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Movie Ratings and Reviews

Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko(2001)

This is a weird flick... But in some ways very good... In other ways not so good...

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Oh my! More Johnny Depp? I lurves it!


The Ring
The Ring(2002)

A good thriller... Although some people go ape about how its from the devil and its evil and no one should ever see it...


Sometimes people need to come to grips with reality. (wouldn't it have dumb if I sad ...grips with realty... ?)

Shakespeare in Love

Very good. I would in fact like to see it again.

King Kong
King Kong(2005)

Mmmm... Good stuff! I really think that they did a good job with this one!

Mean Girls
Mean Girls(2004)

The truth hurts, don't it?

The Princess and the Cobbler (The Thief and the Cobbler)

Simply a fantastic animation. I really love the whirling M.C. Escher esque scenes. I love the thiefs voice acting. Superb!


A good adaptation. While of course it can't make us hardcore fans completly happy... It does a good job at trying!

X-Men: The Last Stand

So good... But yet so short of the awesome I had hoped for. I knew that this one was going to be sub-par... But I still had to watch, didn't I?

Mission: Impossible III

Wow... This was far below par. I knew it wan't going to be that good, but it didn't even reach my modest expectations. This movie is certianly banking on the star power of Tom Cruise.

Walk the Line

Interesting movie... Really is kind of a tragedy though...

Memoirs of a Geisha

Good... But tragically sad.

The Tuxedo
The Tuxedo(2002)

haha... Its a solid 3... Not so good, but not so bad...

October Sky
October Sky(1999)

A great movie! Real enjoyable!

The Weather Man


I am so sad that I have seen even the small bit of it I saw. It wasn't even half before I turned it off. Really depressing. Suffers from lewdness and crudeness. Totally gross!

Blues Brothers 2000

The first was better...

Dr. No
Dr. No(1962)

Mmmm... Bondy!


More or less a good one...

The One
The One(2001)

Pretty good... All though it wasn't the best ever...

Three Kings
Three Kings(1999)

Solidly Mediocre...

Muppet Treasure Island

Who could resist the muppets?


Jodie Foster has always been a favorite of mine...

The Count of Monte Cristo

An excellent film. Would recommend to most anyone! The fight scene in the tall grass is especially good!

RoboCop 3
RoboCop 3(1993)

Sooooooooooo BAD! It isn't the worst thing I have ever seen, but it is.... BAD!

Castle in the Sky

Good flix, but I was disapointed in the end. You have got to love those pirates! Especially the pants! Awesome Pants!


Love the TV series... But seriously, I think the movie was bad. Maybe its just Kurt Russel. 'Course Kurt Russel had his moments too, I just don't think that this was it...

Dead Man
Dead Man(1995)

Very interesting. Not one I would care to see more than once a year though...

V for Vendetta

This one turned out pretty good... Although it is questionable what exactly they were looking to say in this movie. If it really was meant to say something along the lines of "religion and the government will ultimately lead to evil" then I disapprove. I unfortunately believe that this probably was their message.

Matchstick Men

A good movie. Keeps you interested the whole time.

The Mask of Zorro

Not my favorite rendition.

King Arthur
King Arthur(2004)

Decent in i\ts own way, however, it wouldn't be my first pick on movie night!


A classic! Who could resist Gizmo?

Minority Report

The idea wasn't to interesting, but the telling of it all turned out well.

The Matrix Revolutions

Not as good as the first, but still good. Kind of a disapointing finale...

A.I. Artificial Intelligence

Very good! Kind of creepy at some parts... Jude Law did well in this one.

Anchorman - The Legend Of Ron Burgundy

It had its moments, but for the most part it was just crude and cheezy. Very little quallity involved.

When Harry Met Sally

A decent movie, more or less...


So dark and moody... A real depresser!

Blade Runner
Blade Runner(1982)

A true science fiction classic!

The Chronicles of Riddick

This was a very good movie. I liked the bad guys, they really seemed evil to me.

Doctor Zhivago

A true classic! I've seen this so many times!

Batman Returns

Imma give it a four star, but that is probably stretching it. I liked the penquin, but not the catwoman...

Batman & Robin

One of lamer batmans...

Batman Forever

This one was kind of a cheese-fest. I didn't like the evil plan... It wasn't evil enough...

Titan A.E.
Titan A.E.(2000)

Beautiful cinematics... The story had its lack luster moments though. Hahahaha... In the end, they named the planet BOB!

Super Mario Bros.

