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Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
1.5/4
In not one but two scenes we are asked to laugh because the actors have inserted objects into their nostrils. Request denied.
Posted Apr 22, 2005
2
3/4
The story is fascinating, infuriating and even laugh-out-loud funny at times.
Posted Apr 22, 2005
3
2.5/4
The story eventually spirals out of control -- there's much too much happening.
Posted Apr 22, 2005
4
1.5/4
Madison (2005)
Madison brings us the news that miracles really can happen, and an apparent case of divine intervention is the only reason this artifact is being dumped into theaters.
Posted Apr 22, 2005
5
1/4
6
2.5/4
Fairly decent entertainment.
Posted Apr 22, 2005
7
2/4
One Missed Call is a mess.
Posted Apr 22, 2005
8
3/4
Director-writer Jang Jun-hwan starts things off with a bang and never looks back.
Posted Apr 20, 2005
9
3/4
It's hard not to like a movie in which the leader of the zombies uses a decapitated head as a hand puppet.
Posted Apr 20, 2005
10
1.5/4
House of D (2004)
Duchovny's evil alien twin (perhaps the same one who chose roles in Return to Me and Connie and Carla) must have written the schmaltzy, wildly improbable script.
Posted Apr 15, 2005
11
3/4
Torremolinos 73 is a positively groovy reflection of an era - and the excellent Camera suggests at times he could become another Peter Sellers.
Posted Apr 15, 2005
12
3/4
A well-made and heart-rending Italian Schindler's List.
Posted Apr 15, 2005
13
3/4
Has the same propulsive, punk-rock vibe as Trainspotting and 24 Hour Party People.
Posted Apr 15, 2005
14
3/4
A documentary chronicle of the 2001 Kumbh Mela, a sort of spiritual Woodstock held every 12 years near Allahabad, India.
Posted Apr 15, 2005
15
0/4
Shoddily made, boring and, most shockingly, without a single decent scare.
Posted Apr 15, 2005
16
3/4
Raging Dove (2005)
[A] moving documentary.
Posted Apr 13, 2005
17
3/4
15 (2004)
15 isn't easy to sit through, but there are ample rewards.
Posted Apr 13, 2005
18
3/4
You may call the film blingsploitation but its fun-loving hoodlums know who's fooling whom.
Posted Apr 13, 2005
19
3.5/4
Palindromes (2004)
[Solondz] is a blazing original (despite his bland settings), he has a carefully considered point (despairing as it is) and he never denies humanity to even stupid or despicable characters.
Posted Apr 13, 2005
20
2.5/4
Quote not available.
Posted Apr 9, 2005
21
3.5/4
Quote not available.
Posted Apr 9, 2005
22
2.5/4
There's little you haven't seen in any number of French flicks, but then, most of them didn't have Gainsbourg.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
23
3.5/4
Friend (2005)
A chilling, tense mystery.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
24
3/4
Will disgust many (probably most) viewers as it cements Moodysson's reputation as one of today's most daring filmmakers.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
25
1/4
Eros (2004)
A flaccidly pretentious and snooze-inducing trilogy of allegedly racy tales.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
26
2/4
Eating Out (2004)
May be predictable and silly, but it's never dull.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
27
3/4
28
3/4
Winter Solstice is a well-built machine that dunks you into a big warm vat of sadness.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
29
3.5/4
Kung Fu Hustle is an absolute hoot.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
30
2/4
Sahara (2005)
The one-liners, mostly bland, are used so liberally that they water down the action.
Posted Apr 8, 2005
31
2/4
Fever Pitch (2005)
32
3/4
[A] wonderfully quirky love story.
Posted Apr 6, 2005
33
3/4
34
0/4
Infuriating, but not for the reason filmmakers want it to be.
Posted Apr 6, 2005
35
1/4
Girl Play (2004)
Exactly why we should care about these narcissists is a mystery.
Posted Apr 1, 2005
36
3/4
There is exhilarating footage from more than 50 cameras, many in the vehicles.
Posted Apr 1, 2005
37
1.5/4
Kontroll calls itself a thriller, and you will agree if you are excited by scenes of bored inspectors arguing with sullen straphangers.
Posted Apr 1, 2005
38
3.5/4
Dot the I (2003)
It's a hugely entertaining thriller disguised as a chick flick.
Posted Apr 1, 2005
39
3/4
Sin City (2005)
Unlike anything you've ever seen before.
Posted Apr 1, 2005
40
2/4
Sometimes beautiful to look at but ultimately too poetic for its own good.
Posted Mar 30, 2005
41
2.5/4
Beauty Shop (2005)
There is much to enjoy in the struggles and triumphs of Latifah's Gina Morris.
Posted Mar 30, 2005
42
4/4
Oldboy (2005)
An adrenalin rush that will keep you buzzing for days.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
43
0/4
Nowhere Man (2005)
Dreadful acting, direction and script.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
44
2/4
Director/writer Savi Gabizon has a great idea. But he ruins it by devoting too much time to colorful but unnecessary characters.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
45
2.5/4
Naked Fame (2005)
This is ultimately a sunny movie full of likable characters.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
46
2/4
Unfortunately, the filmmakers let the ladies prattle on too long about issues that would only matter to the most rabid wrestling aficionados.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
47
2.5/4
D.E.B.S. (2004)
Most of the second half is taken up by the surprisingly sticky, amateurishly acted love story about desperate lovers on opposite sides of the law, and there are long stretches without laughs.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
48
2.5/4
When Daniel Day-Lewis sprays lead in his new film, though, we're supposed to consider him a misunderstood romantic, a crusading outlaw. Bob Dylan keeps popping up on the soundtrack to make sure you get the point.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
49
1.5/4
Guess Who (2005)
Guess Who uses two-fifths of the title and gives us one-tenth the entertainment value.
Posted Mar 25, 2005
50
2/4
Mildly amusing, but hardly fabulous and awfully long.
Posted Mar 24, 2005