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Juicy Cerebellum

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Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
0/5
Sliver (1993)
Horrible.
Posted Jun 9, 2004
2
3/5
The Crow (1994)
Lee's death gives the film an eerie feel it never earns.
Posted Jun 9, 2004
3
7/10
4
3/5
Mildly entertaining. Is never as erotic as it thinks it is.
Posted Jun 7, 2004
5
2/5
Love Affair (1994)
So sad this is Hepburn's last performance.
Posted Jun 7, 2004
6
3/5
Citizen Ruth (1996)
Payne didn't hit his stride until Election, but this is a good film.
Posted Jun 7, 2004
7
6/10
Reunion (2002)
8
9/10
Happy Hour (2004)
9
3/5
Sort of fun campy drive-in flick.
Posted May 28, 2004
10
0/5
Octopus (2000)
Horrible. Rotten. A waste of time.
Posted May 28, 2004
11
3/5
As far as sequels to mediocre movies go, this one's okay.
Posted May 28, 2004
12
3/5
Good, but not the classic some make it out to be.
Posted May 28, 2004
13
0/5
An absolute piece of terminal trash.
Posted May 28, 2004
14
2/5
Slightly enjoyable waste of time.
Posted May 28, 2004
15
1/5
Good concept. Horrible movie.
Posted May 28, 2004
16
8/10
17
1/5
Red Heat (1988)
This thing was a dud in the 80s. That's saying something.
Posted May 27, 2004
18
2/10
19
1/5
John Carpenter's return to horror fizzles.
Posted May 19, 2004
20
0/5
Absolutely pointless sequel without an ounce of creativity.
Posted May 19, 2004
21
7/10
Shrek 2 (2004)
22
5/10
Troy (2004)
23
2/5
Wouldn't it be nice if the Brave Little Toaster retired?
Posted May 5, 2004
24
4/10
Van Helsing (2004)
25
4/5
Mary Poppins (1964)
A lot of fun -- for kids and adults, alike.
Posted Apr 20, 2004
26
3/5
Radio Flyer (1992)
A bittersweet and underrated drama.
Posted Apr 20, 2004
27
2/5
Quote not available.
Posted Apr 20, 2004
28
7/10
29
1/5
Isn't there a 12 step thing Disney could attend for trash like this?
Posted Apr 14, 2004
30
6/10
31
3/5
Not bad. Pretty intense ending.
Posted Apr 9, 2004
32
6/10
33
3/5
Slow-moving but gently engrossing.
Posted Mar 17, 2004
34
9/10
35
5/5
Incredibly moving. The ultimate tear-jerker.
Posted Mar 12, 2004
36
0/5
Possibly the most 'unfunny' movie ever made.
Posted Mar 12, 2004
37
2/5
The Doors (1991)
Worth watching for Val Kilmer's excellent performance.
Posted Mar 12, 2004
38
9/10
39
8/10
40
3/10
41
2/5
Not Woody's worse, but it's nothing to write Hall about.
Posted Feb 8, 2004
42
3/5
Not really that funny, but has a nice feel to it.
Posted Feb 8, 2004
43
2/5
The worst of the series, but Burns still entertains.
Posted Feb 2, 2004
44
5/10
Miracle (2004)
45
7/10
Thirteen (2003)
Teens aren't just manipulative tyrants. Only the teens in Thirteen are. Thanks to Catherine Hardwicke's direction, Thirteen moves at the pace of adolescence.
Posted Jan 30, 2004
46
0/5
Hideous.
Posted Jan 24, 2004
47
3/5
Bittersweet, considering the fate of Phoenix.
Posted Jan 24, 2004
48
3/5
Somehow makes the story of orphaned geese entertaining.
Posted Jan 24, 2004
49
3/5
Not as good a smoke as the first, but worth a puff.
Posted Jan 24, 2004
50
5/10
The Cooler (2003)