Conceited Critic

Conceited Critic is not a Tomatometer-approved publication. Reviews from this publication only count toward the Tomatometer when written by the following Tomatometer-approved critic(s): Shay Casey
Rating Title/Year Author
5/10 The 13th Warrior (1999) Shay Casey It's not a good sign when what the filmmakers seemingly intended to be a straightforward action film leaves the viewers saying, 'Huh?' EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
4/10 8MM (1999) Shay Casey Disintegrates into a horribly cliched mess. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 The Art of War (2000) Shay Casey The writers haven't a clue how to properly construct an action film. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 Black and White (1999) Shay Casey Toback's terribly ham-fisted preaching grows old quickly. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 Bring It On (2000) Shay Casey The film earns a lot of good will because of its enthusiastic cast, impressive choreography, and remarkably fast pace. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 The Cell (2000) Shay Casey By the end, we're not a whole lot closer to understanding Stargher than we were at the beginning of the film. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 Coyote Ugly (2000) Shay Casey Jerry Bruckheimer will prudishly remind us that enjoying this stuff -- the very stuff that puts cash in his wallet -- is a very bad, bad thing. Give me a break. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1/4 Loser (2000) Shay Casey A shockingly awful movie. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) Shay Casey Jokes that are funny the first time are repeated over and over, well past the point where they stop being funny, and far into the realm of annoyance. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 The Patriot (2000) Shay Casey If I'd known there was going to be this much gagging sentimentality, I'd have brought a vomit bag. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2.5/4 The Replacements (2000) Shay Casey It's almost entirely indistinguishable from every other sports movie ever made. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 Scary Movie (2000) Shay Casey What's not funny is having these jokes pounded into our skulls for a full 90 minutes without anything creative ever done with them. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 She's All That (1999) Shay Casey Every early attempt at proving this won't be a standard teen flick is eventually negated by a cop-out later on in the film. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3/4 Space Cowboys (2000) Shay Casey This movie delivers the goods and gets out of the way. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
2/4 The Way of the Gun (2000) Shay Casey Ambles on with a lot of perfectly good individual scenes but no real point. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
1.5/4 What Lies Beneath (2000) Shay Casey You'll never convince me that of all the possible ways to wrap up this meandering, twisty story, the best they could come up with was that. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000
3.5/4 X-Men (2000) Shay Casey It doesn't disappoint the fanboys by dumbing things down for the mass audience, but it doesn't keep its distance either. EDIT
Posted Jan 1, 2000