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Two and a Half Men: Season 11 (2013)

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Season Info

Two and a Half Men is a comedy about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, money, love and friendship. Walden Schmidt is a lovelorn Internet billionaire with an innocence born out of his lifelong dependence on others to take care of him. After a failed attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out, a suicidal Walden stumbles into a Malibu beach house, where tightly-wound, twice-divorced chiropractor Alan Harper and his underachieving teenage son,

Genre: Comedy

Network: CBS

Premiere Date: Sep 26, 2013

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Episodes

1
Air date: Sep 26, 2013

Nangnangnangnang

Season premiere. Alan is shocked when Charlie's 25-year-old daughter shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family.

2
Air date: Oct 3, 2013

I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty, when space in Walden's house is limited. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."

3
Air date: Oct 10, 2013

This Unblessed Biscuit

HD. Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work.

4
Air date: Oct 17, 2013

Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

HD. Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair is jeopardized.

5
Air date: Oct 24, 2013

Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

HD. Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.

6
Air date: Nov 7, 2013

Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

HD. When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her.

7
Air date: Nov 14, 2013

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

HD. Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.

8
Air date: Nov 21, 2013

Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

9
Air date: Dec 5, 2013

Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

HD. Walden's date with an accident-prone model goes longer than expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.

10
Air date: Dec 12, 2013

On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

Jenny's one-night stand could turn into a second date with some help from Walden. Meanwhile, Alan gets hit on by his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife; and receives a Japanese delicacy from his son for Christmas.

11
Air date: Jan 2, 2014

Tazed in the Lady Nuts

HD. Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.

12
Air date: Jan 9, 2014

Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date.

13
Air date: Jan 30, 2014

Bite Me, Supreme Court

HD. After Marty proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends.

14
Air date: Feb 6, 2014

Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe

HD. Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

15
Air date: Feb 27, 2014

Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

Lyndsey faces a choice between Alan and Larry; Jenny worries about her relationship with Brooke.

16
Air date: Mar 6, 2014

How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

17
Air date: Mar 13, 2014

Welcome Home, Jake

Lyndsey finally learns that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister; Walden tries to tell Barry he's got to find his own place.

18
Air date: Apr 3, 2014

West Side Story

HD. Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening.

19
Air date: Apr 10, 2014

Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

Walden reconnects with Kate and impulsively decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her?until he meets Vivian. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.

20
Air date: Apr 24, 2014

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

21
Air date: May 1, 2014

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It wasn't the best episode of Men in a while... but it had a couple of laughs.

November 15, 2013 Full Review Source: The Loop
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