This movie is so crappy I like it! Hahaha!

Super Size Me

A sickeningly informative documentary.

A Christmas Story

An interesting movie...

White Christmas

A good christmas movie. I wouldn't watch more than once a year. ...Sisters... Sisters... Never met a pair of such devoted sisters...

The Legend of Zorro

A generally good flick...

Lost in Space

Only so-so. Some fun moments, but mostly it achieves a Ho-Hum feel.

Kingdom of Heaven

An interesting take on the crusades. I didn't think that this was Orlando's best, but I think he gave it a good go. I thought some of the reasoning imployed by the bad guys was unrealistic, at best. Three and half stars is what I would give it.

The Last of the Mohicans

This movie excels in so many areas, especially in romance and action. The music for this movie is awesome! So good in fact, that I have the sound track.

Lord of War
Lord of War(2005)

While it may say "action & adventure" for genre, it should really be labeled a tragedy.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

A very good interpretation of J.R.R. Tolkiens second book. One of those movies that can be seen again and again with out it losing its charm.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

This was an epic for the ages! However, their are some scenes that I dearly wish they had included...

Wing Commander

This one did fine by me. One of my friends raves about this movie all the time. To be fair though, if I could have, I would have only given it 3 and 1/2...

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

This was an excellent movie! Russel Crowe did a very good job portraying his character. The movie did a good job sticking to the era.

Osmosis Jones

I have never enjoyed this one. It is very dull, and very annoying... In my opinion of course...

The Goonies
The Goonies(1985)

This is one of my all time favorite movies. Who could Resist the goonies?

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

I always have loved the kid, he rocks! (Is he the same kid who later is in the Goonies?)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

A great movie, with an excellent cast!

Judge Dredd
Judge Dredd(1995)

This one never did do it for me. Lets face it, comics rarely make good movies... Same for video games...

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

A classic post-apocalyptic film, and one of my favorites! I highly reccomend!

Mad Max
Mad Max(1979)

While being an enjoyable film, it lacks that certian something that the later films bring...

Apollo 13
Apollo 13(1995)

A touching film, well done

Canadian Bacon

Funny as all get out!

A Beautiful Mind

A very good story. The acting in it is superb!


A very creepy film. Haha... Who would have thunk it... Scary Math movie... OH YEAH! I just remembered a scene where he drills his head out with a power tool... Gross!


Good movie! Does it jive with reality? NOT A BIT! Do I like it anyways? Heck YESH! (I didn't know Angelina Jolie was in this!?!?!?)

Suburban Commando

Grasping... Oh so Grasping...


I am surprised at all the positive ratings on this one... I remember how tired I felt the plot was, and how contrived some of it was...

AVP - Alien Vs. Predator

Mediocre at best. A lot of things went against what you would expect from the Aliens or Predators. The video games were much better... (What!?!?!? Is he allowed to compare it to the games!?!?!?)

Predator 2
Predator 2(1990)

I liked it better than the first one... It trully rocked socks!


The end fight is worth all the waiting...


A good 'un. Been too long since I've seen it...

The NeverEnding Story III

I liked it... But it just didn't do it for me like the first one...

The Neverending Story

A good ole movie! Cheesy? YES! Poor acting? YES! Awesome anyways? YES!

Galaxy Quest
Galaxy Quest(1999)

I actually felt that this was a fairly humourous movie. Despite its setbacks in plot and cast...

Smokey and the Bandit

Sigh... Despite the generous Amazon review, It really wasn't very good. Maybe I am just a Reynolds hater or something? Erh... Some how I don't think thats the problem...

The Sandlot
The Sandlot(1993)

Such a good movie. Who could resist? A true classic!

Smokey and the Bandit II

Not as good as the first one...

Shanghai Noon

I liked it. I almost gave it a five out of five, but then I thought of some of the poorer scenes.

Rush Hour 2
Rush Hour 2(2001)

Not so hot. Jackie could have done better. Again, I didn't care for his sidekick...

Shanghai Knights

I was surprised by how good this turned out. A little leaky now and again in the plot department, but all in all a good one.

Rush Hour
Rush Hour(1998)

A rather good rendition from Jackie Chan... Didn't care for his sidekick much...

Jackie Chan's First Strike

Good fight scenes, plot could have used more work.

Rumble in the Bronx

Haha... I love that it proclaims no stunt man on the poster. He is rocking awesome in this one!

Armour of God (Long xiong hu di) (Operation Condor 2)

I liked this one a lot more than I would have expected myself too. Despite how old it is, and the cheesiness of some of the scenes, I enjoyed it.

