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Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)

Two and a Half Men (2003 - 2015)






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Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship. Walden Schmidt is a lovelorn Internet billionaire with an innocence born out of his lifelong dependence on others to take care of him. After a failed attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out, a suicidal Walden stumbles into a Malibu beach house, where tightly-wound, twice-divorced chiropractor Alan Harper and his underachieving teenage son, Jake, had been living with Alan's now-deceased brother for the past eight years. With no place to go, Walden buys the house and invites Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his narcissistic, emotionally toxic mother, Evelyn. Walden asks Berta, a domineering, unapologetically blue-collar housekeeper who has been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan unexpectedly finds himself mentoring Walden, who has severely limited dating experience. While Walden, Alan and Jake adjust to their new living arrangement, they create a surrogate family unit that promises to make each a better man.


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2014, CBS, 15 episodes

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2013, CBS, 22 episodes

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2012, CBS, 23 episodes

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2011, CBS, 24 episodes

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2010, CBS, 16 episodes

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2009, CBS, 22 episodes

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2008, CBS, 24 episodes

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2007, CBS, 19 episodes


Charlie Sheen
as Charlie Harper
Ashton Kutcher
as Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
as Alan Harper
Holland Taylor
as Evelyn Harper
Maggie Lawson
as Ms. McMartin
Angus T. Jones
as Jake Harper
Judy Greer
as Bridget
Ryan Stiles
as Herb Melnick
Jane Lynch
as Dr. Linda Freeman
James Edson
as Stephan
Ming-Na Wen
as Linda Harris
Kris Iyer
as Dr. Prajneep
Carl Reiner
as Marty Pepper
Martin Mull
as Russell
Jeri Ryan
as Sherri
Meagen Fay
as Martha
Alicia Coppola
as Dr. Michelle Talmadge
Carol Kane
as Shelly
Sara Rue
as Naomi
Robert Clotworthy
as Gangster No. 1
Missi Pyle
as Miss Pasternak
Robert Clotworthy
as TV Announcer
Steve Tom
as Minister
Sara Erikson
as Bethany
Steve Hynter
as Dr. Schenkman
Tom Virtue
as Minister
Madison Mason
as Tommy Shaefer
Terry Rhoads
as Dr. Andrew Sperlock
Kim Oja
as Betsy
Stephanie Erb
as Mrs. Schmidt
Jon Lovitz
as Archie
Jason Alexander
as Dr. Goodman
Deena Dill
as Ms. Tuttle
Bob Morrisey
as Dr. Little
Gigi Rice
as Christina
Orson Bean
as Norman
Natalie Zea
as Colleen
Jessica Tuck
as Cynthia
Darryl Sivad
as Cab Driver
Megan Fox
as Prudence
Sean Penn
as Himself
Paget Brewster
as Jamie Eckleberry
Andrea Bendewald
as Terry Sholander
Sab Shimono
as Hiroshi
Aisha Tyler
as Allison
Richard Lewis
as Stan Beiber
Jenna Elfman
as Frankie
Suzanne Whang
as Anesthesiologist
Sandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
Brendan Patrick Connor
as Middle-Aged Guy
Jeff Probst
as Himself
Layla Crawford
as Little Girl
Bridget Flanery
as Judith Harper
George Wyner
as Sheldon
Jay Harik
as Cab Driver
Mandy Bentley
as Sexy Girl
