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Juicy Cerebellum

Juicy Cerebellum is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Alex Sandell
Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
3/5
Really cheap horror. Schlocky and fun.
Posted Jul 30, 2003
2
1/5
It's bad, even by 80's standards.
Posted Jul 30, 2003
3
3/5
A guy in a monster suit destroys stuff. Fun!
Posted Jul 30, 2003
4
0/5
Bad, bad sequel to surprisingly good cult film.
Posted Jul 30, 2003
5
2/5
An okay romantic comedy. A bit on the slow side.
Posted Jul 30, 2003
6
2/5
Flatliners (1990)
Potential is never fully explored.
Posted Jul 30, 2003
7
3/5
It's a guy in a monster suit. Gotta love it!
Posted Jul 30, 2003
8
0/5
Like almost all of Seagal's pictures -- it's horrid.
Posted Jul 30, 2003
9
5/5
A masterpiece of justice and the injustice it hides.
Posted Jul 30, 2003
10
6/10
11
3/5
First Blood (1982)
A thriller that's actually thrilling. The only Rambo worth watching.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
12
1/5
13 Ghosts (1960)
Too bad the ghost goggles didn't blind you from this horrid film.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
13
1/5
Firestarter (1984)
Bad movie. Bad career move. Bad in all respects.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
14
5/5
No need to say that this film is a classic.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
15
2/5
I loved this as a kid. It didn't hold up well, once I grew up.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
16
3/5
Get Shorty (1995)
Not a bad Pulp Fiction rehash.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
17
2/5
Dumbed down debate on the death penalty.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
18
8/10
Seabiscuit (2003)
19
1/5
Honey, this series is starting to suck!
Posted Jul 23, 2003
20
3/5
Cry-Baby (1990)
Waters goes mainstream. Johnny proves he has depth.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
21
1/5
Too bad audiences didn't.
Posted Jul 23, 2003
22
3/5
Serial Mom (1994)
It's like I hate it, but I can't stop watching!
Posted Jul 23, 2003
23
6/10
24
5/5
Bambi (1942)
It still brings tears to my eyes. Disney at its finest.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
25
3/5
The Crucible (1996)
Worth watching. Good message. Not such a good film.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
26
4/5
Beautiful technicolor film, with a slow-moving, but intriguing plot.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
27
2/5
Mother (1996)
Brooks has always been a second-rate Woody Allen to me. This is a second-rate Brooks' film.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
28
2/5
Otherwise known as, 'when Schumacher goes and wrecks a good thing.'
Posted Jul 16, 2003
29
0/5
Ghoulies II (1988)
One of the hardest times I've had getting through a film. It's horrible.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
30
1/5
Rotten revenge flick. Avoid.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
31
1/5
Bad 'Indiana Jones' wanna-be based on the role-model for Indiana Jones.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
32
2/5
Another 1980's sex comedy. It gets old before it gets over.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
33
2/5
Somehow I can't hate this. Then again, I can't really like it, either.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
34
3/5
As far as unnecessary remakes go, this one isn't bad.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
35
3/5
The Good Son (1993)
Not a good movie, but a creepy performance by Culkin rescues it.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
36
3/5
Garner and Lemmon's chemistry save the film.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
37
2/5
Overrated gross-out film. Never too gross, and never too funny.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
38
1/5
Russkies (1987)
I just have a vague sense of hating it.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
39
4/5
Hamlet (1990)
Zeffirelli does an excellent job at juggling with updating Hamlet, while staying close to the classic play.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
40
0/5
Worse than 'Sweatin' to the Oldies.' This movie is torturous.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
41
5/5
Stage Door (1937)
Amazing cast, wonderful script, comedy and tragedy. A classic film.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
42
2/5
Probably the worst of the Critters series (and that's saying something).
Posted Jul 16, 2003
43
4/5
Lumet pulls off an incredible adaptation of a marvelous book.
Posted Jul 16, 2003
44
7/10
Bad Boys II (2003)
45
4/10
46
2/5
Wolf (1994)
Never succeeds in recreating the classics.
Posted Jul 1, 2003
47
4/10
48
9/10
49
0/5
Blue Thunder (1983)
So bad it must be a Badham picture.
Posted Jun 25, 2003
50
5/5
The acting is as good as it gets. A wonderful film!
Posted Jun 25, 2003