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Rating
Title/Year
Author
1
1/4
Elektra (2005)
2
1/4
White Noise (2005)
Silly and unscary.
Posted Jan 7, 2005
3
2/4
You might say it's a case of too many ingredients spoiling the meal.
Posted Jan 7, 2005
4
0/4
Aspires to be a highly stylized exploration of the mind of a serial killer, but it's nothing more than a gory, bloodsoaked snuff film, reveling in its own shock value as women are stabbed, strangled, raped and mutilated.
Posted Jan 7, 2005
5
3/4
Quote not available.
Posted Jan 1, 2005
6
3/4
Features Sean Penn in a mesmerizing portrayal.
Posted Dec 30, 2004
7
1.5/4
Endless and pretentious.
Posted Dec 29, 2004
8
2/4
An uneasy blend of tragedy, comedy and anti-Semitism.
Posted Dec 29, 2004
9
3/4
Consistently funny.
Posted Dec 29, 2004
10
3.5/4
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Don Cheadle takes his rightful place among America's greatest actors in Hotel Rwanda.
Posted Dec 27, 2004
11
3/4
Amelio deals with the sensitive subject in a mature matter, refusing to descend into Hollywood-style schmaltz.
Posted Dec 27, 2004
12
1/4
Fat Albert (2004)
A 10-minute cartoon expanded into an especially long and deadly after-school special.
Posted Dec 24, 2004
13
3.5/4
The Woodsman (2004)
Given its genuinely disturbing subject matter, The Woodsman isn't what you would call a crowd pleaser, but it's definitely a work of art.
Posted Dec 24, 2004
14
2/4
A sloppy and not-funny- enough sequel to Meet the Parents.
Posted Dec 22, 2004
15
1/4
The falling chandelier, the signature moment of Phantom, has been moved from the end of the first act to the climax of the movie -- by which point non-devotees may need to be roused from their sleep by their companions.
Posted Dec 22, 2004
16
3/4
Using Darger's own drawings (some of them animated by the filmmakers) and words, as well as interviews with the few people who came in contact with him, Yu presents a compelling, somewhat disturbing portrait of the artist.
Posted Dec 22, 2004
17
1.5/4
Quote not available.
Posted Dec 20, 2004
18
2.5/4
A lavishly mounted blockbuster that has little personality of its own except on a purely visual level.
Posted Dec 20, 2004
19
2/4
The wonderful character actors in the original ... are succeeded by a fairly anonymous bunch.
Posted Dec 20, 2004
20
2.5/4
The film is based on a true story, but that doesn't stop Amenabar from inventing certain characters and incidents to further his tearjerker agenda -- and court Oscar voters, who love this kind of high-toned schmaltz.
Posted Dec 17, 2004
21
2/4
Follows the formula long ago established for movies of this ilk: the Big Crisis, followed by the Big Revelation, followed by the Big Showdown, followed by the Happy Ending.
Posted Dec 17, 2004
22
3/4
The Aviator (2004)
The movie equivalent of a lavish coffee-table book, a love letter to the Golden Age of Hollywood from one of its foremost students.
Posted Dec 17, 2004
23
1.5/4
Seems to be telling us a lot more about its star and director, Kevin Spacey, than its ostensible subject, Bobby Darin.
Posted Dec 17, 2004
24
2/4
Spanglish (2004)
There is no shortage of zingers (mostly delivered by Evelyn), but the film lacks credibility.
Posted Dec 17, 2004
25
4/4
26
3/4
Santa Smokes (2002)
Who says you need a big crew and tons of money to make an enjoyable movie?
Posted Dec 15, 2004
27
3/4
Closer (2004)
Impeccably acted and directed -- but quite icy.
Posted Dec 11, 2004
28
3/4
The freeze-frame finale is a stunner.
Posted Dec 10, 2004
29
2/4
An old-fashioned soaper that will please or not, depending on a viewer's tolerance for schmaltz.
Posted Dec 10, 2004
30
1/4
Save your money and rent one of those old Hudson-Doris Day comedies instead.
Posted Dec 10, 2004
31
3/4
Dolls (2002)
Lush and poetic, Dolls proves once again that Kitano is one of the world's most original filmmakers.
Posted Dec 10, 2004
32
3/4
This slickly entertaining sequel is all about savoring eye candy.
Posted Dec 10, 2004
33
3/4
34
3/4
Kauffman and Briski -- the kids called her Zana Auntie -- avoid the temptation to sentimentalize their subjects.
Posted Dec 8, 2004
35
1/4
36
1/4
A hokey soap opera set against the backdrop of the Holocaust.
Posted Dec 6, 2004
37
4/4
An absolute must-see.
Posted Dec 3, 2004
38
3/4
Inventive and bold.
Posted Dec 3, 2004
39
3/4
Vikram Jayanti's solid documentary is still fairly suspenseful.
Posted Dec 3, 2004
40
3.5/4
The sweet script, crisp direction and a delightful performance by Leila Hatami, as the sad-eyed wife, should put Deserted Station on your must-see list.
Posted Dec 3, 2004
41
2/4
While the subject of enforced priestly celibacy is important, here it is dealt with in a workman-like manner lacking vibrancy.
Posted Dec 3, 2004
42
2.5/4
Charming if slight.
Posted Dec 3, 2004
43
2.5/4
AmnesiA (2004)
While this twisty thriller sometimes borders on the pretentious, it's an auspicious debut by writer-director Martin Koolhoven.
Posted Dec 2, 2004
44
3/4
Uses rare news footage and exclusive interviews to illuminate one of the biggest stories of the 1970s.
Posted Nov 29, 2004
45
3/4
Throughout, Zhang emotes like Bette Davis.
Posted Nov 26, 2004
46
1.5/4
Easy (2004)
There's much too much going on here, enough for an entire season of a TV sitcom, which Easy should have been in the first place.
Posted Nov 26, 2004
47
3/4
The novelty of the setting and the Hollywood-style lavishness of the production go a long way toward justifying sitting through this very long movie.
Posted Nov 26, 2004
48
3/4
[Jean-Luc Godard] may be nearly 74, but this three-part meditation, inspired by Dante's Inferno, is the work of someone with fresh, young ideas.
Posted Nov 24, 2004
49
1/4
A loud, coarse and witless family comedy.
Posted Nov 24, 2004
50
1.5/4
Alexander (2004)
As huge a travesty and a bore as 1956's Alexander the Great, in which Richard Burton looked equally uncomfortable as a blond.
Posted Nov 24, 2004