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KUTV-TV is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Tony Toscano
Rating Title/Year Author
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) Tony Toscano Well worth seeing. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Beach (2000) Tony Toscano Worth spending a little time on. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Cradle Will Rock (1999) Tony Toscano The direction of the film is so slow that I got carpal tunnel syndrome from raising my hand so often to check the time. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The World Is Not Enough (1999) Tony Toscano The film goes flat quicker than an inflatable Wal-Mart pool toy. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Anna and the King (1999) Tony Toscano The film has an epic quality about it that I haven't seen in while. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Bachelor (1999) Tony Toscano From the moment the credits roll to the 'I could see this ending coming from space' finale, you'll wish you were somewhere else less painful, like perhaps getting your gums scraped by an aluminum hand shovel. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Ride With the Devil (1999) Tony Toscano The script is as flat as a Kansas cornfield with characters that are as memorable as well... a Kansas cornfield. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Stuart Little (1999) Tony Toscano The story lines are simple, well paced and humorous. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Bicentennial Man (1999) Tony Toscano Like crossing the Sahara to get to the water, this film has a lot of dry spells and the prize may not be worth the trip. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Being John Malkovich (1999) Tony Toscano Uniquely twisted and darkly funny. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Snow Falling on Cedars (1999) Tony Toscano As stimulating as watching snow falling on cedars. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc (1999) Tony Toscano With battle scenes that are obscenely gruesome and pacing that is too slow, the film lumbers along like a Buick in the mud. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) Tony Toscano I will say this, there are parts of the film that are funny, disturbingly funny but not enough to bail the film out of the watery grave its heading for. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
End of Days (1999) Tony Toscano I don't know who grimaced in pain more during the film, Arnold Schwarzenegger or me. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Insider (1999) Tony Toscano The Insider will take its place among the best of the 'based on a true story' films. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Pokémon: The First Movie (1999) Tony Toscano The film moves along slower than a snail going uphill after taking seconal. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Music of the Heart (1999) Tony Toscano Meryl Streep takes what could have been a one-dimensional character and elevates her above soap opera status and makes her interesting and appealing. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Girl, Interrupted (1999) Tony Toscano Nonchalant where it should be compelling. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Green Mile (1999) Tony Toscano Inspired filmmaking! EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Tigger Movie (2000) Tony Toscano A touching and well-written film enjoyable for all ages. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Bone Collector (1999) Tony Toscano Script full of plotholes so large they have their own zip codes. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Snow Day (2000) Tony Toscano Given the choice of seeing this movie again or eating the yellow snow . . . pass the catsup. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Hanging Up (2000) Tony Toscano Annoying and a complete waste of time. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
Sleepy Hollow (1999) Tony Toscano Bloody fun. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Cider House Rules (1999) Tony Toscano A warm and witty film. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000