scooby-Poo."
"The end result is somewhat underwhelming. It's more of a novella than a novel, and hardly the science fiction action blockbuster audiences were expecting."
Terminator Salvation (2009)
"An at times directionless plot and some one-dimensional characters (one actress is simply around to appear pregnant it seems), but loads of action and loud explosions. You weren't expecting more than that, were you?"
Aliens in the Attic (2009)
"Disliking Aliens in the Attic because it is so blatantly aimed at kids is like disliking the desert for having no water in it . . ."
"Maybe movies are getting worse or maybe Pixar is getting better or maybe it's a combination of the two - but Up is one of the year's best."
Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)
"This new Christmas Carol starring Jim Carrey will scare the bejesus out of small children!"
"Gamer feels like a video cheapie that just time warped in from the 1990s . . ."
Jennifer's Body (2009)
"We've seen episodes of Supernatural that are scarier and funnier - plus Megan Fox has a "no nudity" clause in her contract!"
"An original and highly recommended outing for animation fans. Dads can even take their kids..."
Blood: The Last Vampire (2009)
"Feels like one of those Underworld sequels, but with a samurai-wielding Japanese schoolgirl instead of the tight leather outfits . . ."