The Legend of Drunken Master (Jui kuen II) (Drunken Fist II)

Jackie Chan does very well in this movie. I enjoyed it a lot!

Jackie Chan's Who Am I? (Wo shi shei) (Who Am I?)

Yeah... This was far from Jackies best movie.

Bulletproof Monk

Lacked a true depth. Kung Fu a little on the lame side...

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

This was a good one! Although whoever played Willy Wonka creeped me out. Was it Gene Wilder... (Course... just think if Christopher Walken played him...)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II - The Secret of the Ooze

Mmmmm... If I saw it now I might rate it as less...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

A classic... Although it might have faded with time... I'm not sure...

Beverly Hills Ninja

Just never liked this one... Something about the idiocy of most of the characters or something...

Ninja Scroll
Ninja Scroll(1995)

Umm... So So at best. It tried, but I was dispointed in the end...

Hardware Wars

Hilarious! To this day, I still will quote parts of it... Not because I am sad, but becuase it makes me laugh... Umm... So ... because I am happy?

"You'll laugh, You'll Cry, You'll kiss three bucks goodbye!"

Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle

Funny stuff! Not always the best content choice, but good none the less!

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Such a good ending! This movie rocks socks!

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

MMMMMMmmmm... I LURVES IT! Sorry to yell, but how could I resist yelling for The empire strikes back?

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

OH MY! This is just a spectacular movie! I love it! The mood through out the movie is fantastic. And the music? TO DIE FOR!

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

Sigh... this movie was a bomb... (It gets a three becuase I love star wars...)

The Rescuers Down Under

I like this one better than the first. Especially the scenes involving sending the message through telegraph. (that is this one, isn't it?)

Black Hawk Down

A gruesome reality. Despite playing games where I am shooting people, and watching war movies... I am always uncomfortable with the level of gore put in movies like this. Not to say that I want them to lie to me and say that peoples legs don't get blown off and such.

Quigley Down Under

Good stuff... I've seen it several differnt times, spaced at least throughout 10 years of my life... I always like it for different reasons everytime I see it...


Very good! I highly recommend. The only reason I don't give it a 5 is because some of the scenes might not actually match up like they should... It is also a tad short for the kind of work it is...


While although I liked this movie, I felt that Weird Al should stick to music and one armed hermaphrodites...

Batman Begins

Mmmmm.... Batmanny... I lurves it sooo much! I don't agree with how the plot plays out, but hey... Who could argue with batman anyways?

Oh, mustn't forget to lurve the Christian Bale'age of it all!


Ummm... My little sister likes it...

Lemme put it this way... Christian Bales carrear only gets better...

The Princess Bride

This movie is superb! Few movies could aspire to reach the heights that "The Princess Bride" has reached!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

A true classic in british comedy! I LURVES IT SOOOOO MUCH! (Thats why I am yelling!)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

A good rendition of Hitchhiker's Guide... Some people like to complain that it doesn't follow the books... But if you know much about the Hitchhikers Guide, you will undoubtably know that there are very few instances of it agreeing with itself. One of the only times is when one book agrees with a certain audiobook.


Tim Burton's Corpse Bride

This movie is exceptional! I really feel that it rises above the idiotic drivel that passes for movies today! SOOOO GOOD! (you no idea how much trouble I just had yelling those last two words...)

Time Bandits
Time Bandits(1981)

Funny Little Movie! (err... no pun intended)

The Day After Tomorrow

only SO SO! The wolf CG was poor at best.

The Matrix
The Matrix(1999)

Good Movie! Bad Philosphy.

War of the Worlds

WOWZA! This movie was the best movie I have seen in such a long time. Dakota Fanning is so good in this movie, she almost made me cry. And that is saying a lot...

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

I liked it, for the most part... Some parts were rather tired though... But on the upside, some parts were WIRED!

Bruce Almighty

Oi! I liked this one!

School of Rock

This was actually an incredibly good kid oriented movie. Jack Black is sooooo funny!

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yes... I have seen it... Although I am not sure why... This movie stunk hardcore...

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

I thought it was lame when I was 7,,, IDK about now...


Good movie... Although the content tended to be on the mature side. Good story, dialogue was excellent!


Pretty Good! Not my favorite character ever... but I still enjoyed it!

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

It only gets a three because it was related to Star Wars...

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

An instant classic. Few movies can compete with this one, whether it be on the level action or emotion.