June Squibb
as Margaret
Ben Hermes
as Detective
Eve Gordon
as Brenda
Andrea Bogart
as Gretchen
Steve Shaw
as Rev. Yarnell
Alicia Witt
as Evelyn Harper
Judith Drake
as Cynthia
Mark Chaet
as Doctor
Karen Trella
as Natalie
Ronobir Lahiri
as Dr. Dasgupta
Kathy Bates
as Charlie
Noel Fisher
as Freddie
Jamie Day
as Annette
Justine Eyre
as Gabrielle
Frances Fisher
as Priscilla Honeycutt
Dakin Matthews
as Father Shaunassey
Natalie Denise Sperl
as Judith Harper
Jud Taylor
as DeeDee
Emily Rose
as Janine
J. D. Walsh
as Evelyn Harper
Ken Davitian
as Mr. Mardirosian
John Pirruccello
as Police Helicopter Pilot
Elizabeth Ho
as Jasmine
Joel McKinnon Miller
as Officer Wilkenson
Jonathan Banks
as Evelyn Harper
George Coe
as Victor
Kelly Sry
as Henry
Jennifer Aspen
as Stephanie
Lynda Carter
as Lynda Carter
Diane Farr
as Rachel
Ken Jeong
as Male Nurse
Rob Poynter
as Judith Harper
Laura Stone
as Danielle
Elise Robertson
as Second Nurse
Lillian Adams
as Mrs. Freemantle
Andy Mackenzie
as Ronald Wiedermeier
Larry Cedar
as Policeman No. 1
Jamie Rose
as Sloane Jagov
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Will Sasso
as Andrew
Amy Hill
as Mrs. Wiggins
Taylor Cole
as Melanie
Jamie Hill
as Nicole
Erinn Hayes
as Gretchen
as Stephanie
Ski Carr
as Gonzales
Jon Polito
as Mr. Sharipa
Scott McShane
as Police Officer #1
Bre Blair
as Rachel
Willie Garson
as Dr. Staven
Jelly Howie
as Kristen
Jessica Lundy
as Sister Mary Francis
Molly Stanton
as Michaela
Ed Forsyth
as Waiter
Steven Tyler
as Himself
Anna Graves
as Flight Attendant
Jenn Liu
as Gwyneth
Charlie Dell
as Minister
Ken Lerner
as Dr. Levine
Peter Hulne
as Police Officer #2
Jeff Staron
as Barista
Shanti Lowry
as Tara/Tanya
Elle Evans
as Cheyenne
Mila Kunis
as Vivian
Bruno Amato
as Officer Roberts
Bob Levitan
as Fireman #1
Shon Little
as Cashier
Rico E. Anderson
as M.P. Searle
Steven Tyler
as Himself
Ernie Grunwald
as Clinician
Kim Shaw
as Maria
Drew Cheetwood
as Male Stripper
Austin Lee
as Changpu
Michael Lowry
as Wes Tosterone
Andre Ware
as Officer No. 1
Julianne Grossman
as Darlene Wiedermeier
Bob Rusch
as Referee
Mikki Padilla
as Bridesmaid #1
John Burke
as Det. Henry Ketchum
Jamal Thomas
as Fireman #2
Amira Elliby
as Six-Year-Old Girl
Matthew Jordan
as Louis at 21
John Stamos
as Himself
Bob Rumnock
as Minister
Jim Grollman
as Cashier
Marion Ross
as Margaret
Max Mittelman
as Mechanical Demon
Stefan Umstead
as Officer Foster
Kevin Knight
as Cashier
Michael Potter
as Man's Voice
Aja Evans
as Emily
Diane Sellers
as Ms. Gallagher
Treisa Gary
as Nurse Shelby
Richard V. Licata
as Councilman Stewart
Clint Culp
as William
Amanda Gallo
as Tiffany
Desi Lydic
as Veronica
Michael Merton
as Photographer
Keena Ferguson
as Bridesmaid #2
Gregg Marx
as Announcer
Cazzy Golomb
as Girl #2
Rodney J. Hobbs
as Locksmith
Alem Brhan
as Sergeant
Alex McKenna
as Michelle
Amy Pietz
as Angie
Gracie Zane
as Volleyball Player #1
Jim Meskimen
as Gangster No. 2
Jennifer Keyes
as Bridesmaid #3
Richard F. Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Mia Kelly
as Cindy
Daniel Benson
as Teenage Boy
Katrina Nelson
as Silent Betty
Dorian Brown
as Jennifer
Tammy Tavares
as Woman #1
Ciera Foster
as Volleyball Player #2
Jeff Clarke
as Sherman
Richard Whiten
as Sgt. Preston
Annie Mumolo
as Teenage Girl No.1
Jane Carr
as Sharon
Ashley Edner
as Teenage Girl No. 2
Kimberly Brooks
as Computer Voice
Dan Cole
as Clown
Rena Sofer
as Chrissy
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